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Anais Pouliot Covered Topless in Victoria’s Secret

French Canadian hottie Anais Pouliot is in all her slightly covered topless glory in this month's Victoria's Secret. Anais is just barely concealing her chesticles from view in these pictures. She is also sporting a flower crown. It's all very nymphlike, if nymphs wore frilly lingerie. I like to believe that if nymphs had money they might venture to the local mall to purchase a nice garter belt of bustier. Unfortunately, they don't actually exist. Still, the effect of Anais' photos is both shy and coquettish and super hot. I think it's probably due to her French Canadian heritage. Canadians tend to be fairly reserved unless they are at a hockey game. But the French are all about the sexy sex. I was once in Paris and I saw more breasts out in the wild than I've ever encountered before. This Quebec must be a magical place.

I'm going to have to get a hold of this April Victoria's Secret catalog. You know, for research. It is both my job and my duty.

Elizabeth Loaiza Models Lingerie And Bikinis For Lenceria Le Bon

Colombian model Elizabeth Loaiza showed off her considerable assets in a photo shoot for Lenceria Le Bon lingerie and bikinis. Some models do bathing suits well while others know how to rock underwear. Elizabeth is that rare type that does both with equal sexiness. Throw on a pair of high heels and you've got something really special. Elizabeth's funbags are clearly a work of art. They make me want to buy her dad, mom, and all living ancestors a beer for making her. But her shapely hips and butt are what make these pictures such a joy to look at. That, my friends, is what comes from generations of people eating arroz and frijoles for three meals a day. Well, that and being a really hot chick. My ancestors also ate that stuff and no one asks me to model lingerie.

I believe that Elizabeth in lingerie and high heels is just the thing that Colombia needs to get out of its recent woes. Who wants to traffic drugs or kill anyone when you can just look at her? I say they should put her on their flag.

Kelly Hall Has a Body to Die For, Or Live for If You Have a Chance

We're used to seeing British beauty Kelly Hall in less clothes, but I must say she works the lingerie two pieces like nobody's business in this killer spread in Zoo magazine. Sometimes, you do need to see a woman in skivvies before you can truly appreciate her nekkid craft. It's like watching the chef prepare the meal. Anticipations makes everything taste that much better.

Kelly Hall, you continue to amaze and astound and provide us with boobtastic hope. I don't care how people traditionally categories heroes and saints, you're definitely one of mine. Or can their mighty idols cause one million men to feel vital in the span of one second? I think not. Bless you, Kelly Hall.

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Gisele Bündchen Is Smoking Hot In Marie Claire Brazil

Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bündchen is ridiculously sexy in a shoot for Marie Claire Brazil's April issue. In the cover photo, Gisele is wearing panties, stockings, and a black jacket. You know, like you do. In the spread she sports a bra and a see through shirt. She makes Marie Claire magazine interesting for the first time since they printed that awesome brownie recipe in the spring of '92. Her black lingerie is even better than that brownie. My dad warned me when I was a young man that you need to be careful with women who wear black underwear. They are wonderfully slutty sexy but can turn on you and set your couch on fire if you aren't careful. That little tidbit of advice always stuck with me. It makes me wonder if Gisele proves that he was right. At least about the sexy sex part.

What is going on in Brazil that it produces women as hot as Gisele? Is it the water? The air? The waxes? I don't know but I have to visit while I still have feeling below the waist. The issue hits newsstands in Brazil this week. Luckily, we did the work for you. You're welcome.

Monica Olsen Is Too Hot to Be Murdered

I've had some bad relationships in my time, but never felt so inclined to hire a hitman to snuff out my problem. Thankfully, L.A. native model turned skincare guru Monica Olsen survived her husband (I suppose soon to be ex) trying to hire a buddy to snuff her out of existence. I'm no Dr. Phil, but that seems like the wrong way to resolve problems in a relationship. Plus, the mere thought of losing a woman as wickedly hot as Monica Olsen almost brings me to tears. The thought of how hard she's going to rebound after surviving a murderous ex makes my tears go away and a happy smile appear.

Monica, I can't promise you much in a relationship other than five time two minutes a day of sheer bliss known only to female rabbits. Oh, and I won't try to kill you. Honest. I'm way too cheap. Enjoy.

Fanny Francois Lingerie and Bikini Euro-Hotness

We haven't seen Fanny Francois in some time around these parts, but the super hot Belgian model has never left a certain gray to dark gray matter area of my mind since first we saw her in the inaugural edition of Treats magazine. She's back and modeling lingerie and swimwear for Huit and looking all kinds of amazingly sextastic and lady-like.

I can't imagine this isn't going to help skyrocket sales of little two piece fun time clothing with women hoping to look, if not to feel, like Fanny Francois. With a name like Fanny, you know she's fun. Now you also know she's crazy hot and fun. I'd love nothing more than a private showing. For business purposes only, natural. Wait until she finds out what business I'm in. Enjoy.

Kea Ho Nipples Barely Contained In Her Lingerie for Water Pimping Shoot

Let's get this out of the way. Kea Ho is Hawaiian singer Don Ho's model daughter. I don't mean she's a model daughter like a model citizen, I mean, she's his daughter, and a model, and I think had a few roles now in a couple movies. She's also 138 water pimping sextastic as the beverage marketer continues its nearly daily shoot of hot women about the beaches and byways of Southern California for some purpose yet to unfold.

Kea seems excited by the opportunity to lay in the water in swimsuits and lingerie. Her nipples seems ever so desperate to escape their bosomy wardrobe clutches. Nothing like nipples to sell designer water. Or milk. Enjoy.