H Para Hombres Magazine Posts:

Mariana Goulart Topless Nekkid Oiled Down Brazilian Goodness (That’s a Mouthful, Or Two)

 

Sometimes you just need a little Goulart in your life. I've said that before many times about Izabel Goulart, the hottie Victoria's Secret model. I don't know if outrageously unctuous hot Mariana Goulart is related to Izabel or if that's just a last name given to girls with crazy hot bodies in Brazil when they turn eighteen. That would be some kind of ceremony I'd like to attend. The Annual Goularts.

Featured in H Para Hombres magazine south of the border, Mariana shows what an amazingly sextastic female form, no clothes, and one well baby-oiled down body can do for a camera. Not to mention the leering public who catches sight of the results. Wow. I wonder if in Brazil if they don't just call it a Local Waxing. This definitely warrants further investigation. Enjoy.

Jass Reyes Sextastic Latina Songbird in Lingerie

Whoa, baby. Sometimes I do turn the Egotastic! radar system South of the Border and what pings back just blows my mind. Like Jass Reyes, young Mexican songbird and The Voice Mexico contestant and all around hottie in a lingerie spread in H Para Hombres that just might tickle your funny bone, if you know what I'm saying. I've heard some of Jass' music and she sings well enough that I would allow her to be my girlfriend, scampering about mi casa in her little bits of silk and lace while she asks me if I'd like to hear her latest work. And I mention back, absolutely, but you must sing nekkid to reveal your true inner voice. And she says, okay. And I pass out.

Hot brunette Latinas with killer bodies hiding behind glasses might just be about the best thing ever. It certainly feels that way. I might just have to start visiting more record shops on my next southern adventure. Jass Reyes, ever so damn en fuego. Consider me smitten. Enjoy.

Check Out Jass Reyes singing on The Voice »

Michelle LaGonrod Sizzles Topless in Black Lingerie and Pure Unadulterated Lust

 

If you happen to like wicked hot Venezuelan models who've moved to Mexico to seek fame and fortune and magazines the splendidly focus on hot nekkid Latinas, then you're going to be heels over head for Michelle LaGonrod and her silky stocking covered body of delights.

Michelle is featured in this month's H Para Hombres magazine, showing off various passion inducing poses and a body so hot, you can fry an egg on it from 500 feet away. Seeing Michelle like this only reminds me I need to expedite my Spanish language classes, most especially the one where I train in the use of naughty idioms. There are so many things I'd love to do with Michelle in Spanish. Oh, dios mio. I am in lust! Enjoy.

Pamela Williams Topless Boudoir Photos Put the H in What Hombres Must See

 

Who said there are no hot blondes down Sudamericana way? Not me. I know this to be a fact. Pamela Williams body reveal in H Para Hombres magazine can be Exhibit A in this case. The case of the outrageously hot striptease, because when Pamela starts taking off her clothes, court is most definitely in session. Wow, that was a lame metaphor.

Pamela reminds us that hotness comes in every form or fashion, with topless fun times being the finest form and fashion available. What I wouldn't give to have her as my Spanish tutor, or just my instructor on how to follow orders. Punish me with one hand, reward with the other, Pamela. If I may make such a suggestion. Oh, my, here come the tingles. Pamela, we must tango. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Julieta Moreno Sultry Latina En Fuego in H Para Hombres

 

Oh, blessed Friday, you have come to bequeath upon us the rest and relaxation that is the weekend. Not everybody revels in the weekend. I understand. But that doesn't mean I'm going to give up my love for sports or beer or sports and beer and girls not necessarily in that order. Or my love of presenting one fine pair of luscious loveliness to you on Fridays to celebrate the coming Saturday.

Julieta Moreno is just your crazy hot Sudamericana model with an absolutely perfect model body and come hither looks like you've never come hithered before. If Julieta doesn't cause your vessels to dilate and your pulse rate to treble, you probably need to open your eyes just a tad bit further. Indulge, c'mon, nobody's going to judge you. Enjoy.

Lourdes Sanchez Topless Nekkid Hot Sudamericana Desires

 

Well, Argentina has advanced on to the next round in the World Cup. To celebrate, sultry Latina hottie Lourdes Sanchez has come out of relative hiding to appear once more in H Para Hombres magazine, the mainstay lads magazine for the locals down Sudamericana way. I'm not sure where Lourdes goes in between her once a year or so appearance in the magazines, but it's certainly worth the wait. This alluring minx has the body to stop traffic, including probably air travel within a thousand miles. That sounds dangerous.

Lourdes Sanchez is yet another reminder that super sextastic ladies reside in every country around this blessed planet. The more you travel, the more you realize this is one wide world of hotness. Or just hang tight here on Egotastic and we'll show you. Airline travel is overrated since they got rid of those awesomely tasty in-flight meals. Enjoy.

Celeste Muriega Topless Beach Shots for Memorable Argentinean Goals

 

I'm very into World Cup soccer. What can I say. I'm not a big soccer fan in general, and I'm not a bandwagoner, but like the Olympics it's hard not to get caught up in these big every few year international sporting events where the athletes and fans are just going nuts. Heck, I'd watch a badminton match if there was 100,000 fans screaming in the stands and people sliding across the grass in tears every time they whacked a shuttlecock for a win. Something like that.

We've been big fans of Argentinean hottie Celeste Muriega since first we met and gave her body the once or thrice over. Just such a fine Sudamericana female form, now showcased by H Para Hombres magazine at the beach. Just imagine hitting the beach and eye spying Celeste popping topless out of the water. You'd suddenly grow gills. And a gill erection. Hey, we're all animals. Enjoy.