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It's young actress Shailene Woodley playing with the shoe of Jessica Chastain at a nighttime froufrou party in Cannes this week.
What is it about this photo that is kind of driving me nuts?
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Posted Under: Shailene Woodley, Jessica Chastain, Cannes Film Festival
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness Lead List of Ogle Worthy Moments Over Weekend in Cannes
Cannes was bustling this weekend with expensive jewelry and expensive cars and very expensive women. None of which I can afford right now, but, thankfully, I'm only really interested in one of those anyhow.
And while dozens and dozens of my fair celebrity ladies strutted their stuff in their elegant fashions, there were three hotties du Cannes that really struck a noteworthy chord with me. First, British actress and model Lily Cole, she's kind of oddly weird and uncomfortable, but also alluring and, in this case, flashing her panties getting out of her limo, which equals bonus points for sure. Paz Vega was flashing some cleavage through her cut-top dress, which when added to her existing hotness, just made her that much more smoking. And Madalina Ghenea, the sweetly hot model once tagged to be Leonard DiCaprio's new beard, well she's recovered in super fine form and just looked all kinds of wicked alluring on the red carpet.
In summary, unless you've got a yacht, Cannes can be a tough field to play. But the ogles are always free here on Egotastic! Enjoy.
Posted Under: Madalina Ghenea, Paz Vega, Lily Cole, Cannes Film Festival, Upskirt
Eva Longoria Brings Classic Hotness To Cannes With Low Cut White Gown
Okay, we dont' like to dote too much on the fashion fineries of the fairer sex, but among all the world-class hotness now slowly promenading down the various Cannes red carpets this week, our hottie most eligible bachelorette Eva Longoria really stood out for just plain old looking wicked good.
A little boob, a lot of hotness, a classic elegance that you can only imagine goes by the wayside back in the hotel room after a couple champagne spritzers (I don't even know what those are to be honest, but me and Eva are drinking them like crazy in our five-star Cannes hotel room), and Eva Longoria just looks super amazing these days. And nights. After the spritzers. Enjoy.
P.S. If you're somehow not completely sold on Eva, or you were wondering how nice her legs look, here she is earlier in the day in Cannes flashing those gams in a pair of leather shorts. Oh, my, Eva and leather anything just has to rub you the right way.
Posted Under: Eva Longoria, Cannes Film Festival, Movie Premiere
Diane Kruger Kicks Off Cannes With Red Carpet Hotness
I like Diane Kruger.
She's the perfect sort of international film starlet that works on any red carpet on any film festival in the world, and just looks all kinds of hot without looking like she's trying to hard. She seems kind of wild without being high maintenance, intelligent without being too snooty. In short, yes, I'd allow myself to be physically assaulted by her for hours on end.
The Cannes Film Festival is kicking off this week which means a bunch of super self-important snobby types will talk about film as an art form that the masses don't quite understand, mock all the films we tend to love, and award prizes to films about a man who spends twenty years searching for his lost loafer during some country's revolutionary era. And that's all well and good and important I'm sure, but far more important are the super sextastic celebrities who will soon be lighting up the red carpets across the city in the coming days. And Diane Kruger is a sweet way to kick things off. Enjoy.
Posted Under: Diane Kruger, Cannes Film Festival
Reese Witherspoon and Andie MacDowell Clean and Hot at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
This was the big wrap up weekend to the hottie and snotty fest in the South of France known as the Cannes Film Festival, and it went out with a sextastic bang in a bunch of events we'll be picking our favorite hotties from, including the premiere of the movie Mud, which saw the Cannes entrance of super busty hot preggo Reese Witherspoon who looked all kinds of with-child with-hotness.
Now, I know women don't actually glow when pregnant, but when you're a hardcore ogler with a hardcore thing for pregnant good looking women, well, you might find yourself glowing a bit checking out Reese on the red carpet.
And, a very special shoutout to Andie MacDowell, who sort of kind of bugs me in most every movie role she's in, but there's no denying that she looks damn fine for 54, and we won't even get into the blessing she passed on to her young model daughters (just kidding, we're going to get into that for sure today as well).
Now, there's a good chance you're never going to see any of the movies winning all the awards at Cannes this year, because these are some obscure, non-commercial cinematic mofos, but, let's never forget the fountain of sextastic celebrity that gets turned on every year for this shindig, and reason alone we already can't wait for the 61st one next May. Enjoy.
REESE IN A TANK TOP, SHOWING OFF HER GIRLS