Lisa Opie Shows Off Her Bikini Curves On Miami Beach

The lovely Lisa Opie was spotted on Miami Beach wearing a ridiculously revealing snakeskin bikini. Lisa has what we in the business call ginormous funbags. There is some pretty spectacular cleavage shots through a see-through spot in her boob valley. She's also got some fairly outstanding long legs that are nicely toned. But I think what really makes this particular set of pictures stand out is how amazing her booty looks. First of all, the bottoms are so small that they give an almost complete view of her pert round derriere. It's pretty much perfect. Like, it belongs in the booty hall of fame. I know that isn't something that actually exists but it should. Maybe I'll start a Kickstarter campaign to open one and Lisa will be in the first group of inductees along with Kim Kardashian and Beyonce.

Where are the Lisa Opies whenever I go to Miami Beach? All I see when I'm there is old retirees and my middle-aged Cuban relatives. Maybe I'm going to the wrong beach?