Kristin Cavallari Wants to Show You Something

Does Kristin Cavallari like to shop at Victoria's Secret? If by "shop" you mean, "stand around holding product and getting her picture taken," then yes. (Popoholic)

Eva Longoria is really hot, after a few passes through Photoshop. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kevin Federline speaks, but you probably don't care about what he has to say. I mean, it's K-Fed. (Pink is the New Blog)

Don't worry, celebrities used to be dorky too. Just check out their yearbook photos. (IDLYITW)

Pete Doherty punched a nurse. Okay, it was a male nurse, but still. (A Socialite's Life)

Jake Gyllenhaal is tattooed. In pen. (Just Jared)

Kate Hudson just can't make up her mind. (Popsugar)

If you believe Star magazine, Beyonce and Jay-Z are getting married. But you shouldn't believe Star magazine. (Hollywood Rag)

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan at 21, and Goldie Hawn at 59? Not much actually. (CityRag)

Not only is Paris Hilton having sex, but she's having it with Brandon Davis. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. (CelebNewsWire)

Tom Cruise totally got his ass fired. (Junkiness)

Snakes in a theatre playing Snakes on a Plane. (CollegeHumor)