Yesterday we celebrated Mila Kunis as part of our Hebrew School Hotties tribute gallery, now we can see her freshly into 5774 showing off her red bra under her dress, probably not on her way to shul. Nevertheless, wherever Mila is headed, I would surely love to follow.
Even into the ladies room, albeit, that would put me at risk for violating a very specific portion of my parole agreement. For you, Mila, I would do anything. Enjoy.
bra, Mila Kunis
Lady Gaga can not possibly get enough attention. It’s simply not mathematically possible. Even knowing she’s been one of the skin-lights of the VMA’s in the evening, Gaga felt obliged to stroll around Manhattan in just her little bra to make sure every single sighted soul in Gotham laid their eyes upon her. I suppose it’s a talent. I guess I was looking, so it works.
As always, we praise skin exhibitions in public from our famous persons. We leave it to you to decide as to their particular tastiness or not. Just the facts, ma’am, boob and asstastic style. Enjoy.
bra, Lady Gaga
Oh, that Ava Sambora will mature into just the same kind of public attention loving mom Heather Locklear was as a younger woman. Still a long ways to go, but the daughter of Heather and Richie Sambora does seem to take pleasure in a bit of a public spectacle as she comes up as a second generation celebrity in Hollywood.
It’s not so unusual to see teen girls running around and flashing their bras in Calabasas, it’s just that usually they are running from Justin Bieber’s home. Yeah, see how I worked that in there? We’ll start keeping our eyes on Ava Sambora as she goes through her not so awkward teen girl attention phase. It’s a tough job, but sombody’s got to do it. Enjoy.
Ava Sambora, bra
Lady Gaga is back. She was out for some time with a hip pointer or some other football type injury that kept her sidelined from her own touring schedule the past six months or so. It has seemed odd not to see the most promoted and omnipresent music world figure out there for so long. She’s left a ton of coverage for Justin Bieber, and that’s not a good thing.
Gaga wasted no time in attracting attention to herself by wearing no more than a bra and a miniskirt on the streets of Manhattan. It was kind of Madonna-esque you might say, as the Material Girl was one of the first to strut about publicly in black undergarments. As always, we have mixed feelings about Lady Gaga, but, we always fall back upon our founding principles in these times. If a celebrity is walking around the streets in her lingerie, we’re going to show it to you. Enjoy.
bra, Lady Gaga
Vanessa Hudgens has literally and figuratively blossomed before our eyes, with this entire Spring Breakers adult type film being the final exam if you will in her matriculation into full sextastic womanhood.
For the past few months Vanessa has been out and about, formal and casual, in low cut tops with her deep cleavage and almost wardrobe malfunctions, giving me the impression she’s just dangling her danglers on the edge of a big time public reveal that is inevitable to occur. Maybe I’m reading and dreaming too much into this, but seeing Vanessa and her bra and chest flashes about town, I’m feeling very optimistic for a full-on Hudgens flash coming soon. Enjoy.
If you want to get in good with your girl, tell her you really admire the purses Jessica Alba carries with her everywhere. I have no idea what they are, but I’m quite sure they cost more than my monthly paycheck.
While your girl thinks you’re doing some advanced Christmas shopping for her, you’re really peeking at Jessica Alba’s bra peeking out of her workout top, flashing a hint of what you might find in that dream you have where Jessica takes off her top after a long days work and asks you for a neck massage, but like most guys you give that two minutes before you move onto the front.
Do back massages ever just stay on the back? Nay. And with Jessica Alba, we’d be figuring out how to remove that black bra to see the Albas beneath. Enjoy.
bra, Jessica Alba
Oh, wasn’t it just yesterday that our Little Miss Sunshine was charming audiences worldwide on Oscar night? And, now, cute as a button Abigail Breslin flashes her bra in the upcoming film, New Year’s Eve, the craptastic followup to the utterly craptastic Valentine’s Day a couple years ago, starring not just Sarah Jessica Parker, but also Zac Efron, so, consider me camping out for opening night!
But, all of this is besides the point — what the heck is mid-teen Abigail Breslin doing giving the good sorority girl flash in this film? Well, as far as we can tell, probably providing the only watchable second of this cinematic toilet deuce. Enjoy.
(Big shoutout to EgoSuperFan ‘Amanda H.’ for this teen bra find.)