Man, ‘Sims 4’ Modders Sure Like Their Sim-Cooches and Sim-Wangs

Now, as every ogling gentleman knows, there's a good time and a bad time to get your leer on. When your wife's in the vicinity, and isn't the leer-ee, that's the wrong damn time. Remember: formidable ogling powers were bestowed upon us, and we have to use them with care. As Spider-Man's uncle said, with great power comes great responsibility.

So don't, for eff's sake, ogle your Sims. That's like the anti-ogling. Don't spend mod-tastic hours lovingly crafting pubes for them, or perfecting the size and coloring of a Sim-lady's areolae. That way lies Crazy Town.

But it's just another day in the wacky world of PC game modding. Whether it's about a fetish for inch-high digi-people, or they just think that blurry shower pixel thing looks like shit (which it does), this is a real thing that's happened. Games getting the nekkid treatment are rife, but the series has never put quite this much effort into the spectacle before.

Presumably, it was a slow news day over on Kotaku. They've treated us to a in-depth study of all things Sims-genitalia based. You don't want to click that link, but it's there. Just for those sticklers who know you can't call character customization ‘comprehensive' until you can choose the exact shade of your gal/guy's nipples.