bill-swift - July 19, 2014
I have no idea if we're supposed to believe there's such a thing as the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Sports Awards. I can't even fathom what that would entail. But most importantly, Megan Fox believed they were real and showed up looking all kinds of sextastic, if not a bit demure, for the red carpet of the show.
We don't get to see Megan Fox much these days, certainly outside of her mommy sweats and such, so this trumped up awards show was a blessing without a disguise. We've really missed Megan and her legs and all over brunette allure. Hopefully she'll come back to us in more made up events, like the pretend film I'm shooting called Megan Fox Gets Hella Nekkid. You don't need to know the story, you've already bought your tickets. Enjoy.