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Farrah Abraham In Lingerie at Her Sex Toy Party

Reality star and "backdoor mom" Farrah Abraham wore a black bustier to her sex toy launch party. The lingerie had cutouts allowing you a view of her enormous ta-tas. There is some sideboob, underboob, as well as lots of cleavage. When you are packing a pair of funbags like Farrah, there is plenty to show off. Farrah was also sporting a g-string which was in full view through the sheer top of her see-through teddy. Say what you want about Farrah, she's got a pretty spectacular booty. In addition, she had on one of my favorite bits of sexy underwear, a garter belt and stockings. It's unbelievable to me that every woman used to wear those back in the day. How did our grandfathers defeat the Nazis with all of those hot chicks in garter belts and stockings walking around?

The sex toys she was promoting are rubber molds of her girly bits that one can make sweet sweet love to. I hear they are dishwasher safe.

Karen Gillan Mini-Undies Pictorial in Esquire is Majorly Hot

Karen Gillan obviously has a massive nerd army fan base from her Dr. Who days. Well, geek boys living in the basement, prepare to meet your maker via excessive fapitation after feasting peeps upon Karen in her bra and panties in some memorable photos in Esquire magazine to promote Karen's role in Guardians of the Galaxy out soon.

Karen is the proverbial ginger cutie next door that you pray doesn't realize she forgot to lower her blinds. Not that I would encourage peeping in private moments, but what happens in the hedges stays in the hedges as far as I'm concerned. Just look at Karen and tell me you're not straining your neck for a sneaky peek. She really has got that magic allure of perhaps not so innocent. Can not wait for Guardians of the Galaxy, or for Karen to decide the bra is too much. Enjoy.

Jodie Gasson Topless Tease In Purple Lingerie

 

British model and professional naked person Jodie Gasson showed off her luscious ta-tas in some sexy purple lingerie. The extra tight slip showed off all of her glorious curves. It was soon removed to display her big beautiful all-naturals for our viewing pleasure. Call me old fashioned, but I like 'em real and homemade, if you know what I mean. Maybe it's the Latin man in me that appreciates a girl that has a bit of junk in her trunk. Jodie certainly has a nice round booty that is shapely but in no way too big. Jodie is my kind of woman. I like a girl with curves. The times I've been with a curveless too skinny lady in the Biblical sense left me feeling kinda sad.

I'm sure any man who has the pleasure of doing the no-pants dance with Jodie doesn't ever feel unsatisfied. Maybe I'm just projecting here but I think she proficient in the art of doin' it.

 

Bar Refaeli Lingerie Hotness Returns with a Passion

Bar Refaeli never quite leaves my thoughts, even when we don't see her for a while. The imprint on the libido is indelible. With just a glance of her new photos, so many longstanding and profound feelings related to taking nekkid showers together comes flooding back.

Bar's Passionate lingerie line photos have always been a bit kitchsy and cutesy, but ever hot as the Israeli model shows off her ridiculously hot body in various shades of silk and lace. I'm not sure I'd go for all the silly props myself, but it's not exactly like I'm going to ask Bar in her undies to leave because she's being too coquettish. I like coquettish, especially when it's the precursor to the exact opposite kind of behavior. Bar, we could be so happy together going through your lingerie drawer together, or just me alone. Leave a key under your mat and I'll know you approve. Enjoy.

Elisabetta Canalis Lingerie Pictures Are Tempting and Enticing and Really Should Be Mine

Go on George Clooney. Go get married. I'm happy delving into the trail of the forgotten, at least, that you have forgotten. Incredible hotties like Italian model Elisabetta Canalis. We've been drooling over Elisabetta for several years now. I'm not sure if it's her crazy hot looks or that killer body or the little outfits she prefers to model, such as this Lormar lingerie shoot, but the entire package is working for me.

Elisabetta, if you were my girl, I'd treat you like a princess. I mean, literally, probably hide you in a high tower that only I can visit. I am rather possessive, but, thankfully, I have a very short attention span. It would be the best fifteen minutes of castle tower confinement you have ever known. Just so hot. Enjoy.

Shay Mitchell Lingerie Revealing Goodness in Esquire

Are you familiar with Shay Mitchell, Cannuckian hottie from Pretty Little Liars? If not, you're about to get to know her, most every single inch of her in this super fine super silky hot bodied pictorial of Shay in Esquire Philippines. Yes, I'd go a long way 'round the world for a visual taste of Shay. She'd probably go even farther trying to hide from me. But I'm pretty good at finding Carmen Sandiego when she looks like Shay Mitchell does in a low-cut nightie.

Shay is another one of the half Filipina girls who drive me absolutely wild. I once dated a girl like this. She left me because she said I stared too much at her booty, which when combined with my being unemployed and addicted to Farmville, was somehow some kind of deal breaker. But you look at the likes of Shay Mitchell and try not to stare. That's a dare you can't win. Shay wins, because hot girls always win. Enjoy.

Yara Khmidan Lingerie In Black and White and Imagined Shades of Hotness

I couldn't even possibly begin to hide my new found infatuation with Yara Khmidan. I can even spell her name correctly almost half the time. You know that's deep felt affection.

Featured in this black and white lingerie shoot, Yara shows exactly why she is not only the star in my Northern leading to Southern area sky, but why she has big potential for global domination. Sultry looks, wicked hot body, that alluring 'it' quality. It's all there in a nice little Ukrainian package waiting to be unwrapped. Or shipped. If only Amazon Prime was so magically accommodating. Yara, I apologize in advance for the between 500 and 700 letters you are about to receive via Air Mail. I don't do email stalking, that's so gauche. Enjoy.