Baby Go Boom

Ouch! Britney Spears' son Sean Preston Federline fractured his skull. Child Services is investigating. (A Socialite's Life)

Elizabeth Hurley and Ashley Judd support breasts. And so do I. (Hollywood Tuna)

Violet Affleck wants to say hi. (Pink is the New Blog)

Carmen Electra's naughty antics may cost her a job. (IDLYITW)

Sarah Silverman expounds on the differences between Kabbalah and Scientology. Main difference: amount of gayness. (Defamer)

Jessica and Ashlee Simpson go sight-seeing in Sydney. (Just Jared)

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard are engaged and haveing a kid. I wonder if his last name will be Gyllenhaal-Sarsgaard? That would be awesome. (DListed)

Meanwhile, Jake Gyllenhaal says he's not gay. (Popsugar)

What is up with Tom Hanks' hair. Now that's what I call weird. (Hollywood Rag)

And what is up with Melanie Griffith's face. Now that's what I call ugly. (CityRag)

Wanna see Paris Hilton stepping in puke? No, I didn't think so. (CelebNewsWire)