Kids Choice Awards

Victoria Justice Nipple Slips at the Kids Choice Awards — Could It Really Finally Be?

 
Victoria Justice Appears to Slip a Nip at Kids Choice Awards 2014
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Eagle-eyed Ego-Reader ‘Brandon’ thinks he done quick saw himself the bare nipple of one of the hottest, most conservative sextastic celebrities on the planet. Our long belusted Victoria Justice. It was from a brief moment of kismet when Victoria leaned forward in her bustier top dress just as a videographer shot her passing by from the side. And, there it is. I think.

It’s not 100% clear to me, but this being Victoria Justice who I die a little when she flashes bare pinky, and whose glorious nips we’ve never ever seen before, well, I’m hoping as much as I’m examining. I starred the headlights just in case the children are watching over your shoulder. We can’t go letting our babies see nipples, they’ll turn into ax murderers. But you be the judge. Tell me what you think, and, naturally, enjoy.

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Gigi Hadid, Ariana Grande, Nicola Peltz, and Victoria Justice Highlight the Hotness at the Kids Choice Awards

As you know, in any civilized society, we don’t actually let kids make choices. We tell them to shut up and play their video games. But on one night a year, Nickelodeon gets them all together and let’s decide on a whole bunch of inane prizes to give out to actors from their favorite TV shows which I think all happen to be on Nickelodeon as well. I think that’s just a coincidence. Viacom is a powerful beast. But, on the upside, each year brings us a bunch of hotties young and sort of still young to show off in typically brightly colored outfits on the red carpet, before heading in to pretend to be super surprised at being slimed.

This year’s cast of great looking starlets and stars of about to be included Ariana Grande, Peyton List, Victoria Justice, Gigi Hadid, Debby Ryan and many more. The red carpet always look like a long long of girls who turned me down for the prom because they were too good looking or too popular or they were concerned that my high school nickname was ‘Handsy’. Go figure. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba, Katy Perry, and Selena Gomez Highlight the Innocent Hotness at the Kid’s Choice Awards

There’s a reason we don’t let tweens vote, or drive, or have money, or, in the modern world, have children of their own. They make some bad decisions. Yes, with adults coming in a close second no doubt in terms of taste. But middle schoolers, wow, they really have some floundering taste. When Nickelodeon lets the kids decide each year to pass out awards to their favorite celebrities, you can count on two things — first, a bunch of kids from the teen TV machines will be dressed shiny and innocent to accept awards, and, second, Katy Perry will be showing some cleavage. (Oh, also, the least fat Kardashian sister will be in attendance, which, actually turned out to be Khloe this year, of all unexpected surprises.)

Still, the hotties do show up, teens and former teen stars alike, including hot mom Jessica Alba, the aforementioned Katy Cocktease, Selena Gomez pretending she isn’t in the very raunchy Spring Breakers out in theaters, Bella Thorne, Debby Ryan, and a bunch more. All looking their cutesy best for the kids. I’m sure somebody got slimed. Oh, boy. Enjoy.

Katy Perry, Selena Gomez, and Halston Sage Lead List of Hotties at Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards

Up front let me say, I have no idea who half of the kid-land starlets of today are exactly. It’s not exactly as if I’m perusing Nick shows during ‘tween hour to get in solid chunks of laugh-track backed junior high comedies. However, my young concubine, the delightful Inez P. Minge, spends most of her days eating bulk licorice and watching Victorious, etc, so I got a bit of the insider’s scoop.

At this weekend’s Kids’ Choice Awards Show, where essentially 12-year old girls pass judgement on what constitutes talent, the usual cast of celebrity characters made their marquee mark on the red carpet and on the stage, and, let’s be honest, if 12-year old girls ran the world, we’d be in a shitload of trouble.

Still, the gathering was call to bring together a bunch of Hollywood hotties, young, and a bit older, all dressed in G-rated frocks that showed a lot of leg, but no cleavage, like lip gloss ad girls, cute, but without a hint of sexuality. Included among them were Katy Cocktease, whose team of publicists insist that she’s happy, so she must be, Selena Gomez, who can’t ever not look hot, Halston Sage, some young sextastic blonde with a made-up name form the Nick stable (and one of the few above 18 in the lineup, so we can actually officially call her ‘hot), Ariana GrandeHeidi KlumVictoria JusticeAshley Tisdale, and a bevy of other farm system young model-actress types bursting at the teen seems to breakout into famous starlets. A fine mix of innocent with ‘just discovered their naughty side’ made for a fun evening. Enjoy.

CAPTION THIS: Justin Bieber Slimed at Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards

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 Of course he kept his mouth open — Greg

JB made the Hulk happy — Mike

Guess he knows about truck….look at the load he just took — different Mike

Why couldn’t it be toxic waste — Andrew.

He has been covered in goo before but it was always Usher’s! — James

 

We’re sensing a trend here.