Nina Agdal Black Friday Sextastic for Bebe

Danish Delight Nina Agdal is hot pimping everything these days. And why the heck not? She's ridiculously hot. Women want to be her, men want to be with her, thrice, per hour. So why not promote Black Friday, America's biggest shopping day of the year, for Bebe.

I'm ogling (and drooling) at Nina in these catalog photos and thinking that if I were a woman, I'd be lining up the night before Black Friday to get into this look. As a man, I'd line up three years ahead of time for a chance to feel the dress material on Nina's body. But I'm a guy who doesn't fear commitment. Or passion induced insanity. Nina could turn Black Friday into the best Friday ever if she'd just shimmy out of those dresses. Just saying, Nina, this is the season of giving. Enjoy.