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aldo-vallon - March 27, 2018

Sara Underwood had better be careful wearing those leggings, because if she isn’t then she is going to end up with some tan lines that could wind her up in some trouble. If the wrong doctor sees that speckled skin then he could overreact and sound the alarm to a new disease that could rival small pox. I am not concerned about the effect that such a claim could make on the world, I would simply be devastated if a woman like Sara was quarantined away from the public eye.

I suppose if she was still allowed a smart phone with unlimited data then it would not be all that bad. Such a scare could only last a few months. That is roughly how long it would take for her to lose the tan lines, I think. I wouldn’t know what a tan even feels like. In the rare event that I leave my apartment I do not do so with anything less than SPF 50, because I ain’t no chump. Skin cancer can get the next poor schmuck that leaves his house without putting on the proper protection, but she ain’t getting me.

 

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