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Jennifer Lopez Smoking Hot at Fox Party for American Idol

Jennifer Lopez looked pretty damn amazing at the Fox event promoting American Idol, which is hard to believe is still on the air, but it is, and that means more of Jennifer decked out and showing off her veteran skills.

The 44-year old singer, dancer, and all around Latina hottie shows zero signs of slowing down, and with Idol just beginning, we can count on four months of some pretty hot looks from Jennifer, maybe even another silly song debut where she will roll around on the floor in a revealing outfit and lip-synch something pretty horrible. I care not. I just want to see Jennifer rolling around on the floor like a sweaty hot mom with an amazing derriere. Give it to me, Idol. Enjoy.

Mariah Carey Brings Out the Big Guns for American Idol Finalist Party

Granted, this is the seventeenth Finalist Party of the current American Idol season. I don't watch the show, because I like girls and football, but it does seem they have a blowout confetti after party pretty much now every single week to celebrate some culling of the amateur pop star singing herd.

And that was the only excuse Mariah Carey needed to bring out her twins for cleavetastic display at the after-party. Combine those with a strong-ass pair of Spanx and a tight dress and you have the makings of a now 40-something diva who is still very much stacked and intact. You go, girl, as the kids like to say that I like to punch in the abdomen. Mariah Carey, still working it. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez MILFy Hot on the Set of ‘American Idol’

I honestly don't blame Jennifer Lopez for she-banging the stuffing out of dudes 20-years her junior. This super hot mom still has it all going on, and if she wants to knock boots like an early 20-something still, all the power to her (granted, I have some suggestions for her as to potential younger partners in the bedroom).

On the set of American Idol yesterday, Jenny from the Block looked all kinds of sextastic hot in her little body hugging boob-snugging outfit of some expense I am sure. The only cost to us is perhaps some pain in the area where we stupidly chose 501's over relaxed fit jeans because we think a salesgirl might have winked at us when we tried them on, though clearly we were probably imagining it. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Jennifer Lopez Smoking Hot, Another Look at Lady Gaga Tatas, and Amber Lancaster Sexy Sailor Cosplay

 

Today's reader submissions are truly an eclectic set. A 40-something Jennifer Lopez looking 20-something, another angle on the Lady Gaga wardrobe malfunction, and Amber Lancaster doing some naval cosplay.

Pia Toscano Badonkadonk Inspection Courtesy of Mark Ballas

I am not prepared to say whether or not I watch American Idol, I refuse to blemish my record as the undeniably most manly man in the history of mandom (shoutout to Haley, you go girl on Season 10!) But, without admitting a thing, I will say that the one sextastic surprise on this season's Idol has been, really, was, Pia Toscano, the curvy Italian-American church girl from Howard Beach, who despite being unable to properly shake her booty, still had some very nice junk in her trunk (and her bosom) for a seemingly proper girl. Apparently, it caught the eyes of numerous man-celebs about town as well, including Dancing with the Stars dancer, Mark Ballas, who apparently is now holding the unique title of only straight dancer in Hollywood. So, Mark snapped up Pia Toscano since her surprisingly early boot to her badonkadonk a couple weeks ago from the show and rumor has it that he's been fondling the diva-to-be all about Tinsel Town. Well, rumor confirmed, because we now have a booty-groping confirmation shot from yesterday on the DWTS set where the surprisingly straight dancer laid full-LeBron-palm on the Pia Toscano asstastic. Ain't young love grand? Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out our friends at X17online for the full set of Ballas/Toscano special moment photos.)

Jennifer Lopez Chronically Hot And Flashing MILF Midriff

Now, she may not be the World's Most Beautiful Woman, as labeled by People magazine, who like to label stuff, and who likely don't have a single guy working in their labeling department, but there's no denying that Jennifer Lopez is holding up quite well, and, thanks to a new craptastic auto-tuned album she was pimping at Best Buy, we can see the hottie-Rican flashing her sexy body parts without being forced to tune into American Idol (I swear, my girlfriend makes me watch, I mean, at least since they dropped Pia Toscano, the one and only semi-sextastic contesant). But I digress. J-Lo continue to feature the legs, bottomside, and bare-midriff of a celeb ten years her junior, which means at 60, she should be just about right for me. Enjoy.

Who Looked Hot at the 2011 Academy Awards

Wow, well the Oscars are over, finally; the only thing more overworked than James Franco's medical marijuana card was the mind numbing repertoire of phony humble speeches pooped upon the world by people whose parents were way too kind to them as children. I'm glad my own heads of household told me each evening at bedtime how I would never amount to much; now, when my Lotto scratcher pays off $5, I'm truly and thoroughly excited. Nevertheless, like most guys, I watch the Academy Awards dutifully each year to see which actresses looked hot and to pretend that they were my sharp looking date to the Sizzler. This year's crop of sextastic celebrities was relatively thin, I think it has something to do with the economy or gas prices or Oprah getting fat again, but there just wasn't a bevvy of hot actresses, certainly not to make any all-time lists. Still, there were standouts in bazillion dollar get-ups, looking mighty fine, and, in no particular order...

Scarlett Johansson
Freshly single ScarJo looked as hot as she could given the constraints of having to wear clothes. There's all kinds of see-through going on with what I'm sure was a dress that cost more than my monthly annual lifetime paycheck. Revenge is a dish best served super hot, Mr. Ex-Husband.

Natalie Portman
Yep, despite being pregnant by a ballerina named after my favorite video arcade game, I can't stop dreaming of Natalie and her newly blossoming bosom.

Penelope Cruz
Speaking of tripping the post-pregger lights boobtastic, Penelope Cruz, was showing off her big mama guns on the red carpet at the Academy Awards. Leche con hottie, anyone?

Reese Witherspoon
Okay, this is mostly for Cousin Jonathan who would die just to smell Reese's gym towels (seriously, just ask the security staff at The Sports Club/LA). Still, Reese does keep herself pert and perty whether in her daily stretch pants jogs or decked out on the world's most watched red carpet.

Camila Alves
Damn, all the MILFs are killing me tonight. This Brazilian model hottie mostly just makes me hate Matthew McConaughey.

Jennifer Hudson
Am I the only one noticing the transformatus sextastique taking place with this former American Idol? Dang diggity dang. Just a tremendous renaissance of hotness with the perfectly placed bosom this evening.

Nicole Kidman
She's hot. Everybody knows she's hot. The only complaint I ever hear is people who think she's overrated as an actress. Oh, yeah? You spend eleven years pretending Tom Cruise is straight without so much as cracking a smile.

Mila Kunis
Black swan. White swan. I don't even remember. But I do know she is no longer dating the boy from Home Alone, she's a super Hebrew School hottie, and I'd definitely like to know what she's not wearing to the Oscars.

Jennifer Lawrence
Winter's Bone at full mast, my friends. Dang, this newcomer is just about stealing the hotness show in bright red on the red carpet. I can't wait to see more of her, so much more.

Amy Adams
She really has been stealing the award season spotlight this year. Even forgetting her being yet another new baby mama recovering super hottie, Amy Adams just looks ridiculously fine every time she steps out into the spotlight.

Anne Hathaway
She did look a bit too much like the girl who snuck into her mom's makeup drawer and went nuts, still, she was the hostess who had to suffer an evening long partnership with Dr. Stiffy Smiles, and on the off-chance someday Anne appears in my bed in her Love and Other Drugs guise, well, not only will I not kick her out, I will blare the trumpets and speed dial an off-duty Sears photographer.

Gwynneth Paltrow
Okay, so, singing ain't her strong suit. And, maybe, she's not the hottest tool in the tool shed any longer, but give props where it's due. Going braless in sheer gold in front of a billion people? That takes some lady cajones.

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