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Lady Gaga’s Cock Gets Complaints

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elliot-wolf - September 7, 2017

Is anyone really surprised Lady Gaga is the proud owner of a cock? Her entire aura oozes eccentric frequencies and wavelengths. So when she chose to adopt animals found on Old Macdonald's farm nothing seemed out of place. But the extraterrestrial celebrity Gaga still can't escape the human tradition of having neighbors. And that's where the conflict is arising. No police officer wants to respond to a noise complaint at 4 a.m. due to an unruly rooster. But when you're in the same celebrity stratosphere as Lady Gaga, you'd be above the law too. So bothering others with newborn babies who need sleep is not a high priority problem that needs immediate attention. 

“Gaga’s roosters have been waking us up at the crack of dawn,” one complains. “We have a newborn baby, and he can’t get any sleep because that rooster is squawking away.”

I guess owning dogs are so last season. Average women are walking their pet peacocks through the subway and even Michael Jackson owned a monkey. Its not that owning a rooster is weird. It's owning one in the middle of Malibu that's got her neighbors agitated and scratching their heads. I wonder if the real estate agent wasn't obligated to disclose to the neighbors that they would be living next to Lady Gaga. The last thing you would need is a celebrity with enough income and legion of loyal fans to make your life a living hell. 

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