Kylie Jenner Braless and Booty Rich in Tight Skirt, You Probably Shouldn’t Even Look

Kylie Jenner isn’t fooling anybody with her Stephen Hawkings lecture notes. Nope. As wildly intelligent as this youngest Kardashian appears, she’s really making the grade with her rather noteworthy teen body and the manner in which she reveals it. Even on a simple trip to get your nails done. Kylie Jenner is really hard not to ogle.

I’ll have to check with Business Practices again for precisely what I’m allowed to say about this innocent waif of a girl. But suffice it to say, had Kylie gone to school, she would not have suffered from lack of date offers or prom invites. In fact, I’m prepared to stage a fake prom that caters to the unschooled just to get her out for an evening in a pouffy dress and some Ryan Adams music. Something about that tight skirt on that booty and that tight tank top barely covering her… wait, the Business Practices email just arrived. And just in time. Wow, this is perhaps the most difficult part of my job. This and limiting myself to three spelling mistakes per paragraph. Enjoy.

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Kaley Cuoco Goes Chesty Big in Nightgown for the Biggest of Bangs

I must admit I’m in the crowd who wonders why Kaley Cuoco cut off her long blonde locks and went for the tomboy look. It seemed something akin to a crime against humanity. Thankfully, she did nothing to reduce the size of her spectacular racktastic, which she was showing off in some evening wear in a recent episode of Big Bang Theory. I don’t watch much network television. Canned laugh tracks make the tinker toys that hold together my brain come loose. But I do delve happily into the warm large bosom of Kaley Cuoco, wherever, whenever.

There’s some saying about if you live long enough, you will see everything. One of the reasons I ever consume a vegetable is so that I might linger until the day we get to see Kaley Cuoco flashing her funbags bare and beautiful. I hope it’s not too much longer. I despise things that grow up from the ground, much preferring life forms that fall to the ground. C’mon, Kaley, Uncle Bill can’t take many more carrots. Enjoy.

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Miley Cyrus Braless Nipple Pokes Go Shopping

Miley Cyrus isn’t the first Hollywood icon to go braless pretty much everywhere, but she’s perhaps the most famous girl of late to promote the commando look that has blessedly swept through Celebrityville these past several years. It’s almost unusual now to see a sextastic lovely under thirty sporting any type of undergarment. It’s almost as if my prayers have been answered.

Just on a grocery shopping trip, Miley sees no need for undergarments beneath a tight red sweater that is only visible from within five hundred or so feet. Probably one hundred feet to catch sight of her nipples poking beneath. Suffice it to say, she’s no camouflaging her headlights. You might say she’s flaunting them. Once again I maintain, no matter your opinion on the bleached blonde pixie, you have to respect her raising the bar on public exhibitions of celeb skin. It’s not exactly like discovering penicillin, but somebody already did that. Enjoy.

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Flashback: Courteney Cox Braless Nipple Pokes From Friends

Because Egotastic was born after the end of Friends, we never truly got a chance to express our appreciation for the real purpose of that show which was basically to show young sextastic actresses without bras. I know, you didn’t realize that, but I’m pretty sure everybody has copped to it by now. Most especially in this category was the lovely and lusciously lean Courteney Cox who routinely parades in form fitting tops without bras through the show. Laugh, didn’t laugh, it didn’t matter. She was worth watching.

On this random Wednesday I felt inspired to take a look back at some of Courteney’s best headlight poking moments from the show. Here’s the good news, if you never saw the show, you don’t need to know the story line to revel in these nipples. And if you did, delight in this pokie icing from the Courteney Cox cake. As it were. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: “Friends” NBC

Jourdan Dunn and Pixie Lott Legs for Fashion Charity in London

Every Fashion Week starts off with a show dedicated to the Fashion for Relief charity. It’s a way of the fashion world saying, we get it, we’re kind of expensive and useless but, hey, we’ve got a good heart. Fair enough. Especially fair when celebrities like Jourdan Dunn and Pixie Lott agree to model some wares that bare their long alluring legs for the general public and gentleman oglers. They have some might fine gams between the two of these fetching charitable givers.

As always, Fashion Week is a blend of the pompous and excessive and the wicked hot women that make that all okay. Outside of perhaps the major Hollywood awards shows, nobody brings out the gaggle of A-list hotties quite like haute couture. For that, it is forgiven. Without that, it’s just the loud party you call the cop on because you weren’t invited and their music sucks. Oh, how sexy women do change every equation. Enjoy.

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Gisele Bundchen Braless Leggy Shoe Pimpstress

I think it’s pretty clear you don’t need undergarments to sell shoes. And if you’re paying one of the highest paid super models in the world to pimp your footwear, you definitely don’t want her cluttering up her look with a bra. Oh, no, these sandals and pumps need to be moved off the shelves.

Hence, the gloriously Brazilian hot Gisele Bundchen barely covered up top pushing the heels and flats. I’m not as into the shoes as much as some of the next guys who like to wear masks and cuffs, but I do respect a fine lady in killer heels. Also, I respect pretty much Gisele does and would let her walk all over me, shoes or barefoot more than acceptable. This is no low-end pimping campaign. This is Mario Testino shooting Gisele Bundchen. I bet these shoes cost more than my Payless faux Crocs. You’re worth it, Gisele. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Mario Testino For Stuart Weitzman

Charlotte McKinney Never Before Seen Lingerie Photos, Oh, Yes

Charlotte McKinney has suddenly become all the rage in bodaciously stacked hot blonde pinup models. Thanks to her Carl’s Jr. Super Bowl ad, everybody wants a piece of Charlotte. Technically, I want eleven pieces, the details of which shall appear in my memoirs in the addendum section. With her new found fame, photographers who shot Charlotte prior to her new found fame. And, oh, how some did shoot her.

In these never before published pictures of Charlotte McKinney, photographer Troy Huynh shows us how Charlotte was truly a bombshell in the waiting, just counting the moments until such time as she would explode in boobtastic hot splendor on the visual wonderment scene. That’s a whole lot of metaphor. Charlotte’s a whole of woman. Check out these photos and see if you don’t notice the huge potentials Charlotte has always carried with her. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Troy Huynh/Coleman-Rayner