Braless Posts:

Rihanna Braless for the Bestest Clippers Fan Ever

To be fair, I'm not sure Rihanna is actually a Clippers fan. She seems to be at games for lots of different teams. She certainly gets the good seats. The last game I went to at the Staples Center I had to wear an oxygen tank to reach my seats. But I guess when you're a hot bodied pop diva who hates bras, you get preferred seating. Fair enough. Nobody needs to see my pasty face eating a hot dog.

Rihanna brought her free jigglers and white tank show to the Clippers-Thunder game last night and while it didn't prevent the Clippers from going out in six, it did help many more guys have a good time at the game despite the loss. We desperately admire Rihanna for her willingness to let it all hang out wherever and whenever. If she could avoid arrest, she probably would've skipped the top altogether. Who knows, that might've thrown Durant off his game. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale Braless for Squishy Fun Time Peeks

We haven't seen Ashley Tisdale in some time. I assume this means she's been busy with work and romance and other such things that keep a girl with such stellar legs indoors, sadly, for us, good for her I guess. But now she's back on the streets of L.A. in a photoshoot that apparently required no bra, or maybe Ashley just chose to go commando, but in either case, we are the winners.

This whole no-bra trend in general has been very beneficial to us ogling gentleman. I think it's been scientifically proven now many times by guys with jobs I'd love to have that bras do little to actually support the supportive process in woman as they get a bit older. So the entirety of its purpose is style and humility, two characteristics for which we have little use. Ladies, throw out your bras. Just look at how fetching Ashley Tisdale becomes without her undergarments. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton Braless Peekaboo Funbags for a Sunny Beverly Hills Promenade

Normally I'd say a girl ran out the door without her bra on, but with Billionaire Barbie, you know there's three hours of preparation before even just going to the salon for host of clean up and spruce up activities, so I'd say the bra was intentionally forgotten. Which works for me, Paris, I don't ever see the need for no silly undergarments on a lady. It's a beautiful Los Angeles sunny day, why not let the little ladies out for a stroll off the leash. With the sun hitting your top just ever so, they're going to get a little public attention as well.

It's not easy for Paris being a model, business owner, singer, DJ, entrepreneur, hostess, and hard working girl who still have seven nights a week to party and her days to recover. Everything needs a little airing out, including her little heiress bazoongas. I wish she could've gone without the black top, though I'm sure it cost more than my entire Target sponsored wardrobe, so I'll give her a pass for her dedication to haute couture. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Hates Bras and Love Stretch Pants, So Do We!

If I wasn't in mad lust with Joanna Krupa since meeting her a couple weeks back, well, consider me in full blown passion drool. Not every woman looks as hot in person as on camera, but Joanna exceeded expectations to the point that I could hear my inner naughty monkey struggling to be free. Must, must contain that monkey to live in a polite society.

Now, to boot, literally, to booty, it  turns out that Joanna hates bras and loves bottom revealing stretch pants. Oh, we are a match made in heaven certainly as it turns out I also love that look. Naturally, not for myself, but on wicked hot celebrities who fine tune their female forms in the sweat of the Pilates and yoga classes in the warm weather cities around the globe. Joanna, this is nearly perfect. Now, leave me to my quiet leers. Enjoy.

Here's the interview where Joanna was so obviously trying to hit on me:

LeAnn Rimes Braless After-Christmas Shopping; Let’s Join Forces in 2014 To End The Tyranny of the Bra

I guess we know what LeAnn Rimes didn't get for Christmas. Undergarments. Which I think was the perfect non-gift, sending the toned bodied pop and country singer out into the malls after Christmas at least upper commando, her funbags quite free from any restraints and barely contained behind her tank top.

With the time of resolutions coming up, it sure would be nice if many more sextastic celebrities took the vow for 2014 to unrestrict themselves from the last century chest puppy harness. It punishes both thee and me, not to mention study after study shows it does little to stop the effects of gravity over time. It's time to let the little (or big) ladies loose in the coming year. Everybody should get behind LeAnn Rimes, and in front of me, in this serious campaign. Let's do this. Ta-ta's be free! Enjoy.

Kathy Hilton See-Through Boob Flash for Mommy Showoff Time

To be fair, Kathy Hilton really only had one show-off daughter, and one who is more like an expensive tree stump. Still, I suppose Billionaire Barbie got her attention seeking skills from her own mom, who was herself flashing her udders braless beneath a sheer black top leaving dinner last night in Beverly Hills.

It took but a modest flash from a paparazzo camera to reveal the bare funbags of Mama Bear and but a thousand shutter flashes for us to capture her quite visible chesties beneath. Was it all an accident or wardrobe malfunction. With the Hiltons, I err on the side of the planned ogle worthy moment. Enjoy.

Fran Drescher Goes Braless For Your Nanny Mammy Needs

How's it hanging, Nanny? Well, you can probably judge that for yourself as Fran Drescher strolled around Malibu over the weekend upper commando while showing off her younger boyfriend. We naturally cut him out of the picture and just focused on Fran's untethered yabbos. That's what we do.

Fran's no spring chicken anymore (not that I have any clue what a spring chicken is, though I bet it goes good with beer like everything else), but she's still working the mojo she got to make the younger men want to latch on, so to speak. Enjoy.