Lingerie Posts:

Yara Khmidan Lingerie In Black and White and Imagined Shades of Hotness

I couldn't even possibly begin to hide my new found infatuation with Yara Khmidan. I can even spell her name correctly almost half the time. You know that's deep felt affection.

Featured in this black and white lingerie shoot, Yara shows exactly why she is not only the star in my Northern leading to Southern area sky, but why she has big potential for global domination. Sultry looks, wicked hot body, that alluring 'it' quality. It's all there in a nice little Ukrainian package waiting to be unwrapped. Or shipped. If only Amazon Prime was so magically accommodating. Yara, I apologize in advance for the between 500 and 700 letters you are about to receive via Air Mail. I don't do email stalking, that's so gauche. Enjoy.

Sneak Peek at Kelly Brook 2015 Lingerie Calendar Shoot

It's hard to imagine, but, yes, shoots for the 2015 calendars have already begun. Thanks to EgoReader 'Logic' for this bit of visual wonderment, a sneaky peek at one of the hot lingerie poses Kelly Brook is bodily performing for her 2015 calendar yet to come. You know how much I dig the wall calendars and Kelly Brook annually puts out one of the most memorable, even if not unclothed. By the looks of this simple, but lust inducing sample, it looks like 2015 will be no different than those of the past almost decade now. Wow, Kelly, you are simply amazing.

We still have seven months to go in 2014, but now we already have something to look forward to in 2015. That's kind of magical really. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Lingerie Pictures So Hot Your Libido Will Simply Melt

I'm not sure how Kate Upton goes about topping herself. It seems like a challenge to be just crazy passion inducing and somebody says to you, okay, let's kick that sextastic up a couple more notches. But Kate was challenged and she responded with, hey, how about I get into some tiny little bits of lace and satin and garters and blow some bubbles for the camera? Um, okay.

Featured in the current edition of The Men Magazine, Kate Upton shows why a couple years now into her top of the ladder blonde bombshell run, she's really only just getting started. Sure, maybe the acting thing doesn't ultimately work out for her in her Marilyn Part 2 part, but we need not see Kate in any role besides hardly dressed hottie for us to give her our Golden Palm awards, if you know what I'm saying. I think you do. Bless you, Kate. Enjoy.

Abigail Gotts Lingerie Pictures Carry on the Tradition of Hot Britty Brunettes in Lacy Underthings

Up and coming London model Abigail Gotts has me thinking about the fine tradition of sextastic British girls in glasses looking all kinds of delicious in panties and bras. It's a finer tradition than even kidney pies and whatever Boxing Day is. British girls just do it well.

Featured here pimping Janay lingerie, Abigail shows exactly why the cliche fantasy of a hot educated girl in glasses being naughty in the library got to be a cliche in the first place. It's pretty damn awesome. I'm putting Abigail down on my list along with Clancy and Ratchford of hot Abigails on the site today I'd like to get to know better through the course of being tied together with ropes by a villain it turns out I secretly hired. I am that clever. Yes. Enjoy.

Bregje Heinen Lingerie Photos Will Dutch Up Your Shorts

I think Bregje Heinen has what they call a fierce model look. I shall let you know as soon as my eyeballs reach above her neck. I kid! Naturally, Bregje Heinen is one crazy hot all over Dutch model here modeling little bits of lingerie for your gentleman ogling viewing pleasure. While her photo presence may be somewhat modified through software procedures, make no mistake about it, we'd all throw each other off the bridge if Bregje so commanded us in order to be her date to the malt shop for the evening.

Sometimes, I look at sextastic ladies in lingerie and think to myself, boy, that girl sure would make a lovely girlfriend to take to the next office party. But mostly I think about ripping off their lacy bits with my teeth and turning on the Zeppelin to drown out the my own primal moans lest the neighbors call Animal Control on my again. That's always embarrassing. Enjoy.

Sahara Santos Sextastic in Black Bustier

Sometimes I like to imagine that even over in London, photographers are working with a sultry hottie like Brazilian model Sahara Santos and thinking to themselves, hmm, let's do something today that will drive Bill at Egotastic quite crazy. Well, success if that was your goal, good sir, because the combination of the dark brooding sextastic of music video vixen and hottie model Sahara Santos and that little black body squeezing number has me all up in my tingles.

Wow, that surely would be a pleasant sight to come home to after a long hard day at work. Not that I have those, but even from a short not so hard day, finding Sahara wrapped in some black satin with her body presented like the world's best Christmas gift, that would be a thing alright. I promise I'd keep it a secret too, just me and a couple million of my friends I'd have to let in on my good fortune. With photos and videos naturally too. Sahara, like so many of your Brazilian lady model friends, you do so inspire. Enjoy.

Nicole Meyer Knows How to Model Bras and Panties

South African model Nicole Meyer has a special gift. She might actually have multiple gifts, who knows, maybe she's a piano prodigy, but the one we're gathered here to celebrate is how amazingly smoking hot she looks modeling panties and bras for Ann Christine's Intimates Collection. I don't know who Ann Christine is, but I bet she's happy to see the sultry hot looks and stellar female form of Nicole Meyer modeling her silky undies. I know I'd love Nicole to model the lingerie I've been designing in my living room since I was first able to pretend to pattern and sew for the models I bring over to my place for fake fashion shows.

Not just any sextastic fine lady can model little bits of shiny lace to such utter perfection. There's an art to it. Nicole Meyer is something of a master crafts woman. Enjoy.