Lingerie Posts:

Gracie Carvalho Wicked Hot in Silk and Lace

At this point, Victoria's Secret is employing half of the world's super fine looking young women. Sort of like me, except I have a small handful of people and they all look like one of the characters from Family Guy. So not like me at all. Oh, to work with the planet's most stunning women and dress them in little bits of lingerie for photoshoots in exotic locales. I can feel my hands virtually working in the bronzing tans right now. Not that Gracie Carvalho need any artificial color. Or anything else artificial.

This sultry Brazilian native could sell mice to an elephant. She's so incredibly gorgeous and alluring I just doubled down my regular order with V.S. for the October additions to my shame closet. Damn, it's almost torturous that such sextastic beauties exist and show off for the camera in nothing but a little pair of panties. And, by torturous, naturally I mean it's the best thing ever. Gracie, you are indeed a heaven sent blessing. Enjoy.

Jass Reyes Sextastic Latina Songbird in Lingerie

Whoa, baby. Sometimes I do turn the Egotastic! radar system South of the Border and what pings back just blows my mind. Like Jass Reyes, young Mexican songbird and The Voice Mexico contestant and all around hottie in a lingerie spread in H Para Hombres that just might tickle your funny bone, if you know what I'm saying. I've heard some of Jass' music and she sings well enough that I would allow her to be my girlfriend, scampering about mi casa in her little bits of silk and lace while she asks me if I'd like to hear her latest work. And I mention back, absolutely, but you must sing nekkid to reveal your true inner voice. And she says, okay. And I pass out.

Hot brunette Latinas with killer bodies hiding behind glasses might just be about the best thing ever. It certainly feels that way. I might just have to start visiting more record shops on my next southern adventure. Jass Reyes, ever so damn en fuego. Consider me smitten. Enjoy.

Check Out Jass Reyes singing on The Voice »

Jenni Lee Topless In A Bathroom Pictorial

 

You know what's sexy? Jenni Lee in frilly pink lingerie. You know what's even hotter? Nekkid Jenni Lee going rub-a-dub in a bathtub. Jenni is ridiculously sexy. Her body is perfect. I know that word gets thrown around a lot but it's seriously perfect. Her funbags are just the right size for her frame which is nice and tight. Her face is really pretty too. There is nothing worse than a butter face, my friends. I do love a woman in a bathtub. Add some bubbles and you've got yourself one clean/dirty situation going on. I also like when a woman's hair is all tussled and messed up. It reminds me of what happens to their hair during sexy time. I've been staring at these pictures for the last ten minutes and am going to stare at them for ten more.

Won't you join me in ogling Jenni Lee?

Behold Nadine Leopold In Bikinis And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Nadine Leopold and her freckles in a bikini just made my day. (Popoholic)

Nicola Peltz covered topless made certain parts of my "transform". (Drunken Stepfather)

Emily DiDonato's eyes aren't the only things that are striking. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jessica Simpson's boob cleavage has certainly made a big comeback. (The Superficial)

Emily Ratajkowski is covered topless for Calvin Klein underpanties. (COED)

Another day another woman who wants to look like Barbie. (The Chive)

This year for Halloween why not go like a sexy character from Frozen? (Huffington Post)

Britney Spears Unveils New Collection ‘The Intimate Britney Spears’

Hall of fame hottie Britney Spears unveiled her new line of lingerie at New York's Fashion Week. The line is called "The Intimate Britney Spears" and from what I can tell from the models in the background, it looks pretty darn sexy. It's the kind of stuff your wife wears on your birthday. Though, alas, Britney was not modelling the lingerie herself, she was nice enough to wear a shirt that was open to her stomach. Brit Brit, as is sometimes the case, also forgot to wear a bra. The result is some killer cleavage and a little bit of front side boob. Britney is still one sexy little minx all these years later. I remember back in the day drooling over a very young Britney in the "Baby One More Time" video where she was a sexy school girl. Now, nearly 20 years later she is still causing boners wherever she goes.

That's why as far as sexy American women, Britney is one of the true legends. And, like I said before, she often doesn't wear a bra.

Kendall Jenner Risque Lingerie Modeling for New York Fashion Week

Well, hello to big time modeling work, Kendall Jenner. Gone are the days of being a schoolgirl not in school or abiding by your parent's strict curfew of 4am. Kendall, as she is now single-named known, was strutting her barely legal body in Tommy Hilfiger silly but quite showy lingerie for New York Fashion Week. That's quite legit work. And make no mistake about it, in addition to being a scholar, Kendall Jenner is a legit model.

Kendall has always had the perfect elements to be a fashion model. Seeing her Funions mostly visible in her see-through lingerie leads me to believe she will go far in this business, hopefully at least fully nekkid far, then she can retire and return to authoring books, her true passion. Kendall, we've all waited some time for this moment, you're all grown up now, it's your time to shine, topless preferred. Enjoy.

Abigail Ratchford Brunette Boobtastic Lingerie Fun Time Childhood Fantasy

Every time I see Abigail Ratchford, I'm reminded of a dream I first had as a middle school boy about what all my future girlfriends would look like. Smart, obviously. Great personalities, that was a given. And if at all possible, absolutely completely crazy hot with a body that could smother me happy. And, for the record, smart and great personality were not absolute musts.

In this Ryan Astamendi photoshoot, Abigail Ratchford shows exactly why she is perhaps the hottest woman to ever come out of Pennsylvania. No offense to Kat Dennings who if you agree to go to the waterpark with me in a tiny top, I will gladly restore to the top of this list. Abigail is in her own big raven haired right, just one absolutely fine looking young woman who I would worship at an altar made of butter that when it melted I would rub onto her body until she glistened like a greasy goddess. I'm so down for that Abigail. I'm going to the store for the butter now. Costco, I'm not skimping. Just so damn hot. Enjoy.