S J - January 13, 2022
A South Dakota teacher was arrested last week after his mother accidentally took his pot brownies to a card game at a community center and served them to senior citizens.
46-year-old Michael Koranda made the brownies with THC butter and then went to bed. His elderly mother then grabbed the treats for her card game.
From FOX News:
On the evening of Jan. 4, the Bon Homme County Sheriff's Office started receiving calls about "possible poisonings," according to an arrest affidavit obtained by Fox News Digital.
"An investigation into the incident [led] me to believe that the patients were all under the influence of THC from a batch of brownies that were brought to the Community Center," a responding deputy wrote in the affidavit.
Bon Homme County Sheriff Mark Maggs went to Koranda's home the next day and spoke with the man's mother, who confirmed that she had taken her son's brownies to the card game.
The sheriff then went to the elementary school where Koranda teaches and asked him about the edibles.
Koranda reportedly told the sheriff that he had brought one pound of butter infused with THC, the main mind-altering ingredient in marijuana, back from Colorado.
Can't a few senior citizens enjoy some pot brownies without someone going to jail? It's 2022 for God's sake. Every senior citizen community center card game should have pot brownies.
These old folks probably had the best night they've had in a long time. Let's get this guy serving up brownies to the elderly all over the country. South Dakota needs to relax a little!