I Need to Get a Private Jet

Private jet. Just another reason that Jessica Biel is dating Justin Timberlake. (PopSugar)

Who's inviting Kim Kardashian to award shows? (Hollywood Tuna)

Did Lindsay Lohan and Pamela Anderson make out!? (CollegeHumor)

Nicole Richie thinks she's better than Paris Hilton. Which isn't hard to be, but she isn't it. (DListed)

Is Katie Holmes preggers again? (Pink is the New Blog)

Holly Madison might be pregnant too. (IDLYITW)

Katharine McPhee hots it up in Vegas. (Popoholic)

Who is Jude Law's new mystery woman? (Just Jared)

Why is Jennifer Aniston getting a visit from Brad Pitt's mom? (A Socialite's Life)

Did Beyonce get liposuction!? (CityRag)

Paris Hilton's neighbours want her out of the neighbourhood. (Hollywood Rag)

Lara Flynn Boyle hides behind a parking meter, and it works. (CelebNewsWire)

That O.J. Simpson book, "If I Did It" finally got leaked onto the Intertubes. (Defamer)