You know Egotastic! does not believe in coincidences, so when the Lohan sisters are hours into a plane flight to Hawaii the minute the Lindsay Lohan Playboy photos 'leak' early, well, even half-brains like ourselves begin to get suspicious of the timing.
Nevertheless, the dash to the 50th state not only produced our first candids of Lindsay since seeing her topless in Playboy, but it brought to the forefront the rather up-and-coming nature of younger sister, Ali Lohan, who despite seemingly have done something unfavorably artificial to her face, when she gets all braless and flashing a bit of panties in short shorts, well, it's hard not to remember how we first fell in lust with Lindsay.
At some point we did remove Ali Lohan from these parts after perennial 'mom of the year' Dina Lohan made a specific request, but given what's transpired since then, like dad Michael getting arrested for domestic abuse and Dina getting loaded and seemingly making out with her daughter, we figured perhaps Ali was better off in our loving care. Time to re-introduce Ali Lohan and her long lean body to Egotastic!
Ali will be 18 in just ten more days herself, then imagine the photo possibilities. Enjoy.
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Miley Cyrus Engaged! And Braless in Malibu
Well, you know, a Tennessee girl isn't going to stay young forever, so Miley Cyrus at 19 has decided to take the plunge before life passes her by, agreeing to marry Liam Hemsworth, the kid brother of Chris Hemsworth who plays Thor and, as I have mentioned, looks an awful lot like a girl I got to third base with in high school.
But none of that should really deter from the sheer and utter joy at seeing your teen daughter getting hitched, as Trish and Billy Ray Cyrus have expressed their extreme pleasure at the marital plans between the two. And who wouldn't want their teen daughter getting married to a pretty boy actor guaranteed by nature to break her heart? I know I would.
And lest you think marriage is going to change Miley in any manner -- nope. The gravel-voiced diva was back at work the same day her engagement was announced, braless and poking on a photoshoot in Malibu. Love, honor, and commando flashes, those are Miley's vows. Enjoy.