Rachel Stevens Elected Sexiest Woman of All Time By FHM (She Does Look Super Fine In Her Skimpy Lingerie)

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bill-swift - June 6, 2014

Just like Major Tom, I don't understand all this science. But somehow, FHM magazine went back through all their years of Hottest Woman of the Year voting since their inception and built some complex formulas on their Commodore computers and it spit out the name Rachel Stevens as the hottest girl every according to FHM readers. It's kind of surprising really as the former British bubble gum pop singer never actually won any of the single year's votes during the last two decades. Not that she's not hot and I wouldn't go through astronaut training just to get a chance to peck her on the cheek before my 27 year solo manned mission to Saturn, it's just that I don't understand science.

But I do understand the sextastic. And Rachel Stevens, now into her mid-30's, is looking finer than ever in this pictorial where she's barely covered with her hands or little bits of lingerie. The now mum of a brood never was much of a musical talent, but like so many American pop stars, she figured out how to look hot on stage with a wireless microphone and tight outfits while working some choreographed dance moves. That's enough for me. You know of my distaste for superlatives. There is no one hottest woman of all time. But, if I happened to run into Rachel Stevens posing in her lingerie, I'd tell her they made the right decision. Enjoy.

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