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Kelly Brook Curvy Fine and Wonderful for FHM

By Bill Swift | April 24, 2013 @ 9:06 am
Kelly Brook Gets Sexy for FHM Turkey April 2013
Kelly Brook Gets Sexy for FHM Turkey April 2013
Kelly Brook Gets Sexy for FHM Turkey April 2013
Kelly Brook Gets Sexy for FHM Turkey April 2013
Kelly Brook Gets Sexy for FHM Turkey April 2013
Kelly Brook Gets Sexy for FHM Turkey April 2013
Kelly Brook Gets Sexy for FHM Turkey April 2013
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Even just hearing the name Kelly Brook gives me tingles up and down my central nervous system, like a child's awakening on Christmas morning the moment before they race into a room full of toys. I suppose it's because I do so adore the toys on Kelly Brook. Such round and bouncy fun time distractions.

Featured in the current edition of FHM Turkey, Kelly shows exactly how hot a curvaceous woman can appear in form fitting clothing, at least when the form is damn near perfect to begin with. Kelly Brook makes me want to have more fingers. And use them to light even more candles in prayer of ever getting fifteen minutes alone with her to use those extra digits for a much more incendiary purpose. Enjoy.

IT'S ALMOST SUMMER TIME WHICH MEANS MORE KELLY BROOK ON A BIKE
Kelly Brook Gives Her Bike a Ride to Promote Sky Ride
Kelly Brook Gives Her Bike a Ride to Promote Sky Ride
Kelly Brook Gives Her Bike a Ride to Promote Sky Ride
Kelly Brook Gives Her Bike a Ride to Promote Sky Ride
Kelly Brook Gives Her Bike a Ride to Promote Sky Ride
Kelly Brook Gives Her Bike a Ride to Promote Sky Ride
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Lacey Banghard Barely Dressed and Banana Sucking in FHM

By Bill Swift | April 17, 2013 @ 8:43 am
Lacey Banghard Covered Topless and Sucking on a Banana in FHM April 2013
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Shocked. Shocked am I to see the belusted Lacey Banghard in clothing.

Well, it's not much clothing, and she's hot as hell in this delicious FHM magazine spread, but it's still an unusual sight. Having said that, I'm willing to concede that some tease factor with the itty bits of clothes and hand-bras and that banana sucking can be every bit as passion inducing as Lacey's straight up topless pictures.

Shit, I think I might be evolving into a more mature man. Nah, it's probably just gas. Enjoy.

(For more on Lacey Banghard and other cover girls head to FHM.com.)

Lacey Banghard Covered Topless and Sucking on a Banana in FHM April 2013
Lacey Banghard Covered Topless and Sucking on a Banana in FHM April 2013
Lacey Banghard Covered Topless and Sucking on a Banana in FHM April 2013
Lacey Banghard Covered Topless and Sucking on a Banana in FHM April 2013
Lacey Banghard Covered Topless and Sucking on a Banana in FHM April 2013
Lacey Banghard Covered Topless and Sucking on a Banana in FHM April 2013
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Charlie Webster Lingerie Hotness Might Give Female Sports Reporters An Awesome Name

By Bill Swift | March 21, 2013 @ 2:05 am
Charlie Webster Lingerie FHM Photoshoot April 2013
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I know that the gender debating folks always must discuss whether or not when a hot woman in a profession appears in a racy pictorial it demeans her professional accomplishments. I think it's great that those folks have the time and energy and passion to argue back and forth. Being a really busy simpleton is more the life I'd recommend. You're too busy to get into such profound arguments, and even if you had the time, you wouldn't really understand them. No, your role in this world is just to look at the racy pictorials of girls like SkySports reporter Charlie Webster, who is causing quite a stir in the Old Country as she takes off most of her clothes for this sextastic display in her home country's FHM magazine.

Now, there will be those who must say that Charlie will have a hard time ever being accepted again as a serious sports journalist after appearing in an sextastic lingerie spread. I don't know about that. I feel like I take her even more seriously. I once had sex with a dental hygienist and when she reminded me too brush after every meal, I don't recall yelling back at her, 'Oh, come on, you just slapped me in the face and called me a naughty daddy, and now I'm supposed to listen to your oral hygiene advice?' That'd be a strange thing to yell aloud really. And, more to the point, the kind of men who don't take women seriously don't take them seriously whether dressed or not. I speak for the men who can earnestly say to hot female sports broadcasts, 'Take your clothes off and I will respect you even more.' Enjoy.

For more on Charlie Webster and other cover girls head to FHM.com.

Charlie Webster Lingerie FHM Photoshoot April 2013
Charlie Webster Lingerie FHM Photoshoot April 2013
Charlie Webster Lingerie FHM Photoshoot April 2013
Charlie Webster Lingerie FHM Photoshoot April 2013
Charlie Webster Lingerie FHM Photoshoot April 2013
Charlie Webster Lingerie FHM Photoshoot April 2013
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Brittany Oldehoff Hot Models Her Way Into Our Hearts and Loins

By Bill Swift | March 7, 2013 @ 12:03 pm
Brittany Oldehoff Super Sexy Shoot in FHM Spain March 2013
Brittany Oldehoff Super Sexy Shoot in FHM Spain March 2013
Brittany Oldehoff Super Sexy Shoot in FHM Spain March 2013
Brittany Oldehoff Super Sexy Shoot in FHM Spain March 2013
Brittany Oldehoff Super Sexy Shoot in FHM Spain March 2013
Brittany Oldehoff Super Sexy Shoot in FHM Spain March 2013
Brittany Oldehoff Super Sexy Shoot in FHM Spain March 2013
Brittany Oldehoff Super Sexy Shoot in FHM Spain March 2013
Brittany Oldehoff Super Sexy Shoot in FHM Spain March 2013
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Talk about making an entrance. Brittany Oldehoff enters the Egotastic! arena fresh off appearances on a bunch of fashion reality shows and, more importantly, a spread in FHM Spain that will pop your eyes out, and you'll say thank you.

Something about black lingerie, naughty style, and a girl with a perfect Cheshire grin that puts a man's blood to the boil. Whatever it is precisely that makes a woman appealing to a man (and Sapphic leaning women), Brittany Oldehoff has it in droves. Enjoy.

ALEXANDRA STAN LIT UP OUR HEARTS IN FHM SPAIN
Alexandra Stan in December's FHM Spain
Alexandra Stan in December's FHM Spain
Alexandra Stan in December's FHM Spain
Alexandra Stan in December's FHM Spain
Alexandra Stan in December's FHM Spain
Alexandra Stan in December's FHM Spain
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Beth Humphreys Braless Pictures Deliver Extreme Heat in South African FHM

By Bill Swift | February 19, 2013 @ 11:19 am
Beth Humphreys is Braless in FHM South Africa
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Beth Humphreys Topless
Beth Humphreys Topless Nuts Outtakes for January 2013
Beautiful Beth's bodacious body in some killer outtakes. 18 Photos »

While I was pretty sure we had fallen head over heels in lust with Britty hottie, Beth Humphreys, I'm now fully convinced of a deep and unwavering desire to make many babies and popular our own planet together with Beth after seeing her brief, but unforgettable posing in a pictorial for this month's FHM magazine South Africa. Wow.

I guess you could chalk it up to the fact that super sextastic women posing on all fours with their rumps up in the air and their sweet faptastic funbags dangling beneath their fine form is always a winner. But with some of the finer looking ladies, we go from winning to yearning and well beyond into catatonic states of fantasizing. A happy place where I am now, with Beth, asking her to please never change positions. Enjoy.

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Helen Flanagan Flashes Her Sweet Deep Cleavage for FHM

By Bill Swift | January 7, 2013 @ 7:18 am
Helen Flanagan Huge Cleavage in FHM Magazine February 2013
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Former Coronation Street soapy star, the fiendishly boobtastic Helen Flanagan has made her away off the telly and onto the pages of February's FHM magazine where she shows why she's led more men to electrical shock by way of direct monitor fapitation contact than just about any other Brit in the past couple of years.

How can you not have lust in your heart, and other various and related organs, when you're face to face with one of the superior racks this side of fantasyland? Helen Flanagan brings the puppies out to play almost each and every time we see her. Bless you for that, Ms. Flanagan. Enjoy.

(For a full accounting of Helen Flanagan in FHM, check out the Helen Flanagan covergirl page.)

Helen Flanagan Huge Cleavage in FHM Magazine February 2013
Helen Flanagan Huge Cleavage in FHM Magazine February 2013
Helen Flanagan Huge Cleavage in FHM Magazine February 2013
Helen Flanagan Huge Cleavage in FHM Magazine February 2013
Helen Flanagan Huge Cleavage in FHM Magazine February 2013
Helen Flanagan Huge Cleavage in FHM Magazine February 2013
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Keeley Hazell Saying Goodbye to Modeling (Yet Again) in FHM Bikini Pictures

By Bill Swift | December 5, 2012 @ 9:55 am
Keeley Hazell Bikinis in 'Last Ever Shoot!' for FHM Magazine UK
Keeley Hazell Bikinis in 'Last Ever Shoot!' for FHM Magazine UK
Keeley Hazell Bikinis in 'Last Ever Shoot!' for FHM Magazine UK
Keeley Hazell Bikinis in 'Last Ever Shoot!' for FHM Magazine UK
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Keeley Topless in Tinsel Town
Keeley Hazell remains one of our favorite bodies ever! 8 Photos »

I don't know exactly what to believe anymore with Keeley Hazell. This is some kind of emotional trampoline though, with her seeming come back to modeling, now FHM running a series about Keeley committed only to acting and being done with modeling. How much up and down can one man take (especially thinking about Keeley going up and down, it's too much!)

We are men. We  are not toys. When we prick our fingers, do we not bleed? When we finger our pricks, do we not... well, you get the idea. We need constant. And we constantly want to see Keeley Hazell without clothes on, so this latest and greatest announcement best not be the final say.

Take a look at these 'goodbye bikini' pictures from Keeley in FHM and see if you don't start sobbing a bit yourself. Enjoy.

For the complete look at the return of Keeley Hazell to glorious glamor modeling, check out FHM.com

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