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Emmy Rossum in the Shower, Ivana Milicevic Topless Seduction, and Lena Dunham Bare Again Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup

 

I must be honest with you. I have no video for you this week. I was thinking of some excuses, but mostly it's just because I watched way too much college basketball this weekend in addition to my weekend volunteer work of course, which coincidentally involves drinking lots of domestic beer and filling out early March Madness brackets. In short, I throw myself on the mercy of all sports addicted men who've ever had one too many. So, most all of you.

Nevertheless, it was quite a skin baring week on the little screen, as captured in various stills of Emmy Awesome in the shower on Shameless, her new revealing costar Nichole Bloom quite topless, Ivana Milicevic and Lili Simmons just being two crazily underrated TV hotties with bodies built for show, Lena Dunham naturally au natural to say the least and her co-star Allison Williams in a love making scene of her own. Jessica Parker Kennedy and a couple other naughty pirate wenches baring bare bodies in Black Sails on Starz and Rocio Palaez quite topless in the Spanish television drama, El Principe. Oh, yes, I went there. Enjoy.

Keri Russell Naughty Goodness and Lili Simmons Hotness Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

There wasn't a ton of nekkidness on the small screen this past week, but that doesn't mean there wasn't a bushel full of celebrity hotness, and, yes, a peek of some pleasant bare peaks as well.

Keri Russell owns the Boob Tube Roundup with her return in the saucy sextastic The Americans for the second season, kicking off the opener with some genuinely hot maneuvers onscreen. Keri was joined by the up and coming majestic young hottie Lili Simmons in her bra on Banshee, Dawn Olivieri flashing her sweet yams in House of Lies, and Louise Barnes making another display of the boobtastic in the pirate themed Black Sails on Starz. Quite a showing really for an off-week and most definitely a must-see. Enjoy.

The Girls of Banshee and Black Sails Highlight the Hot Bodies in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

What with the holiday weekend and the Olympics and the polar vortex, a few of our skin-giving small screen shows skipped an episode this weekend, but that did not leave us completely bereft of boobtastic on our home theater and tiny TV systems. Lili Simmons and the girls of Banshee on Cinemax, a thrilling show that includes a regular and healthy dose of hot bodies bouncing around in between murderous ends. Additionally, Black Sails on Starz continues to shine in the sextastic with Louise Barnes putting her full nekkid weight into a making of the sexy scene during pirate times. I guess they bumped uglies even back in the 17th century. Who knew?

The small screen continues its domination over theatrical viewings in terms of pure hot skin-baring content. I think it has something to do with who owns what and who writes nasty letters and the Puritans. But I'm not really sure. I'm just glad we have a remote-ready option to see so much happiness in visual form. Check out this week's Boob Tube Roundup and enjoy.

Abbie Cornish Topless, Elizabeth Massuci Asstastic, and Hannah New Noobies Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

While the grand culmination of the award season remains a couple weeks ago, there's no reason not to celebrate the medium of filmed entertainment in its purest form -- hot nekkid ladies on camera. For that we turn each Friday to our friends at Mr. Skin and the Mr. Skin Minute, a sixty-second primer in where your pupils ought be focused this particular weekend.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute features Abbie Cornish not nekkid in Robocop, but quite topless in Candy, Elizabeth Massuci baring one bodacious body in the first season of The Americans now on Blu-Ray, and Hannah New baring her pirate boobies in the new Starz show, Black Sails. It's a bevy of bare beauties and a treasure map for the ta-ta's. Check it out.

(And, do not forget your Ego Reader discounted Mr. Skin membership, a must have Valentine's gift to yourself!)

Emmy Rossum Flashing Her Bare Udders and Jessica Parker Kennedy Flashing Her Bare Muffin Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO

 

What a wonderfully nice and delightful week it was for skin on the little tube. The boob tube wherein we see more precious celebrity skin than is generally available in any mainstream theatrical fare these days. Yes, it's all happening in the living rooms these days, and the skin and the quality of the shows just keeps on exceeding expectations. What a pleasant surprise.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes a brief, but sweet peek at the bare boobtastic of Emmy Awesome in Shameless, her counterpart Emma Greenwell being far less shy about showing off her nekkid form in wild bedroom scenes, Lili Simmons in another epic grunting nekkid scene in Banshee, and Jessica Parker Kennedy tempting a topless Hannah New with her bare lady nest in Black Sails. Quite the well-rounded offering of thespianic skin this week. This is really the best kind of drama. Thank you artists for your craft. Enjoy.

Alexandra Daddario Topless, Lili Simmons Topless, Jessica Parker Kennedy Topless in The Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Lo and behold. Or just hold on tight, because it's a new year and a new 12-months of Boob Tube Roundup, with many new shows and some of our favorite skin-baring fare on the small screen coming back for new seasons. Boobs really do spring eternal in the winter time.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup features a clear and epic look at Alexandra Daddario from Percy Jackson film legend now quite bodacious and topless in True Detective on HBO, Lili Simmons in one stellar fine topless self-pleasuring scene in Banshee, one wicked action show on Cinemax, Jessica Parker Kennedy baring her top for lesbionic lust in the new series Black Sails on Starz, and Gabby Hoffman flashing her full frontal bush on Girls on HBO. It's a lot of T & A and it really only is on the home screen. Wonderful times we live in. Enjoy.