bill-swift - December 29, 2006
It's a well-known fact that girls are crazy. Ask anyone. Hell, ask Scarlett Johansson. Even though she's probably one of the most beautiful women in the world, she says she has "fat days" and will never be "real thin," reports PR Inside.
I have fat days and accept that I'm never going to be real thin.
I know what I look like when I wake up in the morning after three hours sleep. Sometimes I feel, 'OK, this is a good day', and other times I wake up and think, 'Oh my God, I need a hat today.'
I don't think Scarlett understands the meaning of fat. The goal is not to look like Nicole Richie, or the Olsen Twins. The goal is to look like Scarlett Johansson. And if Scarlett is fat in any way, it's in all the right places.
Whatever, if Scarlett needs any help remembering just how not fat she is, hopefully these classic pictures will do the trick.
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