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Model Kayla Itsines Showcases Her Fit Body In Workout Pics

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elliot-wolf - February 2, 2019

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that model Kayla Itsines is more than a woman. She’s a machine. Because it isn’t humanly possible to flawlessly execute lateral dips like that without being more than just flesh and blood. Or maybe I am getting ahead of myself. Let’s label her a hybrid for now. Like a beautiful bionic woman. Half machine, half perfection. All amazing. They should make the next mobile phone virtual assistant based on her likeness. I mean, I’m not sold on saying “Hey Sarah,” I mean “Hey Siri” when asking my phone if the weather will be good enough to go fly fishing. Now if I were required to say “Hey Kayla” that would trigger my brain to think about that beautiful woman. So my experience won’t be so bad when my “smartphone” gives me the dumbest answer to a simple question.

I could probably daydream about Itsines all day. In fact, I’d probably be the first person to wake up from dreaming about her to going right into a daydream about her. Right after I brush my teeth of course. But my train of thought that’s concentrated on this woman would only be broken for a few minutes. And a few minutes is all I have to spare when my mind can only focus on Kayla.

Photo Credit: MEGA / Backgrid USA 

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