Lingerie

Candice Swanepoel Lingerie Pictures May Just Set Off A Four Alarm Fire In Your Undercrackers

It’s like a tidal wave of amazingly hot women in lingerie from our friends at Victoria’s Secret leading up to Valentine’s Day. A tsnumai of sextastic women in bras and panties, as if they are daring you to find the strength to resist. Somebody needs to file a complaint at the Hague or something about this kind of inhumane tantalizing of the male parts.

Candice Swanepoel was simply born to model lingerie. I don’t know what else she had planned as a young person, but I’m glad she figured out that those other career paths wouldn’t benefit her or mankind nearly as much as preening, bending, and posing in little bits of silken undergarments. This is her gift and she’s sharing it with the world. There’s no more beautiful human gesture to be made. Not ogling her outstanding body would be an insult of extraordinary proportions. Don’t be rude, stare. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret

Melissa Debling Super Sextastic Top Heavy In White Lingerie For Zoo Magazine


Melissa Debling just makes me smile. Oh, sure you could say it’s related to her ridiculously hot body and those funbags that were made in the factory called Awesome, and, you’d be right. But what about that killer smile, that come hither look, and just how perfect she looks in white lingerie on the pages of Zoo Magazine Australia. And as if I would leave out that perfectly squeezable hiney.

We’re used to seeing Melissa quite topless, which is a forever treat, though I must say it’s nice to feel the overwhelming happy feelings of this alluring blonde babe in bra and panties. They do have to come off at some point. And we’ll be there to report. This is our journalistic credo. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Zoo Magazine Australia

More Valentines Lingerie From Victoria Secret Angels Behati And Candice

If you thought Victoria’s Secret was giving up. Think again. With just eleven days to go until one of their biggest holidays o the year, they are turning on the sextastic after burners with the likes of uber-hotties Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo barely dressed in Valentine’s themed bras and panties, or no bras at all. Panties you may remove with your mind.

Let’s be honest, they’re not playing fair. But you need to maintain your resolve not to purchase lingerie for your wife, girlfriend, mistress, or office secret lust crush. Obviously, I don’t need to tell your mom or sister, that’s just wrong and you need help. Just blanket the idea with a no-go this holiday. Sure, you may find yourself at 50 Shades of Grey on Valentine’s, but you can always play God of War on low contrast and ask your date to nudge you when Dakota Johnson gets nekkid on screen. It’s worth a shot. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret

Kristen Bell in Lingerie And Jenny Slate Bare Curvy Booty In House Of Lies

I was remiss. Ashamed am I. I’m told by several of you I missed Kristen Bell in lingerie in the House of Lies. The minxy petite blonde hottie MILF twice over who won’t quite bare all even in the bare all shows, but who we lust nonetheless, especially when she’s not in cutesy commercials with her husband. My how that is annoying. But whatever the opposite of annoying is is how I’d describe even a hint of Kristen Bell body in something lacy in this Showtime series.

To add skin-filled fuel to the fire, Jenny Slate provided a healthy does of the bare fully round asstastic to the same episode, so kind of like a little icing on the voyeuristic cake if you will. I do so love premium cable. If only there were a channel with just the good stuff because honestly, I’ve already seen most bad movies from the 80′s and 90′s and I’d just like to see Kristen Bell half-nekkid in a bed 24×7. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: House Of Lies

Victoria’s Secret Angels Show Off Valentine’s Lingerie Collection, Keep Your Bearings

Oh, man, the final two week stretch before Valentine’s Day. Do not bow to the pressure. Look, but do not buy the lingerie. Though Victoria’s Secret has no desire to make this any easier on you. More and more angels like Candice Swanepoel and her girl friends in their bras and panties almost daily now. Pushing you to buy. Stay strong, brother.

I know this is a big time of year for the lingerie maker. If not the biggest. And I know these international models who wear their little bits of silk and lace are ridiculously hot. But stick to flowers. Maybe some dinner. A teddy bear. You buy her clothes and you will have failed. My next venture is going to be an advice book for guys. It’ll be mostly pictures, because let’s face it, that’s our language. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret

Maud Le Fort Skinny Chick Hotness for Lise Charmel Lingerie

I know. I know. I too want to fatten up the skinny chicks with some kind of liverwurst and red onion sandwiches. Hey, if you can love a girl with liverwurst and onion breath, that’s true love indeed. Nonetheless, this slender French brunette hottie continues to get mega modeling gigs and continues to intrigue me when I see her quite not clothed. Feelings are so confusing at times.

Working the preening and posing for Lise Charmel lingerie, Maud Le Fort reminds me that there’s something to be said for the girl you can easily pick up and move from place to place. Not unhealthy skinny, just skinny. And hot. In bras and panties. Liverwurst optional, but definitely recommended. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Lise Charmel

Heidi Klum Lingerie Line Self Pimping Hotness, The HK Intimate Photos Are Here!

If anybody happens to have a bucket full of ice and some saltpeter by the pound, please send it in my direction. I’ll be the guy hiding behind the curtain trying to look natural. Damn, Heidi Klum. Just stop it. I mean, don’t ever stop it.

The German model turned mega- business woman turned back to veteran hot MILFtastic model took to the photo studio to be shot in her own lingerie line, HK. Granted, that’s not the most creative name for undies in the world, but I’ll just assume the H stands for Hottie and the K for Kinky. Though I suppose it could be Heidi’s initials as well. Who cares. In her presence in panties and lacy bras I’m merely going to compliment everything there is about her and her silky little nothings. There’ll be time for criticism after the amazing sex. At least, that’s when I usually get it. Heidi for the win! Enjoy.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI