Lingerie

Maud Le Fort Skinny Chick Hotness for Lise Charmel Lingerie

I know. I know. I too want to fatten up the skinny chicks with some kind of liverwurst and red onion sandwiches. Hey, if you can love a girl with liverwurst and onion breath, that’s true love indeed. Nonetheless, this slender French brunette hottie continues to get mega modeling gigs and continues to intrigue me when I see her quite not clothed. Feelings are so confusing at times.

Working the preening and posing for Lise Charmel lingerie, Maud Le Fort reminds me that there’s something to be said for the girl you can easily pick up and move from place to place. Not unhealthy skinny, just skinny. And hot. In bras and panties. Liverwurst optional, but definitely recommended. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Lise Charmel

Heidi Klum Lingerie Line Self Pimping Hotness, The HK Intimate Photos Are Here!

If anybody happens to have a bucket full of ice and some saltpeter by the pound, please send it in my direction. I’ll be the guy hiding behind the curtain trying to look natural. Damn, Heidi Klum. Just stop it. I mean, don’t ever stop it.

The German model turned mega- business woman turned back to veteran hot MILFtastic model took to the photo studio to be shot in her own lingerie line, HK. Granted, that’s not the most creative name for undies in the world, but I’ll just assume the H stands for Hottie and the K for Kinky. Though I suppose it could be Heidi’s initials as well. Who cares. In her presence in panties and lacy bras I’m merely going to compliment everything there is about her and her silky little nothings. There’ll be time for criticism after the amazing sex. At least, that’s when I usually get it. Heidi for the win! Enjoy.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

Aylssa Miller Wears Lingerie Well, Very Well

T-minus less than three weeks until Valentine’s Day and you have no clue what you’re going to be doing, do you? I know, it’s the natural state of man, as in men, to be last minute kind of lazy thinkers. I applaud our gender even as I see so much miserable failure on the 14th. You can’t possibly match the hype. It’s truly unfair. So is much of life. Just try to be better than the next man, that’s my best advice. Don’t let that little turd Doug outdo you again. You’ll never hear the end of it.

In that vain, might I advise you once again to not go the lingerie route for your lady on the St. Disappointment’s Day. Do not. Resist. Having said that, there’s no reason why you can’t suffer unlike fools and stare deeply and intently at hotties like Alyssa Miller modeling Free People’s Valentine’s lingerie. She is ever so alluring and sextastic, almost enough to make you purchase the silk and lace. Be strong. Ogle on. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Free People

 

Miranda Kerr Wonderbra, Wonder Everything, I Wish It Were Legal to Eat Her

Miranda Kerr simply won’t quit pimping the bras. They call them Wonderbras. Which I think is simply any bra Miranda Kerr wears. As in, I wonder if she knows every man in the world is imagining her taking it off as she steps slowly toward them and tells them she hasn’t been tickled properly in ages. Maybe that’s just me, but I bet it’s you too.

Miranda Kerr’s career has suffered little since leaving Victoria’s Secret. She hardly seems bereft of lingerie companies desperate to move their merch by way of her uber-sextastic appeals. There were rumors she was difficult to work with, which I’m not sure really are relevant to one of the world’s hottest women. So what. Say, yes, Ms. Kerr, anything you want Ms. Kerr, and you’ll be fine. I’m doing that right now just looking at her photos. If she threw her cell phone at me I’d only be more in love. Hurt me, Miranda. Starting with that Wonderbra. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Wonderbra

Behati Prinsloo Wears Lacy Lingerie For Victoria’s Secret (And to Tease Me, Admit It, Behati)

Have I mentioned recently how jealous I am of that Maroon 5 dude? C’mon, he could’ve been me. Or I could’ve been him I should say as nobody could be me, even if for some warped and twisted reason they chose to be. But me as a rock star fighting off the Victoria’s Secret girls who desire my hand in holy matrimony and newlywed sex? I could’ve plugged myself right into that diorama without hesitation.

Behati Prinsloo is back in lacy little underthings in Victoria’s Secret. I don’t think she needs the money any more, now she’s just teasing us. I’m not saying you quit your job because you won the lottery, in fact, the only people who ever do survive winning the lottery are those silly souls who stick to their day jobs. But I am quite convinced Behati is now undertaking these show off missions just to drive me insane. It won’t take much more really. I’m sort of standing at the edge of crazy cliff looking down. One more silky shimmer panties and… goodbye cruel sanity. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Victorias Secret

Daniela Lopez Osorio Is Boobalicious And Other Fine Things To Ogle

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Daniela Lopez Osorio can sure fill out some lingerie. (Popoholic)

I don’t know about her journalism, but I enjoy Kendall Jenner‘s bare mid-riff. (WWTDD)

Rich dude Dan Bilzarian parties with MANY bikini babes. (TMZ)

Sia‘s SNL performance was sexxxy with three X’s. (Huffington Post)

This is hottie Laura Ava and this is her buck ass nekkid. (Drunken Stepfather)

But let me tell you about Sophia Bush‘s ta-tas…they’re awesome. (The Superficial)

Tennis star Penny Higgs can show me her backstroke any day. (COED)

Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel Covered Topless Lingerie Sextastic for Manic

January really just might be the best month of the year for lingerie visuals. Odd, but true. Maybe it’s the lead-in to Valentine’s Day, or just the fact that everybody is sick of the cold winter weather and the visual treat of world class hotties in bras and panties or often less is precisely what their cockles need for warming. I’m hardly complaining, usually just begging for more.

Manic magazine dedicated their current issue to the luscious lovelies of the lingerie angel world, including Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, and Candice Swanepoel, baring their faptastic bodies in little bits of silk and lace to remind everybody what they already knew: seeing these sextastic models half-nekkid will dramatically increase your heart rate. Shhh, listen, can you hear it? That’s not a pitter patter, that a resounding beat after seeing Adriana Lima covering her chest with her slightest of limbed modesties. Heavenly girls are such a blessing. When they start wearing nothing but panties, that’s a downright miracle. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Manic Magazine