FHM magazine Posts:

Jorgie Porter Behind the Scenes of Her Sextastic Bunny Shoot for FHM

Jorgie Porter is no longer that hot blonde Britty babe from Hollyoaks. She's leaving the brilliant and smashing world of soap opera stardom to move on to bigger and better things. I can only hope those things include taking off her clothes and showing off her ridiculously hot body for the cameras.

Jorgie gave a little sneak peek of her bodily potential in FHM this month, in the guise of a alluring little blonde bunny with a tail I'm cottoning to something awful. Take a look behind the scenes of her shoot and see if you don't get the same itchy tingles I do thinking about Jorgie getting super racy in the next stage of her still young career. Enjoy.

Keeley Hazell Is Back (Again) and Looking Mighty Fine In My Hood

I'm not sure what excites me more, the once again return of Keeley Hazell, or the fact that I recognize the place where her most outstanding new photoshoot in FHM magazine appear and it's a mere few blocks from our penthouse offices here at Egotastic! I'm surprised my superpower sense of smell didn't pick up the hint of Hazell when she got within three land miles of my location. Must be something to do with the polar vortex, but the mere thought of Keeley in her little white shorts at my In & Out Burger place has me imagining Keeley and I embraced in a gooey double double.

Keeley keeps dropping out of modeling and then coming back. I'm not sure she's ever going to be doing glamor modeling again, as in, exposing her world class funbags, but the memories of her mighty puppies combined with her still wicked hot looks, still one of the finest babes on this here planet, let alone hanging out in my hood. I'm going out now to track her down like a bloodhound. Enjoy.

Ashley Sky Covered Topless And So Hot I Might Cry

I'm not a man who cries easily. Three times a day tops. Four the day I watched Saving Mr. Banks (damn you, Disney). But Ashley Sky and her Brazilian body domination forces my lachrymal glands, among others, to well up with anticipation of release. She's just so damn hot. And Brazil, how do you keep making these ultra fine female forms to spread around the world?

Featured in the latest edition of FHM magazine, Ashley barely covers her bodacious body, one of the most wicked hot on the planet, for a tease of extraordinary proportions. I think if you leer at Ashley for a while in this pictorial you'll begin to understand why I'm searching for Kleenex at this very moment. For my eyes, naturally. The sextastic takes its toll, one drop at a time. Enjoy.

Lucy Mecklenburgh and Linda Le Double Down the Lady Goodies for FHM

Lucy Mecklenburgh isn't just a TOWIE reality star, she's a TOWIE reality star in her barely on underwear on the pages of FHM Singapore this month. In one photo, she's even riding her bike in her bra and panties, which only goes to prove that these photographers are robbing my dreams late at night for ideas for their shoots. The bike one has been a staple of mine for some time. Lucy doesn't receive the attention she merits here across the pond, but I suspect after a few eyeball turns around her lingerie clad body ought do the trick.

Joining Lucy in the current FHM edition is Linda Le, a cosplay vampy kind of gal who prefers latex to cotton, and loves to work herself into one naughty costume after another.

This too also ripped directly from my libido. Hot Asian girl in rubber suits? I'm not sure they've yet invented a finer tandem that that particular composition. Enjoy.

Alice Dixson Sextastic Veteran Filipina Film Star Representing in FHM

I know we have a contingent of pinay lusters out there, many of whom might already know veteran actress and model Alice Dixson, who has been in about a million movies and TV shows in the Philippines over the past twenty years. Now, you can witness this cute vteran hottie on the pages of FHM magazine where she covers the brand new edition.

I truly believe that the sextastic resides in each and every corner of the globe. Like Indiana Jones, though far more lazy and less ambitious, I intend to find hidden treasures of hotness wherever they may reside. Its sure beats a real job. Enjoy.

Danielle Sharp Like You’ve Never Seen Her Before, Clothes On (Still Wicked Hot)

GIrl, you don't have to take your clothes off, to have a good time. Though, let's be honest, it is a really big help. But formerly Britain's hottest co-ed, Danielle Sharp proves in her FHM spread that sheer black lingerie has its time and place and hardly inhibits the sextastic from shining through.

There's something to be said for foreplay, and while that thing is mostly, 'When is this going to end so we can get onto the real party?', the tease and seduction of a smoking hot brunette in black lingerie, well, that's something to cherish should you ever be so fortunate to find yourself in such a scene. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Is Single and Inducing Tingles on the Pages of FHM

Ever since Kelly Brook announced she was ditching her boyfriend, my antennae went up (yes, that is an antenna and I'm damn glad to meet you) as to her sextastic availability. While I'm not so sure dating is precisely an option at this time, ogling seems to be going better than ever in relation to this curvaceous brunette bombshell.

Featured on the pages of FHM France this month, Kelly shows why she has all the tools to be the perfect girlfriend. Namely, she looks amazing in and out of clothes. And, what else do you need to know, you particular bastard? Kelly, please call me, I'd like to tell you all about the Swiss chalet I'm renting for the winter holiday. Well, technically, it's a Red Roof Inn mini-suite but I can stock it with Swiss Miss Hot Cocoa to provide us sustenance during our long rounds of butter-covered slippery making of the sexy. Yes, I'll tip the maid for the extra cleanup. Enjoy.