Nicki Minaj Flashes Cleave to Pimp Stank Called ‘Pink Friday’

Just what the world needs -- more celebrity eau d' toilette, the perfect pimping combination of the very same perfume made in the very same factory somewhere in Utah but now matched with a high profile celebrity, slap on mysterious sounding name, throw in a big launch party, and voila! You have the 85th celebrity perfume on the market. The world may now rest easy.

To be fair to Nicki Minaj, she did throw in a solid dose of cleavage for the coming out party of her overpriced oodorific, 'Pink Friday'. Now, I probably could've told Nicki that back home in my teen days we had a little something called Pink Friday, and it had nothing to do with perfumes, in fact, it was downright stanky at times. But the ends did justify the means, as I suppose is the case for the shekels in Nicki's pocket from this empty merchandise pursuit. At least we get the boob views. Enjoy.