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Emma Watson Dolls Up Something Booty Sweet for ‘Bling Ring’ at Cannes

By Bill Swift | May 17, 2013 @ 9:07 am
Emma Watson Dazzles at 'The Bling Ring' Cannes Premiere
Emma Watson Dazzles at 'The Bling Ring' Cannes Premiere
Emma Watson Dazzles at 'The Bling Ring' Cannes Premiere
Emma Watson Dazzles at 'The Bling Ring' Cannes Premiere
Emma Watson Dazzles at 'The Bling Ring' Cannes Premiere
Emma Watson Dazzles at 'The Bling Ring' Cannes Premiere
Emma Watson Dazzles at 'The Bling Ring' Cannes Premiere
Emma Watson Dazzles at 'The Bling Ring' Cannes Premiere
Emma Watson Dazzles at 'The Bling Ring' Cannes Premiere
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Emma Watson really has become a show stealer at big events. Forget the cute Hermione, this is all grown up Emma Watson, a young woman booty flashing, red carpet winning, and promoting the shizz out of her all grown up movie, Bling Ring, at the Cannes Film Festival. And, yes, that is Emma Watson booty.

As you know, I'm boycotting the Cannes Film Festival until the City of Cannes retracts their obscenely uncalled for charges against my obscene public behavior. Or, until I get an invite to the Festival, whichever comes first. But one thing I shall never protest is the lust of all things Emma Watson, who continues to grow into a fully blossomed, sextastic leading lady. Enjoy.

OH, JUST LOOK HOW OUR LITLE BABY HAS GROWN UP SINCE TEEN HERMIONE
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Cannes Finally Closes, But Not Before Some Supreme Cleavage from Virginie Efira

By Bill Swift | May 29, 2012 @ 1:17 pm
Virginie Efira Brings Out Her Cleavage atClosing Ceremony in Cannes
Kylie Minogue in a Blue Plunging Dress at Closing Ceremony in Cannes
Andie MacDowell and Daughter Sarah Margaret Qualley at Closing Ceremony in Cannes
Kylie Minogue in a Blue Plunging Dress at Closing Ceremony in Cannes
Virginie Efira Brings Out Her Cleavage atClosing Ceremony in Cannes
Kylie Minogue in a Blue Plunging Dress at Closing Ceremony in Cannes
Andie MacDowell and Daughter Sarah Margaret Qualley at Closing Ceremony in Cannes
Virginie Efira Brings Out Her Cleavage atClosing Ceremony in Cannes
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I can't believe it'd finally over. The tuxedos have been put away, the red carpets rolled-up, the cinematic snobbery, well, that actually isn't going anywhere. But the Cannes Film Festival finally ended after it's 10-day or so run of celebrity hotties watching movies about dudes in foreign languages searching for kites, or shoes, or their uncle.

But it went out with a bang, at the closing evening event, in large part, or parts, to Belgian actress Virginie Efira, who was all kinds of cleavetastic in a dress cut so low it doubled as socks. And we loved it. And made Virginie a name we will not soon forget. In addition to this Flemish funbag wonder, other highlights of the closing ceremonies include Kylie Minogue, veteran diva flashing some cleave, and a refined hot looking Andie MacDowell playing dressed-up mama bird to her teen ingenue daughter, Sarah-Margaret Qualley, and given me some mother-daughter fantasies that certainly must be illegal in most every industrialized nation. But, fun. Enjoy.

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Kristen Stewart and Natasha Poly Battle For Plunging Red Dress Supremacy at ‘Cosmopolis’ Premiere

By Bill Swift | May 28, 2012 @ 9:28 am
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Natasha Poly Nekkid
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As we said, Cannes heated up a couple Kelvin degrees this weekend, with the sextastic celebrities making one last ditch effort to make their most memorable red carpet moment, and no slouching it were Kristen Stewart and Natasha Poly, neither of whom are blessed with the buxom bouncies, but both made the most of it at the premiere of Cosmopolis in Cannes.

Now, you might give the advantage to supermodel and Pirelli calendar veteran, Natasha Poly, the girl knows how to wear a revealing dress alright. But I'm giving bonus points to Kristen Stewart just for getting out of her hipster used-clothing threads and ditching her middle finger for one night to get super-decked out and amazing looking. I know, I have a weak spot for the angst-ridden thespianic with the perma-grimace, but I just can't help loving girls who can't love themselves.

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Kristen Stewart in Red Plunging Dress at ‘Cosmopolis’ Premiere
Kristen Stewart in Red Plunging Dress at ‘Cosmopolis’ Premiere
Natasha Poly in Red Cut Out Dress at ‘Cosmopolis’ Premiere
Natasha Poly in Red Cut Out Dress at ‘Cosmopolis’ Premiere
Natasha Poly in Red Cut Out Dress at ‘Cosmopolis’ Premiere
Natasha Poly in Red Cut Out Dress at ‘Cosmopolis’ Premiere
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Reese Witherspoon and Andie MacDowell Clean and Hot at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes

By Bill Swift | May 28, 2012 @ 8:25 am
Reese Witherspoon is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
Andie MacDowell is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
Reese Witherspoon is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
Andie MacDowell is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
Reese Witherspoon is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
Andie MacDowell is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
Andie MacDowell is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
Reese Witherspoon is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
Andie MacDowell is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
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This was the big wrap up weekend to the hottie and snotty fest in the South of France known as the Cannes Film Festival, and it went out with a sextastic bang in a bunch of events we'll be picking our favorite hotties from, including the premiere of the movie Mud, which saw the Cannes entrance of super busty hot preggo Reese Witherspoon who looked all kinds of with-child with-hotness.

Now, I know women don't actually glow when pregnant, but when you're a hardcore ogler with a hardcore thing for pregnant good looking women, well, you might find yourself glowing a bit checking out Reese on the red carpet.

And, a very special shoutout to Andie MacDowell, who sort of kind of bugs me in most every movie role she's in, but there's no denying that she looks damn fine for 54, and we won't even get into the blessing she passed on to her young model daughters (just kidding, we're going to get into that for sure today as well).

Now, there's a good chance you're never going to see any of the movies winning all the awards at Cannes this year, because these are some obscure, non-commercial cinematic mofos, but, let's never forget the fountain of sextastic celebrity that gets turned on every year for this shindig, and reason alone we already can't wait for the 61st one next May. Enjoy.

REESE IN A TANK TOP, SHOWING OFF HER GIRLS
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Why Does This Photo Make Me Smile?

By Bill Swift | May 25, 2012 @ 11:19 am

It's young actress Shailene Woodley playing with the shoe of Jessica Chastain at a nighttime froufrou party in Cannes this week.

What is it about this photo that is kind of driving me nuts?

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Kate Upton Dressed Up Cleavy Hotness at Cannes Film Fesitval

By Bill Swift | May 24, 2012 @ 10:49 am
Kate Upton in Black Low Cut Dress at Cannes Premiere of ‘On the Road’
Kate Upton in Black Low Cut Dress at Cannes Premiere of ‘On the Road’
Kate Upton in Black Low Cut Dress at Cannes Premiere of ‘On the Road’
Kate Upton in Black Low Cut Dress at Cannes Premiere of ‘On the Road’
Kate Upton in Black Low Cut Dress at Cannes Premiere of ‘On the Road’
Kate Upton in Black Low Cut Dress at Cannes Premiere of ‘On the Road’
Kate Upton in Black Low Cut Dress at Cannes Premiere of ‘On the Road’
Kate Upton in Black Low Cut Dress at Cannes Premiere of ‘On the Road’
Kate Upton in Black Low Cut Dress at Cannes Premiere of ‘On the Road’
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Admittedly, Kate Upton doesn't have a professional reason related to film to be in Cannes, but who would like to be the first to stand up and complain? Not I.

The ridiculously enfuego bombshell model got all decked out and dolled up and boobtastic in place in a little black number for the Cannes premiere of On The Road, and what a sextastic road she paved. We don't often get to see Kate Upton fully-dressed, and I'm certainly not endorsing this policy in the least, but I think we can now all say for sure that the super hot look steamy even with their britches still on. Enjoy. Read More » »

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Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness Lead List of Ogle Worthy Moments Over Weekend in Cannes

By Bill Swift | May 21, 2012 @ 12:41 pm
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
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Lily Cole Nekkid
Red, Ginger Hot, No Clothes 9 Photos »

Cannes was bustling this weekend with expensive jewelry and expensive cars and very expensive women. None of which I can afford right now, but, thankfully, I'm only really interested in one of those anyhow.

And while dozens and dozens of my fair celebrity ladies strutted their stuff in their elegant fashions, there were three hotties du Cannes that really struck a noteworthy chord with me. First, British actress and model Lily Cole, she's kind of oddly weird and uncomfortable, but also alluring and, in this case, flashing her panties getting out of her limo, which equals bonus points for sure. Paz Vega was flashing some cleavage through her cut-top dress, which when added to her existing hotness, just made her that much more smoking. And Madalina Ghenea, the sweetly hot model once tagged to be Leonard DiCaprio's new beard, well she's recovered in super fine form and just looked all kinds of wicked alluring on the red carpet.

In summary, unless you've got a yacht, Cannes can be a tough field to play. But the ogles are always free here on Egotastic! Enjoy.

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