bill-swift - January 13, 2011
I still remember the day I left rehab for my addiction to putting on sock puppet shows, my counselor cautioned me that I'd be re-entering a world where I'd face temptation at every corner, every day, for the rest of my life. Let's face it, socks are effin' everywhere. So I can relate to what Lindsay Lohan is going through, having left her court-ordered alcohol and unidentified substance rehab, and having to face a world filled with liquor stores, bars, and tons and tons of unidentified substances. Well, much as I found myself immediately drawn to long slow walks through the socks and accessories section at my local Macy's, apparently, Lindsay Lohan likes to ambulate along the boulevards featuring some of the dispensaries of her very Kryptonite. Obviously, she's just browsing. Still, it makes me wonder, the next time I find myself on a park bench at two in the morning with a sock over my hand performing The Mr. Pinafore Show to a bunch of sleeping drunks, will I hear a small round of applause from Lindsay? It seems quite possible, but I still hope not. Enjoy.
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