Kylie Jenner

Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner Double Down Buxom Pimping Sisters

There is no job too small for a Kardashian, just small boobs. Wait, that doesn’t make any sense. Kim Kardashian was on hand and flashing her ample healthy wholesome cleavage deep and wide for her little sister’s pimping of the fake hair efforts in Beverly Hills. Just seventeen yet, and such an innocent young lass, we probably shouldn’t comment on Kylie Jenner and her rather bosomy showoff outfit designed to sell more faux blue hair to girls who want to look like 80′s drunk female rock stars I suppose. What do I know of fashion and style? If it’s not at Target, it’s all haute couture to me.

It’s nice to see the family working together for the common good of making even more money. The hawking of product is the communal moment for Kardashian girls to ignore their spats and differences and work together for the family business. It’s kind of Americana beautiful. I’m referring mostly to the funbags now. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Showing Off the Tummies and Legs in Beverly Hills

I do always smile when I see the Kardashians or the Jenners acting like they’re shocked to see the paparazzi when out in public. As if they’re not being tailed constantly, somewhat noticeable in their parade of Range Rovers with the E! production crew in tow. Nevertheless, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner managed to give the naive glances a solid go whilst also showing off legs and bare midriffs and hints of chesty exhibition while shopping in Beverly Hills. I guess it wasn’t a school day.

Kendall Jenner has placed herself firmly into the celebrity model and famous person category, now set to launch herself through many well known dates, boyfriends, and eventually baby daddies. Kylie seems more of the free spirit. Who knows what greatness her future holds. The only thing certain is plenty of revealing clothing and eye-catching poses, public and private. This is not necessarily a bad thing. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez, Nicki Minaj, Kelly Rowland and More Hotties at the 2014 Billboard Music Awards

The Billboard Music Awards was a veritable bevy of hotness. Nicki Minaj and her giant ta-tas were on full display. She has got to be in the top 5 most gargantuan melons on Earth right now. My hometown girl Kelly Rowland was wearing what is essentially a sports bra. I remember seeing Kelly and her girls back in Houston in the 90′s. Those sweater puppies helped me through puberty. My girl Jennifer Lopez was also on hand wearing a sheer see through skirt and a tiny pair of short shorts. J-Lo’s legs are friggin dynamite. That is what arroz con pollo does, god bless it. Kylie and Kendall Jenner were also there looking hot as F. Kylie had a top that was basically a glorified bikini top. One of my childhood crushes, Danica Mckeller, attended as well. She brings back memories of me sitting and staring lustfully at The Wonder Years.

One of the main reasons I want to become famous is so I can go to events like this. Besides the beach, the red carpet is the best place to ogle celebs.

Kylie Jenner Leggy In Short Shorts in Calabasas

Kylie Jenner was all legs in a pair of short shorts in the Calabasas neighborhood in LA. Kylie’s legs are pretty amazing. They have just the right amount of Kardashian curve in them to make them interesting but plenty of tone to keep them looking fit. One of the things I like about Kylie is the fact that she rarely wears a full set of pants. Legs like that cannot be restrained by something as mundane as clothing. I will freely admit that Kylie is my favorite member of the Kardashian/Jenner clan. We all have our preferences when it comes to that family. I think they should put out collectors cards like in baseball. You can collect all of your favorite Kardashian/Jenners. It would help us keep track of who is who and what little clothes they wore on different occasions. You can trade with your friends to get a complete set of Khloes or Kims.

If someone steals this idea I will sue. This Kardashian baseball card idea is going to make me enough money to buy that pontoon boat I’ve had my eye on.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Hit the Club for Diddy’s Kids Birthday

I remember when I turned sixteen and my dad through me a killer celebrity-filled party at the city’s hottest nightclub. No, wait, that was Sean Combs kid over the weekend. I got a punch in the shoulder and told I could come back and visit on Christmas if I brought booze. Similar in a way, although I didn’t get world class high school dropout models Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner coming to my soiree.

The two teen modeling sisters along with half-sister Khloe who somehow didn’t find her way into these photos hit the hot club for the rapper kids big sweet sixteen. What the girls lacked in raw skin show they made up for in black leather and pure young model angst and indifference. The Jenner girls are growing up so fast. Thankfully we’ve been documenting it carefully for posterity. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Hot Pimping Shoes at Nordstrom’s

All you ever heard as a kid was stay in school or bad things will happen to you. Well, what if you dropped out of high school and started your own shoe line, huh? I didn’t even know that was an option or I wouldn’t have suffered through geometry, you know, twice. But for Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner, high school would’ve been a total waste, unless they had courses in how to be young and hot and pimping hard for the merchandise and cameras.

Kendall and Kylie may just be dupe fronts in this Madden shoe line (no, not John Madden you heathens), but their mom has had them walking in heels since they were old enough to be upright, so they do know a thing or two about shoes. As a for instance, how to push them as they did at a big Nordstrom’s launch in Glendale, CA. The next-gen sisters looked mighty nice and leggy for their footwear kickoff. I have no doubt they will sell a ton of these to girls who have some kind of power over their parents. But then that money gets spent on Ferraris and diamonds and other teen girl essentials. It’s the circle of Kardashian life. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner All Dolled Up for a Day on the Job

And so it begins. Okay, it began a while ago, but the racy photoshoot career of Kendall Jenner and even younger sister Kylie Jenner continues to escalate toward Kardashian standards as the teen professional models show the world why school was a big waste of time and why there shall be no outfit too racy for a paycheck.

We could all question the evil Kris Jenner’s motives, or we could simply delight in the sight of Kendall Jenner, now a legal adult with all the powers and responsibilities that go along with such age of majority. I mean, maybe not delight in them, but a modest golf clap and a subtle use of binoculars might do the trick. Enjoy.