Perfect Valentine’s Day Card Says What You’re Really Thinking

You know you're in a strong and stable relationship when you can speak your mind and not have to fear punishment or retribution. Here's an example: what do you say when your girl asks you if she looks fat in her dress? The obvious answer is no, even if you don't really agree with her fashion choices. But when you can freely tell her that yes, she does look fat, and that yes, she sure could benefit from spending more time at the gym, then this is the perfect card to send to your lady love...

It keeps everything short and sweet, and tells her what you really think (and alludes to what you want by the end of the night.) If she's got a good sense of humor and appreciates your sweetness (or rather, mistakes your honesty for sweetness), then you can give yourself a huge pat on your back for landing such a rare and awesome find.

Hold on to her because you won't find many women too many women like that.

Card It: $4