Lucy Hale Shows Her Sexy Abs In Tight Yoga Pants

How can I be expected to not objectify a woman when she is walking around in her workout gear? Putting yourself on display like that is practically asking me to fantasize about what life would be like in one of the alternate dimensions. Hell, even flashers have the decency to wear a trench coat to their final destination. I think that is because they know the reveal is the main source of awe to their audience. If everything was dangling out from the get go then there would not be much surprise involved.

I think that is why if I was to become a flasher then I would wear multiple layers, and not just one coat that could be ripped open at a moment’s notice. I would like to run up to a family and slowly peel away layers like I was a Russian doll. Some of my shirts would even have words on them, like that family was reading billboards whilst driving down the highway. Except instead of getting closer to Wall Drug, they would only be getting closer to Wall Dong. Now, I would never actually do such a depraved thing, but I wouldn’t be ashamed if it was on my record.

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