The “Interesting” “Lives” of “Celebrities”

Honestly, I like the guy's music, but Kanye West can really be a putz sometimes. (A Socialite's Life)

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and the kids have landed in London. Yay? (Pink is the New Blog)

Why is Helena Christensen all over the place? She's so 1993. (Hollywood Tuna)

Frankly, I wouldn't let Jaime Foxx "look after" my girlfriend. Especially if my girlfriend was Eva Longoria. (IDLYITW)

Celebrity sea-monkeys? Actually, that makes sense. (CityRag)

How does Michael Jackson manage to keep on getting weirder? (Dlisted)

Jennifer Lopez: bring in da noize, bring in da fug. (Popsugar)

I wonder how much longer Kevin Federline will continue to use Britney Spears. I suppose until he spends all her money... Or she 'til she gets just too fat. Oh wait, he was with Shar Jackson, nevermind. (Hollywood Rag)

So, um... Have you hear those rumours that Marlon Brando was gay? (CelebNewsWire)