bill-swift - January 16, 2006
I am normally a staunch Natalie Portman supporter. She's like my Manchester United. Today, however, I have to take a more critical eye towards the Star Wars star.
First, the hair isn't exactly working. I know she's probably growing it out, and most Jewish girls have naturally curly hair, but when you're a celebrity, making a public appearance, that's not an excuse. Either buzz it down again, or stay home.
Second, the outfit. Um... no. The green flower dress, the white sweater. It's all wrong. The best thing would have been to detract from the hair with a sexy dress, or something, but I guess she didn't think of that.
Lastly, the shoes. Shoes are perhaps the most important part of an outfit, because they change the whole position of your body. And what kind of shoes is Natalie Portman wearing? Flats. Flat sandals, in fact. Actuall, flat sandals that look like they were found in ancient Greece. Yeah, really not the best choice here.
I'm sorry Natalie, hopefully, you will have learned by next time. At least she's still cute.
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