Shakira Takes Her Tiny Hotness to Hollywood Legend Status

Granted, the Hollywood Star isn't what it used to be. I think you can now buy one for for two Count Chocula cereal box tops plus $3.99 shipping and handling and two seasons on a CW show, still, congratulations to the world's hottest midget on street level immortality, receiving her official credentials for stardom yesterday on Hollywood Boulevard. Shakira is one of the world's most popular entertainers, not to mention a girl who wears tight stretch pants on stage like just about no other sub five-footer, and she certainly puts her time and money behind some very worthwhile causes, so good on you Waka-Waka for your significant tribute. Enjoy.