bill-swift - December 24, 2014
For those one-hundred percent of you who dig hot wrestling diva twins in their itty bitty bikinis, I sure hope you didn't miss Nikki Bella and Brie Bellatanning in their two piece swimsuits in Total Divas. Now, I should warn you, watching E! television does have the intended consequence of shrinking your bobos to the size of grape nuts. It's not so bad if you're looking to snatch the falsetto role in the upcoming community theater production of Oliver. Less helpful if you don't want to be laughed at in your Speedo this holiday season.
As a public service, I present to you the divas and their heavenly Greco-Roman bodies poolside. Imagine the pure pleasure of these girls twisting your body into a pretzel and making you beg for more. Oh, dare to dream. That's what hot girls suntanning have done to men since the dawn of time. Just look at the suffering guy with boner in the ancient cave paintings. This is nothing new. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Total Divas On E!
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