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Kelly Brook Lingerie Pictures Sizzle, Dazzle, and Stiffen Your Resolve in FHM

By Bill Swift | September 11, 2012 @ 8:47 am

Kelly Brook Boobtastic Lingerie Photoshoot in FHM October 2012

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You know that our feelings for Kelly Brook are borderline obsession, that's obsession on one side and just strong, painful, yearning on the other side, right there in the middle, so we looked forward to her lingerie pictures in FHM with bated breath and restrained hands. Then, voila, there's our homeroom angel on the pages of the magazine, looking so might fine in little bits of bra and panties, tempting us to come to England, to come into her hearth, and to come happily.

There's something about Kelly Brook that just screams super pleasant fun time experience. Maybe it's her fully body, the curves, the smile, or our dramatic desire to make love to her twenty ways til Sunday in the hay loft of a Scottish barn, but the word 'nice' keeps coming to mind every time we lay our horny peepers upon this woman. Enjoy.

For more Kelly hotness, check out the Kelly Brook covergirls page at FHM.com.

KELLY BROOK CAMEL TOE IS LIKE FINDING THE RAINBOW'S POT OF GOLD

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Nathalia Soliani Covered Topless Brazilian Hotness Graces Pages of FHM Spain

By Bill Swift | September 6, 2012 @ 9:25 am

Nathalia Soliani Covered Topless Photoshoot in FHM Spain 2012

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Hedisa Visapa Topless

Hedisa Visapa Wet and See-Through in FHM Spain

The hot African-Spanish transplant flashes for FHM Spain. 22 Photos »

Interestingly enough, while our friends at FHM Spain chose Brazilian bombshell Nathalia Soliani to highlight their monthly published bit of hotness, it looks like they misspelled her name on the cover of their magazine, Sosiani, though I'm sure a true Brazilian native could set us straight as to the proper spelling.

More importantly is just how wicked hot Nathalia looks in her barely there swimsuit and hand-bra covering of her fine and clearly faptastic funbags. What's in a name, really? Let's just call her Super Sextastic Soliani. Enjoy.

Helene Rask Lingerie Photos Drop Some Norwegian Heat in French FHM

By Bill Swift | September 5, 2012 @ 12:40 pm

Helene Rask Lingerie Photoshoot in FHM France September 2012

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Triana Iglesias Nekkid

Spanish-Norwegian hottie model tales it all off for glory 6 Photos »

Not since my young days exploring the woods of hakkebakkeskogen have I seen such a fine example of Norsk hotness as super Scandinavian model Helene Rask, who has the lucky job of holding her own sweet hot funbag in a lingerie pictorial for this month's edition of FHM France.

At Egotastic!, while we search the four corners and the two melons of Mother Earth for all things celebrity and hot, we try not to play favorites. Every inlet, outlet, peninsula, archipelago, land mass, and fjord serves as host to a bevy of beautiful boobtastic goodness. Norway, today, you have done yourself proud. Enjoy.

Ellen Hoog of the Dutch Women’s Field Hockey Team Strips Down for FHM

By Bill Swift | August 3, 2012 @ 11:19 am

Dutch Field Hockey Player Ellen Hoog in FHM Holland

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It's no secret that we've fallen deep in lust with the entire Dutch Women's Field Hockey team, we have a bucket full of little blue pills and damp rags here that says we can make our way through the entire lineup with our personal hockey sticks ever dropping.

But, as teams go, we must also dissect some of our favorites amid the gaggle of girl athletes. We've already paid singular homage to Sophie Polkamp, and, now, Ellen Hoog, who is not only completely Hoog-able, but also put herself on display in her native land's FHM magazine.

And, yes, granted, there's a decent chance many of be-lusted field hockey players might hit the grass on their same side of the playing field, if you know what I'm saying, but that doesn't mean we're not going to try and mow their lawns. Enjoy.

(Thanks to EgoReaders 'Johnny D.' and 'Mike O'C' for this delicious Dutch treat.)

YOU WILL NEVER SEE ORANGE AGAIN IN THE SAME LIGHT

2012 Olympics Dutch Women’s Field Hockey Team

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Keeley Hazell Wicked Hot Underboob Pictures from FHM

By Bill Swift | July 26, 2012 @ 2:36 pm

Keeley Hazell Hot Outtakes in FHM July 2012 Issue

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Keeley Beach Topless

Keeley Hazell has a killer bikini body, even more killer out of a bikini 16 Photos »

No need for us to re-re-re-express our profound desire to explore every inch of the body of Keeley Hazell with every appendage of our body, and a few foreign objects, because we've expressed our deepest lust for this ridiculously hot woman so many times. And we rejoiced when she made her return to the glamour world of hot body modeling in FHM magazine.

And now we rejoice that much more rejoicier that FHM has published a series of new pics of the sextastic Keeley Hazell, flashing all kinds of sneaky peeks of her amazing rack and delicious all-over body, on and off the bike. It's worth a celebration in these quarters.

For the complete look at the return of Keeley Hazell to glorious glamor modeling, check out FHM.com

Georgia Salpa Sucks a Sexy Cold Missile of Her Own for FHM (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | July 5, 2012 @ 1:31 pm

Georgia Salpa in FHM Covershoot for August 2012

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I'm led to believe by media accounts that Britain is loaded with hot brunette models who delight in orally servicing frozen phallic-shaped treats in betwixt getting half-nekkid for the camera. Oh, it's probably not 100% of British ladies, last I checked, the Queen was not fellating a Fudge-Sicle, and I'm not talking dirty Cockney slang for what happened with the Prince of Malta immediately after the war, but I still dare to dream that summer time in the Old Country means buxom brunettes on bikes blowing frozen treats.

Which leads us to the delicious bit of Irish lass-ness, Georgia Salpa, behind the scenes of her August pictorial for FHM magazine, where the raven-haired hottie is also engaged in a little bit if cunning linguistics with the world's luckiest popsicle (oh, to melt away in such a place). Georgia Salpa is all kinds of hot, both engaged in

To see all of Georgia Salpa on FHM, be sure to visit her FHM covergirl page.

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Keeley Hazell Hotness Returns in FHM (Though Not Bare Enough)

By Bill Swift | June 11, 2012 @ 8:46 am

Keeley Hazell Looks Hot in FHM Magazine July 2012 Issue

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NSFW: Keeley Sex Tape

Keeley disappeared not long after the release of her sex tape 6 Photos »

We've got to hand it to our friends at FHM, they bagged a big one in the return of glamour model extraordinaire, Keeley Hazell, who is out of her premature retirement and back on the cover of a magazine, where she belongs.

Not to look a supremely sextastic gift horse in the mouth, but, of course, we are dying to see the bare skin of this amazing looking Brit with the body that was downright legendary when it first hit the colorful pages of so many lads magazines.

Still, Keeley is back and we can only desperately hope she's back to stay. Enjoy.

Check out the entire Keeley Hazell preview for the July 2012 Issue of FHM.