The more parents warn their children not to post their pictures on social media, well, the absolutely skyrockets in flight better it’s going to get. Silly parents. Don’t you realize how uncool you are by your very job description. Young hot celebrities, don’t trust anybody over 30, save for your Uncle Bill. I will never steer you wrong. Right now, I want to steer your toward even more showy social media candids. Not that you need much prodding. This just keeps getting better and better.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the likes of Ashley Tisdale in a bikini top, Stella Hudgens, Vanessa’s little sister, showing off her stellar late teen thumper, Katherine Heigl in a red bikini, Carmen Electra in a killer bikini, Jessica Burciaga showing so much sideboob I want to weep, and much more. You owe it to that girl who knows nothing about basketball who is still going to beat you in the office March Madness bracket pool to check out each and every one of these many social media self-published goodies. You will thank me later. Hopefully, with shiny beads. Enjoy.
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I’m not exactly sure what Elle magazine was handing out awards for in London, but I suppose it has something to do with style and fashion and looking absolutely amazing so I’m going to assume, (a) I wasn’t even nominated, and (b) each of these deserving winners were deserving winners because I too would like to award them with trophies of one kind of another.
Rosie Huntington-Whitely was named something close to smart model of the year, Taylor Swift won just for being awesome and wearing something low cut, Cara Delevingne was name movie starlet or something despite not being in movies, and Lindsay Lohan was given an award and four drink tickets and I can’t tell you which of those two she didn’t forget at her table at the end of the evening. More importantly, it was a wonderful night filled with hotties decked out in their super finest. And I’m sure H&M sold a lot of goods. Everybody wins when everybody ogles. Enjoy.
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Lindsay Lohan is back in this super sexy spread for Hunger Magazine. Linds wears a variety of lingerie on what looks like the bed of a Motel 6. Look, say what you want about some of Lindsay’s life decisions but it is an absolute fact proven by science and theology that Lindsay has got a spectacular rack. I’ve been a fan of them since Mean Girls when she bounced around in tight little sweaters. They are friggin’ huge in the good way. It’s good to see that Lindsay has returned to her first love, namely making guys want to ogle her jubblies. I for one would like to see more of this mature sexy Lindsay.
Sure, she’s been through a lot but wisdom comes at a price. That and she’s still got an amazing body so all is forgiven.
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It wouldn’t really be Christmas without Lindsay Lohan and her ample chest making an appearance at some Yuletide fiestas. Lindsay and her little sister Ali Lohan cleaned up rather nicely for the Love magazine Christmas party in London town last night. Now, I wasn’t invited to that event, but Big Joe from the smoked meats store down the block here told me to come by for eggnog and brisket next Monday. No need to clean up for that.
Lindsay Lohan has been starring in a legit theater production in England the past several months. The reviews have been not so surprisingly not super positive. Yet, we haven’t heard or seen of Lindsay falling down in the street since she started her new gig. And with family by her side, at least, family that hasn’t tried to ruin her in the past, perhaps she’s back on track to being the ginger topped racktastic lovely of our previous not super distant ago dreams. She has the shape working. If she can just hold back on that sauce. Here’s to hoping for a healthy showy Lindsay in 2015. And Little Sis too, naturally. Enjoy.
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Lindsay Lohan is back to looking hot in this spread for Civil Clothing. The troubled star has been out of the dressing sexy business for a while. But the truth is that Lindsay is looking better than ever in these picks. That legendary red hair and freckles accentuate the clothes perfectly. The best pick is one in which she’s wearing a kind of leather-looking unitard thing and she’s spread eagle revealing a wee bit of camel toe. This is a good thing, my friends. In another picture she shows off her shapely legs in what looks like a baseball uniform and a pair of knee high socks. Don’t mind if I do.
The truth is that I’ve had a bit of a thing for Lindsay since way back in the Mean Girl days. Say what you want about her controversies, but her boobage is controversy-proof. I’m glad she seems to be getting her act together again. A hot redhead is a terrible thing to waste.
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Lindsay Lohan obviously has an affinity for Marilyn Monroe. Not so unusual. But to the point she recently commissioned a London artist to paint her as iconic Marilyn in the flesh for her own private collection of oil selfies I suppose (see below). We first saw Lindsay make a big splash as Marilyn topless a couples years back now in Playboy Magazine, her first real glamour shoot, not to mention a very solid paycheck.
Playboy.TV for Free for One Week! (Warning NSFW: Clicking Will Take You To Hot Nekkid Women Folk Being Naughty)
To celebrate Lindsay’s love of Marilyn and her own funbags, our friends at Playboy are offering a One Week Free Trial to Playboy.TV. Free is slightly less than Lindsay paid for her nekkid portrait, though about what she paid to share it on Twitter. Playboy.TV also offers 50,000 hours of HD video, which I’m pretty sure doesn’t come with a street artist portrait. You could do worse, much worse, than spending a free week checking out Playboy.TV. It’s like buying Halloween candy, only you can consume it endlessly and only feel better as you do. Enjoy.
Lindsay Lohan was looking a little bit like her old self in a slinky form fitting dress at the Speed-The Plow afterparty in London. Lindsay has been starring in the David Mamet show in the West End. But the real news is how sexy she looked. The dress hugged those famous curves showing off Lindsay’s amazing body. Say what you want, Lindsay has got a pretty great rack on her. Remember her tight t-shirts she wore in Mean Girls? I do. I’ll freely admit that I had a huge thing for Lindsay back in the day. Maybe she’ll get her life together now and fulfill her true destiny of being a hot woman for us to ogle.
I wish I could fly to London to see her in the show. I like David Mamet. I see him on the streets here in New York all the time. Maybe I can ask him to pay for my ticket. You think he’ll go for it?