bill-swift - April 18, 2011
Rocking piggy tails for the first time since like 6th grade! I love summer time.
-- Miley Cyrus, singer and braless prophet, y'all
Well, Miley Cyrus may be off by a couple months on her seasonal calendar, and she may be sporting a new piece of body art that puts her common sense back into question, but, there's no doubting (1) Miley is back up and running strong on Twitter a year and a half after quitting by way of horrible rap song, and (2) Miley is prepping for a summer to remember. Now, I must admit, the tears flowed from my eyes when I learned that Miley's summer tour would not be coming through the U.S. because of what I imagine is low ticket demand but what I hope is for fear of violating decency laws. Still, if I must visit Amsterdam or Rio this summer to get a full frontal now-legal Miley Cyrus shot, you best believe I will fall on that grenade come the solstice. Enjoy.
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