Lingerie Posts:

Jehane ‘GiGi’ Paris Lingerie Shoot For Neave Bozorgi

Redonkulously hot model Jehane 'Gigi' Paris showed off her stuff in a shoot for the August Neave Bozorgi. By stuff I mean her truly spectacular boobs. She's covered topless but that doesn't mean you don't get some nice sideboob shots. She's got a perfect set of ta-tas, like seriously flawless. Her booty is also pretty extraordinary. I particularly like the pics where she is wearing lacey girly panties on a bed. It's naughty and nice. Jehane has got that whole sexy girl-next-door that you lay in your bed and dream about thing down pat. I like black and white spreads like this and not just because I'm a pretentious moron that went to film school. There is just something sexy and old school about them. Like the nudies your grandfather probably looked at only the girls are a little less thick and have better landscaping, if you know what I mean.

Jehane should just wear lingerie as her everyday wear. She lives in Miami so the climate would totally allow her to do so. Well, except when there are hurricanes, I guess.

Paula Labaredas Back to School Lingerie Shoot Is Naughty and Dangerous and Hard Not to Peep

We don't see Paula Labaredas that often, but when that Portuguese hottie model makes an appearance, she really knows how to stop the music, pull all the eyeballs in the room, and create the sound of a dramatic gasp. At least, that was my reaction to seeing her new lingerie photoshoot in various shades of naughty school girl.

Paula has always been one for big time cosplay and dress up fun. Never too much clothing to distract from her heavenly bodily gifts, but just enough to put on a character of the girl who you wish you could have one hour of alone time with to discuss your feelings. Or, possibly just a spanking for being naughty. Those are my primary feelings most of the time. Paula, your wicked hotness doth inspire a man to dream. And to be grabby. I'll try to be polite. I can't make any specific promises whilst looking at your outstanding derriere. Enjoy.

Martha Hunt Sexy In Lingerie For Victoria’s Secret

Professional hot person Martha Hunt is unbelievably sexy in these pics for Victoria's Secret. She models a series of provocative bits of underwear. My favorite is the pink nighty thing. It's so naughty, like a sorority girl in an 80's movie. Martha has some pretty spectacular ta-tas. They are the pinnacle of the boobtacular arts. So, she can fill out pretty much anything from a simple bra to a black lace teddy, (yes, please, and thank you). She's also covered topless in a couple of the pictures which makes me very happy in my swim suit era. Is there a happier trip to the mailbox than when the latest Victoria's Secret catalog arrives? Especially if it has talent in it like Martha.

They really do only use the sexiest girls. I remember when I was a lad they used the Naomi Campbells and Cindy Crawfords and Heidi Klums in its pages. Good times.

Adriana Lima In A Thong And Panties For Victoria’s Secret

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the spectacular Adriana Lima posing in a thong and panties during a shoot for Victoria's Secret. Adriana is one of our favorite girls here at Egotastic and it's easy to see why. She's just incredibly, undeniably hot. She's sporting a thong with some big bows on them. It's like she herself is a present on Christmas morning you just can't wait to open. The thong shows off her perfect booty. Her posterior is a work of art. As far as the booty arts go, she's a Michelangelo. But as if that wasn't enough she's also sporting a small lacey bra that shows off her amazing funbags. You've got to love Victoria's Secret for providing us with material like this. Every time one of their catalogs arrive in the mail it's like a present from the universe.

But seriously, Adriana is perfection. Not only is her body amazing but she's got a gorgeous face. Her eyes are unbelievable. Check them out when you are done checking out her butt.

Candice Swanepoel Black Lingerie Sextastic Showcase on Set

Sometimes I just look at Candice Swanepoel in lingerie and being to cry like a small child. She stirs up deep emotions within my otherwise stoic soul.

Candice was strutting around in black showy lingerie for some promotional video and she looked so damn hot I almost pretended I was the director and needed to see her in my trailer to discuss emoting. We'd come out three hours later covered in the sweat that only people with true passion for one another can ever generate. Well, I'll be sweaty, she'll mostly be screaming for help, but it's still romantic. Candice, you do wonders for a man's testosterone levels. Enjoy.

Genevieve Morton Lingerie Body Sextastic on Curvy Display for Cleo

I don't know who Cleo is, but she made a good choice in picking the perfectly curvy body of South African passion inducing model Genevieve Morton to pimp the shizz out of her bras and panties. Oh, my. If Genevieve doesn't have the finest female form for showing off boudoir clothing, I'm not sure who does. Okay, there are several, but Genevieve is right up there with the goddesses of Mt. Lingerie.

Genevieve, I'm sure you get tired after long shooting days in your underwear. I really wish you'd let me help you unwind with a massage. I mean, you massage me. You'll find it does wonders for your nerves, if not mine. Genevieve Morton is going places. With that crazy hot body of hers, she's going to get there fast. Enjoy.

Charlotte McKinney In Sextastic Lingerie for Terry Richardson

The Terry Richardson photography train keeps right on rolling along, with lingerie and swimsuit models like wicked hottie Charlotte McKinney dying to get their clothes off for Uncle Terry's camera. Go figure. The world is a funny place. But there's nothing funny about Charlotte McKinney and her outrageously hot body in skimpy bits of barely covering lingerie in black and white and sextastic all over.

I'm pretty sure it's impossible to take a bad shot of Charlotte McKinney mostly nekkid. I sure would like to try. When my photos come out poorly, I can tell Charlotte it's not her, it's me. Then we'll both have a chuckle and make sweaty passionate love for the next seventeen hours. I'm big into momentum shifts like that. Damn, Charlotte, you are fine. Enjoy.