To be fair, my feeble elderly eyes can't say for sure that Eva Longoria is completely bare down there, and by that, I mean bereft of panties. There may be some translucent undergarment type thing. Either way, I think it's fair to say Eva is most definitely bare down there in the Brazilian waxing sense of the word. Additionally, the photos may indicate that Eva is experiencing that time of the month and utilizing methods that Carrie did not know available when she was in the shower. But, again, hard to say for sure. I'll leave that to the CSI Egotastic! volunteer army out there.
So goes Cannes. Where the rain could not step the A-list celebrities from wearing designer gowns up the red carpeted step to their various photo lines and movie premieres. Eva Longoria and her slit dress were there for the showing of Jimmy P. (Psychotherapy Of A Plains Indian) which I would go and look up what it is, and will, as soon as I stop looking at Eva's cooch. So maybe like another two hours.
Eva Longoria wardrobe malfunctions are happening more and more these days. I can only assume Eva is trying to tell us something. Or, maybe prayers just really are answered. I'll accept either, while I continue to stare. Enjoy.
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Doutzen Kroes and Jennifer Lawrence Heat Up Cannes
The Cannes Film Festival provides a wonderful opportunity each May for serious cinematic artists to gather in the South of France and view a series of films that you'd chew off your right arm to not have to sit through. Or, more to the point, it's a big Benicio Del Toro fan fest. But, while the important folk discuss matters of little importance to the rest of the world, Cannes does indeed bring out the super hotties. Actresses and supporting models alike, including Doutzen Kroes and Jennifer Lawrence who both brought their A-plus game to the premiere of Jimmy P..
While Eva Longoria and her lady nest flash clearly stole the show momentarily at this very same event, Doutzen and Jennifer formed two sextastic pieces of bread for which I have crudely simple meat solution. Oh, yes indeed. And, shut up, you're thinking the same thing. Hey, we can't all be high minded and important. Leave that to the Frenchy folks in Cannes. Enjoy.
JENNIFER LAWRENCE KNOWS HOW TO WORK A RED CARPET