Jennifer Lopez has more than got it. She done got it. And got it all over. Including some truly wonderful cleavage she was showing off at an American Idol event in Los Angeles. I’m not sure what the event was, perhaps the American Idol funeral if we should be so lucky, but I’m guessing more so a promotional event for the umpteenth upcoming season. That show may never die a natural death. Still, it brings us such wonderments as Jennifer Lopez and her MILFtastic sweet views in showy gowns throughout the year. That’s more than enough to get me to stop bitching about craptastic television I only have to watch when visiting my niece.
Jennifer Lopez, don’t every let anybody tell you to start wearing more clothes. They’re wrong. Enjoy.
Jennifer Lopez looked pretty damn amazing at the Fox event promoting American Idol, which is hard to believe is still on the air, but it is, and that means more of Jennifer decked out and showing off her veteran skills.
The 44-year old singer, dancer, and all around Latina hottie shows zero signs of slowing down, and with Idol just beginning, we can count on four months of some pretty hot looks from Jennifer, maybe even another silly song debut where she will roll around on the floor in a revealing outfit and lip-synch something pretty horrible. I care not. I just want to see Jennifer rolling around on the floor like a sweaty hot mom with an amazing derriere. Give it to me, Idol. Enjoy.
Granted, this is the seventeenth Finalist Party of the current American Idol season. I don’t watch the show, because I like girls and football, but it does seem they have a blowout confetti after party pretty much now every single week to celebrate some culling of the amateur pop star singing herd.
And that was the only excuse Mariah Carey needed to bring out her twins for cleavetastic display at the after-party. Combine those with a strong-ass pair of Spanx and a tight dress and you have the makings of a now 40-something diva who is still very much stacked and intact. You go, girl, as the kids like to say that I like to punch in the abdomen. Mariah Carey, still working it. Enjoy.
I honestly don’t blame Jennifer Lopez for she-banging the stuffing out of dudes 20-years her junior. This super hot mom still has it all going on, and if she wants to knock boots like an early 20-something still, all the power to her (granted, I have some suggestions for her as to potential younger partners in the bedroom).
On the set of American Idol yesterday, Jenny from the Block looked all kinds of sextastic hot in her little body hugging boob-snugging outfit of some expense I am sure. The only cost to us is perhaps some pain in the area where we stupidly chose 501’s over relaxed fit jeans because we think a salesgirl might have winked at us when we tried them on, though clearly we were probably imagining it. Enjoy.
Today’s reader submissions are truly an eclectic set. A 40-something Jennifer Lopez looking 20-something, another angle on the Lady Gaga wardrobe malfunction, and Amber Lancaster doing some naval cosplay.
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I am not prepared to say whether or not I watch American Idol, I refuse to blemish my record as the undeniably most manly man in the history of mandom (shoutout to Haley, you go girl on Season 10!) But, without admitting a thing, I will say that the one sextastic surprise on this season’s Idol has been, really, was, Pia Toscano, the curvy Italian-American church girl from Howard Beach, who despite being unable to properly shake her booty, still had some very nice junk in her trunk (and her bosom) for a seemingly proper girl. Apparently, it caught the eyes of numerous man-celebs about town as well, including Dancing with the Stars dancer, Mark Ballas, who apparently is now holding the unique title of only straight dancer in Hollywood. So, Mark snapped up Pia Toscano since her surprisingly early boot to her badonkadonk a couple weeks ago from the show and rumor has it that he’s been fondling the diva-to-be all about Tinsel Town. Well, rumor confirmed, because we now have a booty-groping confirmation shot from yesterday on the DWTS set where the surprisingly straight dancer laid full-LeBron-palm on the Pia Toscano asstastic. Ain’t young love grand? Enjoy.
(Be sure to check out our friends at X17online for the full set of Ballas/Toscano special moment photos.)
Now, she may not be the World’s Most Beautiful Woman, as labeled by People magazine, who like to label stuff, and who likely don’t have a single guy working in their labeling department, but there’s no denying that Jennifer Lopez is holding up quite well, and, thanks to a new craptastic auto-tuned album she was pimping at Best Buy, we can see the hottie-Rican flashing her sexy body parts without being forced to tune into American Idol (I swear, my girlfriend makes me watch, I mean, at least since they dropped Pia Toscano, the one and only semi-sextastic contesant). But I digress. J-Lo continue to feature the legs, bottomside, and bare-midriff of a celeb ten years her junior, which means at 60, she should be just about right for me. Enjoy.