Lex Jurgen - November 19, 2013
This is Canada. If you can't handle a fat guy checking you into the boards, you don't belong in politics. Take that, prim and proper old Toronto City Council woman voting to strip Rob Ford of his office powers simply because he likes to drink a little, maybe smoke some crack, and chow down on his wife's comely crotch. Rob Ford and his weirdly identical Council member brother are not to be taken lightly. They're not going to let some chick named Pam relieve Rob of his power to run Toronto like his personal shooting gallery. Body blow. Body blow. Knock her out. This is precisely why America finally needs a fat slob President. Skinny put-together people are boring, methodical fucks.
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