Olivia Wilde Ends Eight Year Marriage; I Wait By the Phone

Well, they had a great run. Eight years is pretty damn good for a just-out-of-high-school-marriage between a rising super hottie celebrity and some Italian noble/O.C. party boy. Seriously, nobody on the school bus thought those kids would make it that long. Olivia Wilde is like a flaming comet at this point; it'd take a very strong man of steel to withstand her personal and professional heat, a man with a titanium heart and a platinum set of cajones, a man who could take out a gang of outlaw bikers with his bare hands, then weep over the budding of a daisy, you know, somebody like... like... call me, Olivia. I'm here for you, darlin'.

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By the by, here's the just starting out Olivia Wilde hotness train, from a photoshoot just about the time of her nuptials as an eighteen year old girl. Memories, of the way were were, well, the way she was.