Logan Fazio Shoots Claudia Romani and My Two Bikini Worlds Collide in Ectoplasmic Explosion

Who saw this coming? We've been tracking the beach comings and goings of Miami's hottest paparazzo, Logan Fazio and her slender body and big camera on her bike and her bikini capturing the local talents. Now who shows up in Logan's sights but our very own hot-bottomed bikini princess, Claudia Romani, looking all kinds of perky and preening in black on the sandy shores. It's like experiencing the collision of two fantasies into one.

I must admit I hadn't even contemplated seeing Logan shooting Claudia and the two naturally becoming friends, maybe sharing a glass of wine and realize they're not so different, then, off to the hot tub to unwind and call me on their cellphones giggling to let me know they're up to no good. I honestly believe this is about to happen. It's why I'm only answering calls from the Miami area code today. Please, ring, ring! Enjoy.