Lingerie Posts:

Sylvie Meis’s Sultry Lingerie Shoot For Hunkemoller-Dessous

Dutch model Sylvie Meis showed off her considerable assets in this hot lingerie shoot for Hunkemoller-Dessous 2014 The Sylvie Collection. You know you've made it when they name a line of sexy underpants after you. Sylvie is seriously a sexy person and it is my business to know these things. Her booty is epic, round but pert and tight. Her ta-tas are also a sight to see and they fill out these bras to perfection. My favorite number is a pink and black lace number with a matching garter belt. There is something about a garter belt that gets the old juices flowing. I'm not sure why seeing as it is an outdated item of clothing. But I guess that's not the point is it? The point is that when someone like Sylvie wears a garter belt it gives men a happy feeling in their bathing suit areas.

It looks like she's by the London Eye ferris wheel. They should have taken some pictures of her on that spooking the chubby tourists with her partial nudity.

Rocio Guirao Diaz Hot Blonde Braless Lingerie Pimping

Oh, how I love my Sudamericana lingerie models, with a special node to Argentiean hottie Rocio Guirao Diaz who has been stunning my frontal lobes with visual wonderment for several years now. This fair haired Latina beauty seems to work for just about every lingerie company south of the equator, including Pink Crush, which is a name I just happen to love just by how it sounds.

Rocio has the girl next door quality mixed with the fact that if this girl lived next door to you for real, her boyfriend who dead lifts 600 lbs would probably come by regularly to threaten you for staring at her through the window with binoculars. Thankfully, guys with 30 inch biceps tend not to run super fast. Rocio, you are one sextastic braless babe. You keep on modeling, I'll keep on watching for free and writing you love letters in Crayola Magenta, the choice of stalkers everywhere. Enjoy.

Xenia Deli Smoking Hot Bodied Revealing Lingerie Photos for New Yorker

Xenia Deli continues to be the hottest Moldovan export in the history of Moldovan exports, an outrageously hot brunette lingerie and swimsuit model with the alluring looks that has historically taken down empires, let alone men's pants in more happy time private locked area moments.

Featured in this New Yorker lingerie spread, Xenia Deli shows precisely how amazingly sextastic a woman who knows how to pose and preen can be in little bits of silky nothings. That body on Xenia Deli ought to be declared a national treasure of every single nation on this planet. It's just, damn. Am I a bad person for wanting to use my hands to make sure her thongs aren't riding her too much? Don't answer that aloud. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Sexy Lingerie Shoot for Victoria’s Secret October 2014

The ultra-sexy Candice Swanepoel just made my week with her spread in the latest Victoria's Secret catalog. Sweet mother of crap these pictures are hot! Candice models a series of provocative bits of underpants for your viewing pleasure. I know these are meant to get you to buy them but I highly doubt your girl will look like Candice in these bustiers and bras. My personal favorite is the white lacey thing that shows off some series cleav. Personally, I like a girl in lacey stuff. Some guys go for the leathery whatnots and some enjoy simple cotton underpants from Walmart. Give me a girl in a black lace bra and panties and you will find me a happy camper. Especially if I am ogling someone as sexy as Candice.

I will wait by the mailbox for my Victoria's Secret catalog to arrive. I'm old school and enjoy the print to the computer pics.

Gracie Carvalho Wicked Hot in Silk and Lace

At this point, Victoria's Secret is employing half of the world's super fine looking young women. Sort of like me, except I have a small handful of people and they all look like one of the characters from Family Guy. So not like me at all. Oh, to work with the planet's most stunning women and dress them in little bits of lingerie for photoshoots in exotic locales. I can feel my hands virtually working in the bronzing tans right now. Not that Gracie Carvalho need any artificial color. Or anything else artificial.

This sultry Brazilian native could sell mice to an elephant. She's so incredibly gorgeous and alluring I just doubled down my regular order with V.S. for the October additions to my shame closet. Damn, it's almost torturous that such sextastic beauties exist and show off for the camera in nothing but a little pair of panties. And, by torturous, naturally I mean it's the best thing ever. Gracie, you are indeed a heaven sent blessing. Enjoy.

Jass Reyes Sextastic Latina Songbird in Lingerie

Whoa, baby. Sometimes I do turn the Egotastic! radar system South of the Border and what pings back just blows my mind. Like Jass Reyes, young Mexican songbird and The Voice Mexico contestant and all around hottie in a lingerie spread in H Para Hombres that just might tickle your funny bone, if you know what I'm saying. I've heard some of Jass' music and she sings well enough that I would allow her to be my girlfriend, scampering about mi casa in her little bits of silk and lace while she asks me if I'd like to hear her latest work. And I mention back, absolutely, but you must sing nekkid to reveal your true inner voice. And she says, okay. And I pass out.

Hot brunette Latinas with killer bodies hiding behind glasses might just be about the best thing ever. It certainly feels that way. I might just have to start visiting more record shops on my next southern adventure. Jass Reyes, ever so damn en fuego. Consider me smitten. Enjoy.

Check Out Jass Reyes singing on The Voice »

Jenni Lee Topless In A Bathroom Pictorial

 

You know what's sexy? Jenni Lee in frilly pink lingerie. You know what's even hotter? Nekkid Jenni Lee going rub-a-dub in a bathtub. Jenni is ridiculously sexy. Her body is perfect. I know that word gets thrown around a lot but it's seriously perfect. Her funbags are just the right size for her frame which is nice and tight. Her face is really pretty too. There is nothing worse than a butter face, my friends. I do love a woman in a bathtub. Add some bubbles and you've got yourself one clean/dirty situation going on. I also like when a woman's hair is all tussled and messed up. It reminds me of what happens to their hair during sexy time. I've been staring at these pictures for the last ten minutes and am going to stare at them for ten more.

Won't you join me in ogling Jenni Lee?