Latest ‘South Park: The Stick of Truth’ Trailer Readies the Anal Probes and Underpants Gnomes of Epic Adventure (VIDEO)

Which will come first, the Sun's eventual fire-tacular death (in the year 5 billion or so) or South Park: the Stick of Truth's release? It's impossible to say, but eager players would be advised to start stockpiling pretty darn powerful sunblock.

The game has been languishing in a Bermuda Triangle of delays for some time, and received a revised arrival date of December 10 late last month. Supposedly, they meant December 10 2013, but that could just be our famous optimism talking. The glass is always half full, gentlemen. Half full of beer.

If there's a silver lining to be had, it's that this have provided ample opportunity for crazy-ass trailers. Just to remind us that this is coming, and it's going to kick all kinds of ass when it does. Today's clip features movie trailer mockery, Mr. Hankey making a turd tidal wave and... far too much of Stan's dad's butt.

So, obviously, this is a must-watch right here.