earl-jonas - December 9, 2019
While in recent years Jenna Marbles has rebranded herself as a comic dabbling in absurdist arts & crafts and beauty tutorials, those of us who appreciate the finer things in life remember when she loved wearing bikinis that barely covered her vagina. On her channel Jenna would dance around in front of the camera and be like "You can almost see my vagina. Like and subscribe :p" and it was just a better and purer Internet.
Just take this video from 2011 titled "What I Would Have Done In Cancun." Here Jenna looks like every girl from your high school that put out. One can only assume that we have a tenuous paternal relationship to thank for this video, and while 2019 Jenna appears happy and healthy (and with 20 million subscribers, is obviously wildly successful at her job) I can't help but wonder what amazing things might have been had Jenna continued down the Hot Girls Wanted path evident in this clip. In the words of Little Texas because I'm trash "I try not to think about what might have been. 'Cause that was then, and we have taken different roads. We can't go back again. There's no use giving in, and there's no way to know... what might have been." What the fuck ever enjoy...
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