It wouldn’t really be Christmas without Lindsay Lohan and her ample chest making an appearance at some Yuletide fiestas. Lindsay and her little sister Ali Lohan cleaned up rather nicely for the Love magazine Christmas party in London town last night. Now, I wasn’t invited to that event, but Big Joe from the smoked meats store down the block here told me to come by for eggnog and brisket next Monday. No need to clean up for that.
Lindsay Lohan has been starring in a legit theater production in England the past several months. The reviews have been not so surprisingly not super positive. Yet, we haven’t heard or seen of Lindsay falling down in the street since she started her new gig. And with family by her side, at least, family that hasn’t tried to ruin her in the past, perhaps she’s back on track to being the ginger topped racktastic lovely of our previous not super distant ago dreams. She has the shape working. If she can just hold back on that sauce. Here’s to hoping for a healthy showy Lindsay in 2015. And Little Sis too, naturally. Enjoy.
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Lindsay Lohan is back to looking hot in this spread for Civil Clothing. The troubled star has been out of the dressing sexy business for a while. But the truth is that Lindsay is looking better than ever in these picks. That legendary red hair and freckles accentuate the clothes perfectly. The best pick is one in which she’s wearing a kind of leather-looking unitard thing and she’s spread eagle revealing a wee bit of camel toe. This is a good thing, my friends. In another picture she shows off her shapely legs in what looks like a baseball uniform and a pair of knee high socks. Don’t mind if I do.
The truth is that I’ve had a bit of a thing for Lindsay since way back in the Mean Girl days. Say what you want about her controversies, but her boobage is controversy-proof. I’m glad she seems to be getting her act together again. A hot redhead is a terrible thing to waste.
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Lindsay Lohan obviously has an affinity for Marilyn Monroe. Not so unusual. But to the point she recently commissioned a London artist to paint her as iconic Marilyn in the flesh for her own private collection of oil selfies I suppose (see below). We first saw Lindsay make a big splash as Marilyn topless a couples years back now in Playboy Magazine, her first real glamour shoot, not to mention a very solid paycheck.
Playboy.TV for Free for One Week! (Warning NSFW: Clicking Will Take You To Hot Nekkid Women Folk Being Naughty)
To celebrate Lindsay’s love of Marilyn and her own funbags, our friends at Playboy are offering a One Week Free Trial to Playboy.TV. Free is slightly less than Lindsay paid for her nekkid portrait, though about what she paid to share it on Twitter. Playboy.TV also offers 50,000 hours of HD video, which I’m pretty sure doesn’t come with a street artist portrait. You could do worse, much worse, than spending a free week checking out Playboy.TV. It’s like buying Halloween candy, only you can consume it endlessly and only feel better as you do. Enjoy.
Lindsay Lohan was looking a little bit like her old self in a slinky form fitting dress at the Speed-The Plow afterparty in London. Lindsay has been starring in the David Mamet show in the West End. But the real news is how sexy she looked. The dress hugged those famous curves showing off Lindsay’s amazing body. Say what you want, Lindsay has got a pretty great rack on her. Remember her tight t-shirts she wore in Mean Girls? I do. I’ll freely admit that I had a huge thing for Lindsay back in the day. Maybe she’ll get her life together now and fulfill her true destiny of being a hot woman for us to ogle.
I wish I could fly to London to see her in the show. I like David Mamet. I see him on the streets here in New York all the time. Maybe I can ask him to pay for my ticket. You think he’ll go for it?
We all know the Lindsay Lohan saga of the past, man, really about a full decade now. What was once the spry and bosomy ginger princess became the not so spry and troubled young woman with the unlucky draw of the worst parents in the world. And with the fall, the looks as well took a hit. But if you ever doubted that Lindsay was once the holder of so much sextastic potential, you can still see it every now and then as captured in photographs in such runs as her pictorial in Wonderland magazine. Those chops simply don’t disappear completely no matter how badly you forsake them.
I still wish for Lindsay a full recovery to something approximating normalcy, allure, and just a calmer existence. She really has so much talent in the looks department that still might be readily salvaged with an unburdening of the soul beneath. Every time I see photos such as these, I feel like I’m looking at a great ball player who simply fell off the straight and narrow and wrecked what could’ve been a legendary career, but still has those skills you know he could’ve been great. Life and the sextastic are both bittersweet at times. Enjoy.
It might be surprising to consider, but Lindsay Lohan leads a rather charmed life. For all the well documented low points, she still manages to have herself quite the good time even with the public eye upon her. No shut in status here. Lindsay took to the Greek isles in her most recent Mediterranean summer vacation tour for a little jet-skiing time in her black bikini, which fit her much better than some of the other swimsuits she’s been featuring of late.
There’s no doubt Lindsay isn’t going to win many fitness awards. I’m not sure she’s on the strict Pilates and yoga extreme routines of many of her Hollywood peers. But with Lindsay, there’s still always something there. The spark of the hottie ginger who once filled the libido with thoughts of lecherous bath time play. Meh, maybe I’m just a dreamer, a hoper, and a wisher, but if Lindsay can right herself, match my ten daily pushups of rigor, we might just someday get back our old Lindsay. Enjoy.
Leave it to lovable Lindsay Lohan to figure out how to show sideboob even in an unlikely jet-skiing suit. Ultimately sideboob is what Lindsay is best known for, at least in her completely sober moments when she’s fully aware of what she’s showing off. It’s a nice look in its own way. It certainly get you first dibs on Jet-skis at the dock.
Lindsay has been tearing her way through the Riviera region this July with various showy outfits, boyfriends, and boats. It’s nice just to see her having fun again after so much, well, not so much work, but I guess legal stress. I’m not sure the neoprene is the most flattering material for Lindsay these days, but as always, I do appreciate her thoughtfulness. Enjoy.