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Behold Nadine Leopold In Bikinis And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Nadine Leopold and her freckles in a bikini just made my day. (Popoholic)

Nicola Peltz covered topless made certain parts of my "transform". (Drunken Stepfather)

Emily DiDonato's eyes aren't the only things that are striking. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jessica Simpson's boob cleavage has certainly made a big comeback. (The Superficial)

Emily Ratajkowski is covered topless for Calvin Klein underpanties. (COED)

Another day another woman who wants to look like Barbie. (The Chive)

This year for Halloween why not go like a sexy character from Frozen? (Huffington Post)

Britney Spears Unveils New Collection ‘The Intimate Britney Spears’

Hall of fame hottie Britney Spears unveiled her new line of lingerie at New York's Fashion Week. The line is called "The Intimate Britney Spears" and from what I can tell from the models in the background, it looks pretty darn sexy. It's the kind of stuff your wife wears on your birthday. Though, alas, Britney was not modelling the lingerie herself, she was nice enough to wear a shirt that was open to her stomach. Brit Brit, as is sometimes the case, also forgot to wear a bra. The result is some killer cleavage and a little bit of front side boob. Britney is still one sexy little minx all these years later. I remember back in the day drooling over a very young Britney in the "Baby One More Time" video where she was a sexy school girl. Now, nearly 20 years later she is still causing boners wherever she goes.

That's why as far as sexy American women, Britney is one of the true legends. And, like I said before, she often doesn't wear a bra.

Kendall Jenner Risque Lingerie Modeling for New York Fashion Week

Well, hello to big time modeling work, Kendall Jenner. Gone are the days of being a schoolgirl not in school or abiding by your parent's strict curfew of 4am. Kendall, as she is now single-named known, was strutting her barely legal body in Tommy Hilfiger silly but quite showy lingerie for New York Fashion Week. That's quite legit work. And make no mistake about it, in addition to being a scholar, Kendall Jenner is a legit model.

Kendall has always had the perfect elements to be a fashion model. Seeing her Funions mostly visible in her see-through lingerie leads me to believe she will go far in this business, hopefully at least fully nekkid far, then she can retire and return to authoring books, her true passion. Kendall, we've all waited some time for this moment, you're all grown up now, it's your time to shine, topless preferred. Enjoy.

Abigail Ratchford Brunette Boobtastic Lingerie Fun Time Childhood Fantasy

Every time I see Abigail Ratchford, I'm reminded of a dream I first had as a middle school boy about what all my future girlfriends would look like. Smart, obviously. Great personalities, that was a given. And if at all possible, absolutely completely crazy hot with a body that could smother me happy. And, for the record, smart and great personality were not absolute musts.

In this Ryan Astamendi photoshoot, Abigail Ratchford shows exactly why she is perhaps the hottest woman to ever come out of Pennsylvania. No offense to Kat Dennings who if you agree to go to the waterpark with me in a tiny top, I will gladly restore to the top of this list. Abigail is in her own big raven haired right, just one absolutely fine looking young woman who I would worship at an altar made of butter that when it melted I would rub onto her body until she glistened like a greasy goddess. I'm so down for that Abigail. I'm going to the store for the butter now. Costco, I'm not skimping. Just so damn hot. Enjoy.

Nadine Leopold Is Sexy In Urban Outfitters Lingerie

Austrian model Nadine Leopold looks unbelievably hot in this spread for Urban Outfitters' lingerie collection. She wears a variety of tasty bits of underwear that range from a pair of cotton panties and bra to a naughty black lacey thing that maybe you could get your girlfriend to wear on your birthday. Chances are your girlfriend doesn't look as hot as Nadine though. If she does, then kudos to you, my friend. Nadine has one of those slender builds that still have a little bit of curve to it. She's got nice hips and booty and a slender waist. Her ta-tas are also nice and pert. They are perky and mischievous, like they are always up to something naughty. You didn't know boobies could be naughty, did you? Well, now you know. I also am a big fan of her freckles. I don't know what it is but freckles get my motor running. Maybe it's that I always had a thing for redheads?

I never knew that Urban Outfitters had lingerie. I thought it was all over priced ironic hipster t-shirts and kitschy housewares. That place is designed to make you feel uncool.

Jehane ‘GiGi’ Paris Lingerie Shoot For Neave Bozorgi

Redonkulously hot model Jehane 'Gigi' Paris showed off her stuff in a shoot for the August Neave Bozorgi. By stuff I mean her truly spectacular boobs. She's covered topless but that doesn't mean you don't get some nice sideboob shots. She's got a perfect set of ta-tas, like seriously flawless. Her booty is also pretty extraordinary. I particularly like the pics where she is wearing lacey girly panties on a bed. It's naughty and nice. Jehane has got that whole sexy girl-next-door that you lay in your bed and dream about thing down pat. I like black and white spreads like this and not just because I'm a pretentious moron that went to film school. There is just something sexy and old school about them. Like the nudies your grandfather probably looked at only the girls are a little less thick and have better landscaping, if you know what I mean.

Jehane should just wear lingerie as her everyday wear. She lives in Miami so the climate would totally allow her to do so. Well, except when there are hurricanes, I guess.

Paula Labaredas Back to School Lingerie Shoot Is Naughty and Dangerous and Hard Not to Peep

We don't see Paula Labaredas that often, but when that Portuguese hottie model makes an appearance, she really knows how to stop the music, pull all the eyeballs in the room, and create the sound of a dramatic gasp. At least, that was my reaction to seeing her new lingerie photoshoot in various shades of naughty school girl.

Paula has always been one for big time cosplay and dress up fun. Never too much clothing to distract from her heavenly bodily gifts, but just enough to put on a character of the girl who you wish you could have one hour of alone time with to discuss your feelings. Or, possibly just a spanking for being naughty. Those are my primary feelings most of the time. Paula, your wicked hotness doth inspire a man to dream. And to be grabby. I'll try to be polite. I can't make any specific promises whilst looking at your outstanding derriere. Enjoy.