elliot-wolf - December 8, 2018
Getting dressed is one of the skills I have perfected over the years. But just like with anything that you’ve done on thousands of occasions, sometimes you mess up. Luckily, Maya Jama’s wardrobe mishap is more like a wonderful accident. Which is a term my dad used to describe me, but can also definitely be applied to Maya’s mismatched bikini blunder as well. I honestly have to be reminded that her top and bottom don’t match because it’s hard to look away from such an amazing body overall. Whoever noticed must have the discipline of a monk. Because all I see is one of the best looking woman I've seen in awhile trying to enjoy some sun, fun and waves.
I’m going to insist that Jama makes me her clothes coach. I’d wake up early at 4 a.m. every morning and start concocting a plan on how we will win attention, hearts, and eyes with wardrobe. I’d help her practice putting on her top and bottom so when it’s game time she’s ready. She’ll never have to worry again with me on her team. We’d definitely bring home the best bikini on the beach trophy everyday.
Photo Credit: MEGA