I suppose hottie housewife Joanna Krupa is just happy to be in Los Angeles. I’d like to think it’s because of me, but it’s mostly likely the Beverly Hills shopping, the sunshine, and she’d probably be forced to say her husband on camera, though I’d like to think I make the Top 100 reasons list. Either way, her superior nipples were trying to bust out of her sports bra top like nobody’s business as she made her way to the gym in Hollywood.
Just knowing Joanna is back in town without any bra on is kind of happy news for me. Just like I live in a part of town adjacent to nicer parts of town, I’d like to think I’m Joanna Krupa nipples adjacent, if not in physical proximity, then certainly in virtual thoughts. She really is quite the stunning woman. Her headlights alone are blinding me. That hot worked out body, I’m losing other senses as we speak. Keep up the good braless work, Joanna. We need you now more than ever. Enjoy.
I’m no fashion expert, okay, maybe a maven, but I must say there is something about the dress Ashley Judd was strutting around Manhattan in last night that has me racing to right positive comments on the style boards. The 40-something actress is still working her magic in a braless tight dress that left her headlights on strong enough to light up Broadway for six blocks. That might be an exaggeration, I’d surely love to measure
Veteran hotties running around without bras on is truly a wondrous development. Ashley knows she looks amazing which is why her nipples are yearning for a little photo attention. Hey, they work hard too. Give them a little something something. I certainly have one idea in mind as far as rewards, though I doubt Ashley would want me to risk ruining her perfect dress. Enjoy.
Well hello there Maitland Ward and those sweet sweaty yams. Maitland not only seems super flexible and like one awesome girlfriend, she boxes and lifts and poses and crunches and does a bunch of other cliche workout moves that make me wonder if she’s not just putting on a bit of a show. Like I care. Wet see through tank tops and braless workouts for busty girls is one excellent combination.
We seem to be seeing more and more of Maitland recently. I mean that both in frequency and skin. This has to mean she’s getting up to something good. Hopefully, something good and nekkid. Those big twin sisters need to be exposed for the blessing of gentlemen oglers everywhere. I can only imagine the full sweetness. Enjoy.
Kids movie smhmids movie I say. Why can’t Ashley Judd wear a revealing dress top just because she’s pimping a cute animal flick for the kids? Who do you think take those kids to the movies? That’s right, us gentleman oglers who very much appreciate a braless peek of Ashley Judd on the carpet for the Dolphin Tale Two premiere.
I just admit, I can’t tell you what happened in the first movie. Though I don’t see why that should keep me from fully admiring Ashley’s peek-a-boo’s at the premiere. I’ve seen this plot line before and I always like it. Ashley does a ton of family films these days. Perhaps next time we can get some crotchless panties and a corset top, and, yes, a smile. She does have a nice one of those. Enjoy.
Rumer Willis hasn’t always been the recipient of universal lusting praise, but I must say, she’s looking really rather alluring these days. It’s not just her love of bare chests, no bras, showy tops and the likes, she just seems to have a new ray of sunshine deep in her sunshiney areas.
Rumer was out and about in Manhattan, buying some lingerie for somebody special, maybe me, but probably not. She seemed excited in either case as her headlights pointed directly down Broadway like directional signals. I’m not exactly sure how Rumer Willis spends her days, but so long as she doesn’t spend them putting on undergarments, consider me a big supporter of her routine. C’mon, Rumer, flash them guns. Daddy needs a new smile. Enjoy.
Rihanna was showing off her assetts in a pair of short shorts and a tank top in New York City. The jean cut-offs are so tiny that the pockets are sticking out of the bottom. That’s how you know a pair of short shorts is serious. And then there is an additional slit up the side offering maximum exposure. Then her lovely chest puppies are on display in a cropped tank top. There is a peek of Rihanna’s patented amazing bare mid-riff. She’s got an amazing abdomen, probably from that dancing a whatnot. In general you have to love Rihanna’s penchant for not wearing a bra. I guess if your yum yums just stay up on their own there is no reason to resort to wearing an underwire. That and in general I think Rihanna just doesn’t like wearing clothes, which I’m totally OK with.
How come when I walk around New York I never see hot celebrities wearing no bras? The last celebrity I saw on the street was 90 year old star of Yiddish theater and movies Vyvush Finkle. Not sexy. Well, unless you are into really old Yiddish comedians.
Let’s be honest. I’d shank any of you in the showers for sixty seconds of conjugal time with Minka Kelly. She’s hot. She’s always been hot. She will always be hot. But, she’s super boring from the gentleman ogler’s perspective. Always covered in public running to and fro her various appointments. Rarely out decked out. Rarely showing much skin. Rarely giving us the treats we so desperately desire from this sextastic siren. She seems content with the modest and demure life, we obviously can not be so content.
So, to see Minka out in a fitted dress with apparently no bra and her headlights working their way toward the sunlight was quite a thrill. It might be a standard for many lust-inducing celebrities we cover, but for Minka, this is a major reveal and something of a show stopper. Oh, how we wish for much more from Minka. But for today, I shall seek solace in the Minka nips and those absolutely perfect melons beneath. Enjoy.