Oh, Canada, how you do deliver in pressing times. Or pulling times. Pressing and pulling I suppose when it comes to the most common reactions to seeing Canuckian alluring model Alyssa Barbara
posing in lingerie for your viewing pleasure. Other common reactions include drooling, low frequency moans, and the desire to eat many oysters chased with Scotch.
I’m not sure if it’s the epic boobtastic or the fine rear in lacy little things, but I suddenly feel inspired to song. It’s kind of a dirty limerick more than a song and would get me slapped in most proper established. But such is the poetry in men inspired by the fairest of the finer gender. Alyssa, you are just doing wonderfully horrible things to my gray matter at the moment. I suppose that was the point. Job well done. So hot. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Alyssa Barbara
Sometimes photo shoot titles are just dead on in titling. Like this Nina Agdal lingerie pimping promotion for Leonisa called ‘Christmas Wishes’. I don’t know about you, but this is precisely the type of sexstastic wrapped goodness I imagine finding under my aluminum lifelike Christmas tree on the 25th. It’d be a squeeze, but the mere thought of unwrapping Danish Delight Nina Agdal underneath the vinyl pine simply makes me too excited to sleep on the 24th.
Her perfect curves, that soft skin, those delicious lady parts barely covered in silken bra and panties. Yes, this is why I still hear the bells on Christmas. They’re guiding me to the likes of Nina Agdal and her yuletide funbags. Santa, if you please, you could make a little big boy very happy this year simply by making a quick stop in Copenhagen on your way to L.A. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Leonisa Lingerie
Alyssa Barbara sporting lingerie makes me happy in my swimsuit area. (Hollywood Tuna)
Hottie Janice Griffith jumps off a roof nekkid. That is all. (TMZ)
Let’s take a look back at all the Kim Kardashian selfies of 2014. (Huffington Post)
Adult film stars read “How The Grinch Stole Christmas”. (Drunken Stepfather)
Sweet Jesus, Daniela Lopez Osorio in a bikini is amazing. (Popoholic)
Emily Ratjkowski bounces around in lingerie in this music video. (The Superficial)
Kate Upton was the most Googled model of 2014. Let’s see why. (COED)
Ah, Naomi Campbell. I have been a big fan of this lovely lady and her tig ‘ol bitties since I was in junior high and believe me that was a loooong time ago. But she still looks amazing. She is the very definition of keeping it tight. In these pics, she’s sporting several provocative lingerie ensembles. Naomi has got some ridiculously incredible legs. They are so long and lean. I imagine having those bad boys wrapped around you in heavenly. Naomi’s booty is outstanding as well. I would like to wear it as a hat. Her thumper is at the same time tight and curvy. I very much likey.
I remember watching Naomi writhe around nekkid in the George Michael Freedom 90 video. If you haven’t seen that video in a while I suggest you YouTube it for some classic hot lady party.
Photo Credit: Agent Provocateur
Sometimes I’m shouting at you, but I’m really shouting at myself. That’s why my shrink the esteemed Dr. Wilcox-Spangler told me recently in session. So, perhaps Alice Goodwin is my hot brunette fantasy girl and I’m the naughty one. It certainly seems within the realm of possibility. I do happen to love beautiful women with raven hair and jugs that could contain me like the happiest prisoner on earth.
Feature in the Zoo Magazine hottest brunettes list, Alice Goodwin continues a relatively long and hallowed career of making men feel like a man and women feel just a little bit more like a horny Ellen Page than they might otherwise. Oh, Alice, why would Mother Nature even invent such a bodacious bosomed passion inducing hottie named Alice except to tease the heck out of the rest of us? I have no answers, just eyeballs blowing out like Bluto. Alice Goodwin, you move my soul. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Zoo Magazine
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It’s always Summer somewhere. I should amend that to say, I’m always ogling Summer St. Claire somewhere, year round, because I happen to have a thing for hot brunettes with perfectly divine funbags who love to strip on camera. I know, it’s just me. What? You too? Well then you’re welcome to enter the Honeycomb Hideout of hotties I’ve made my life’s work.
Summer St. Claire reminds me that you don’t even need particularly good lighting if you have one stellar fine female form and some lingerie that doesn’t stay on for very long. Oh, those delicious passion inducing teats on Summer St. Claire. Just so motorboatable, even though that’s technically not a word though it clearly should be. She inspires my head to the left and the right in rapid fashion whilst making outboard engine sounds. No doubt. Summer, you’ve once against helped us conquer winter. Bless your entire body of work. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Summer St. Claire
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The Love magazine Advent Video calendar rolls on into it’s something or other day of bring sextastic celebrities to life in video Yuletide form. Though the Christmas connection can be somewhat tenuous, like Pamela Anderson in revealing lingerie in this black and white exhibitionist series.
What can be said of Pamela Anderson that hasn’t already been said? Well, she keeps herself in mighty fine shape for a now 47-year old quarter century long stellar blonde bombshell. I’m not sure all the original parts are still there, but I am quite sure the parts that remain are well worthy of stockings and garters and suspenders and see-through bras. Hot moms come in all shapes and sizes, but just one flavor — Must Have. Enjoy.
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