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Kylie Jenner, Olivia Munn, and Tara Reid Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup


It’s time. This is always our main social candid event of the week. The time when we bring out the big guns of the boobtastic self-published variety. When Tinsel Town ego meets Egotastic in one divine summarial roundup of the social media candids. It is hardly wavering, it is epically growing, I could not be a more pleased man. Flip through these photos and follow me into deep passion. I mean don’t follow me directly, wait like an hour please.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kylie Jenner showing off her teenaged tubes, Olivia Munn cleavetastic with puppies, Tara Reid covering her barest of essentuals, Selena Gomez cleavage, Kendall Jenner in a bikini, and much much more. You owe it to the ghosts of the Chuck E. Cheese Inedible Pizza Bowl to check out each and every one of these wicked hot and revealing celebrity shared candids. Enjoy.

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Kylie Jenner Is Headlight Ready for 2015, Are You?

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Welcome to the New Year. I’m not going to pretend that any of us are as excited to be here as Kylie Jenner who’s made up everything took to Instagram to ring in the New Year. As you know, I’ve predicted a monumental year for the youngest Kardashian daughter, something that will come to shock and awe us all. And she won’t be the only one. 2015 is going to be the biggest year in celebrity hotness yet. I can feel it in my bones. Also, I believe the Farmer’s Almanac and Nostradamus both predicted so.

If a teen reality star and her new nipple ring aren’t a solid omen of good things to come, I’m not sure what is. Two little birds on the doorstep is nice and all, but they might just be rabid. I’ll take the Jenner in the tight top. Welcome to 2015. Strap on your safety belts and lay down the plastic sheets. This is going to be good. Enjoy.

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Kylie Jenner Flashes Midriff in the Freezing Cold for a Note on 2015

Kylie Jenner shops for groceries just like the rest of us. Well, not exactly like the rest of us. For one, it’s for show. For two, the show includes some bare midriff on the coldest recorded day in Los Angeles since they started keeping records, which I think was like 2008 or something. I’m not sure. Either way, it’s nice to see Kylie following in the showy footsteps of her older sisters, even on a frigid day.

This may be just about the least amount of skin we’ve ever shown on Egotastic, but it’s a nice end of the year salute to a celebrity we expect to see much more of in 2015. Especially as she turns barely legal. I’m not one for bold predictions on the future, but I’ll go ahead and say we see Kylie’s funbags by this time next year. There, now you have a reason to make that New Year’s resolution to get fit. Enjoy.

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Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner Double Down Buxom Pimping Sisters

There is no job too small for a Kardashian, just small boobs. Wait, that doesn’t make any sense. Kim Kardashian was on hand and flashing her ample healthy wholesome cleavage deep and wide for her little sister’s pimping of the fake hair efforts in Beverly Hills. Just seventeen yet, and such an innocent young lass, we probably shouldn’t comment on Kylie Jenner and her rather bosomy showoff outfit designed to sell more faux blue hair to girls who want to look like 80′s drunk female rock stars I suppose. What do I know of fashion and style? If it’s not at Target, it’s all haute couture to me.

It’s nice to see the family working together for the common good of making even more money. The hawking of product is the communal moment for Kardashian girls to ignore their spats and differences and work together for the family business. It’s kind of Americana beautiful. I’m referring mostly to the funbags now. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Showing Off the Tummies and Legs in Beverly Hills

I do always smile when I see the Kardashians or the Jenners acting like they’re shocked to see the paparazzi when out in public. As if they’re not being tailed constantly, somewhat noticeable in their parade of Range Rovers with the E! production crew in tow. Nevertheless, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner managed to give the naive glances a solid go whilst also showing off legs and bare midriffs and hints of chesty exhibition while shopping in Beverly Hills. I guess it wasn’t a school day.

Kendall Jenner has placed herself firmly into the celebrity model and famous person category, now set to launch herself through many well known dates, boyfriends, and eventually baby daddies. Kylie seems more of the free spirit. Who knows what greatness her future holds. The only thing certain is plenty of revealing clothing and eye-catching poses, public and private. This is not necessarily a bad thing. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez, Nicki Minaj, Kelly Rowland and More Hotties at the 2014 Billboard Music Awards

The Billboard Music Awards was a veritable bevy of hotness. Nicki Minaj and her giant ta-tas were on full display. She has got to be in the top 5 most gargantuan melons on Earth right now. My hometown girl Kelly Rowland was wearing what is essentially a sports bra. I remember seeing Kelly and her girls back in Houston in the 90′s. Those sweater puppies helped me through puberty. My girl Jennifer Lopez was also on hand wearing a sheer see through skirt and a tiny pair of short shorts. J-Lo’s legs are friggin dynamite. That is what arroz con pollo does, god bless it. Kylie and Kendall Jenner were also there looking hot as F. Kylie had a top that was basically a glorified bikini top. One of my childhood crushes, Danica Mckeller, attended as well. She brings back memories of me sitting and staring lustfully at The Wonder Years.

One of the main reasons I want to become famous is so I can go to events like this. Besides the beach, the red carpet is the best place to ogle celebs.

Kylie Jenner Leggy In Short Shorts in Calabasas

Kylie Jenner was all legs in a pair of short shorts in the Calabasas neighborhood in LA. Kylie’s legs are pretty amazing. They have just the right amount of Kardashian curve in them to make them interesting but plenty of tone to keep them looking fit. One of the things I like about Kylie is the fact that she rarely wears a full set of pants. Legs like that cannot be restrained by something as mundane as clothing. I will freely admit that Kylie is my favorite member of the Kardashian/Jenner clan. We all have our preferences when it comes to that family. I think they should put out collectors cards like in baseball. You can collect all of your favorite Kardashian/Jenners. It would help us keep track of who is who and what little clothes they wore on different occasions. You can trade with your friends to get a complete set of Khloes or Kims.

If someone steals this idea I will sue. This Kardashian baseball card idea is going to make me enough money to buy that pontoon boat I’ve had my eye on.