Egotastic
The December edition of Allure magazine just hit my doorstep with a thud and the fresh scent of perfume samples, alerting me to the potential celebrity hotness inside (not to mention Ten Trendy Tips on Perfecting Your Holiday Wardrobe -- thank god).
For all your fans of Hebrew School hottie, Lea Michele, and all you closeted (and not so closeted) Glee fans, the brunette took to the pages of Allure for one of her better looking pictorials, strutting about in some classy lingerie, as she does twice a week in my own dreams, thrice on Saturdays, flashing the kind of innocent hotness that has put many a man in a financial sinkhole before.
Beware the lady with the wanton gaze. Enjoy.
Shuddup, I Still Love Katie Holmes
I take a lot of flack for my ongoing lust of Dawson's Creek alum, Katie Holmes, but I can't shake it. I don't want to shake it. I stood with Katie through her trying to be a real actress years after Dawson's, her odd marriage to Xenu's most sensitive disciple, and all the weird dowdy dress down mom times of late, and, on occasion, I am rewarded with looks of Katie hotness as in this Allure magazine pictorial for April 2013.
Yeah, Katie never was a sexpot. She was a cutie with some great potential. And as much as she or others have tried to hide that burgeoning sextastic, we know well here it's like the Transformers AllSpark. It can only stay hidden for so long before somebody with a hard-on for it comes looking. I am that somebody with a hard-on, figuratively speaking. Enjoy.