Lindsay Lohan

Beyonce Booty, Kylie Jenner Camel Wedgie, and Lindsey Pelas Sideboob Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

I know I often say, this one has it all. But this one, man, this one has it all. The level of quality and quantity and sextastic rating of the social media self-shares by the hottest celebrities continues to rise at geometric rates, though it could be exponential as well since I have no idea what any of that means. I just know the goodness count is rising and all thanks to the desire of the hottest among us to remind us gently, but in a tingle inducing manner about that very fact. Ego is good.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Beyonce and her stellar hourglass booty, Lindsey Pelas flashing a healthy dose of her sweet pelas, Kylie Jenner showing off in a swimsuit, Candice Swanepoel upside down perfection, Courtney Stodden deep cleavage, Lindsay Lohan bikini candid, Miranda Kerr plunging neckline, and much much more. You owe it to the wretched folks who still wait for magazines in the mail to check out each and every one of these candidly hot selfies. Enjoy.

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Lindsay Lohan Cleavy And Bare Booty Cheeks For Notion Magazine

Lindsay Lohan is back on her game in terms of edgy magazine photoshoots. She was doing this for a while, then quit for a while, now she’s back to some candid style photos of her in various shades of dress and naughty, including a look at her bare booty cheeks beneath a jersey. I think it’s safe to say that Lindsay is once again feeling better about her body and the desire to share her skin filled looks has returned. This is a good thing.

Lindsay was once upon a time a rather alluring young ginger. What was once lost can always be found again. I truly believe that. This kind of work is a good start for us gentleman oglers who never give up hope, or our binoculars. Lindsay is still quite young. Clean living, Pilates, and some tiny outfits and we could be talking comeback. Enjoy.

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Lindsay Lohan Cleavetastic Corset Show For Homme Style

Lindsay Lohan is back. Okay, I know you’re going to say there may have been some work done to touch up these photos. Granted. But that’s true of every magazine say for my Ranger Rick spinoff, Squirrel Habitats. The point is, the red tinted boobtastic Lindsay Lohan looks remarkably good in a pushed up corset and cleavage for this shoot for Homme Style magazine. You’ll have to excuse the dudes in the photo, I think it’s French.

There has been perhaps no more consummate up-and-down roller coaster sextastic celebrity of the past decade than Lindsay Lohan, celebrating nearly a decade now since her first big lady nest baring drunken stumbles. She rises, she falls, and occasionally, like today, she puts on a show that reminds you why you as a guy cared in the first place. Your heart and pecker were alway in the right place. Now it’s time for Lindsay to come home again. Enjoy.

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Jessica Burciaga Side Boob, Ashely Tisdale Bikini Top, and Stella Hudgens Killer Booty Headline the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

The more parents warn their children not to post their pictures on social media, well, the absolutely skyrockets in flight better it’s going to get. Silly parents. Don’t you realize how uncool you are by your very job description. Young hot celebrities, don’t trust anybody over 30, save for your Uncle Bill. I will never steer you wrong. Right now, I want to steer your toward even more showy social media candids. Not that you need much prodding. This just keeps getting better and better.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the likes of Ashley Tisdale in a bikini top, Stella Hudgens, Vanessa’s little sister, showing off her stellar late teen thumper, Katherine Heigl in a red bikini, Carmen Electra in a killer bikini, Jessica Burciaga showing so much sideboob I want to weep, and much more. You owe it to that girl who knows nothing about basketball who is still going to beat you in the office March Madness bracket pool to check out each and every one of these many social media self-published goodies. You will thank me later. Hopefully, with shiny beads. Enjoy.

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Taylor Swift, Cara Delevingne Big Winners at the Elle Style Awards

I’m not exactly sure what Elle magazine was handing out awards for in London, but I suppose it has something to do with style and fashion and looking absolutely amazing so I’m going to assume, (a) I wasn’t even nominated, and (b) each of these deserving winners were deserving winners because I too would like to award them with trophies of one kind of another.

Rosie Huntington-Whitely was named something close to smart model of the year, Taylor Swift won just for being awesome and wearing something low cut, Cara Delevingne was name movie starlet or something despite not being in movies, and Lindsay Lohan was given an award and four drink tickets and I can’t tell you which of those two she didn’t forget at her table at the end of the evening. More importantly, it was a wonderful night filled with hotties decked out in their super finest. And I’m sure H&M sold a lot of goods. Everybody wins when everybody ogles. Enjoy.

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Lindsay Lohan Full Spread In Hunger Magazine

Lindsay Lohan is back in this super sexy spread for Hunger Magazine. Linds wears a variety of lingerie on what looks like the bed of a Motel 6. Look, say what you want about some of Lindsay’s life decisions but it is an absolute fact proven by science and theology that Lindsay has got a spectacular rack. I’ve been a fan of them since Mean Girls when she bounced around in tight little sweaters. They are friggin’ huge in the good way. It’s good to see that Lindsay has returned to her first love, namely making guys want to ogle her jubblies. I for one would like to see more of this mature sexy Lindsay.

Sure, she’s been through a lot but wisdom comes at a price. That and she’s still got an amazing body so all is forgiven.

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Lindsay Lohan and Sister Ali Lohan Leggy Lovelies at LOVE Magazine Christmas Party in London

It wouldn’t really be Christmas without Lindsay Lohan and her ample chest making an appearance at some Yuletide fiestas. Lindsay and her little sister Ali Lohan cleaned up rather nicely for the Love magazine Christmas party in London town last night. Now, I wasn’t invited to that event, but Big Joe from the smoked meats store down the block here told me to come by for eggnog and brisket next Monday. No need to clean up for that.

Lindsay Lohan has been starring in a legit theater production in England the past several months. The reviews have been not so surprisingly not super positive. Yet, we haven’t heard or seen of Lindsay falling down in the street since she started her new gig. And with family by her side, at least, family that hasn’t tried to ruin her in the past, perhaps she’s back on track to being the ginger topped racktastic lovely of our previous not super distant ago dreams. She has the shape working. If she can just hold back on that sauce. Here’s to hoping for a healthy showy Lindsay in 2015. And Little Sis too, naturally. Enjoy.

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