Kourtney Kardashian Black Swimsuit Vacation

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michael-garcia - September 8, 2016

Kourtney Kardashian, the sister we hear less about, was seen in a revealing black swimsuit while on vacation. To me Kourtney is the very definition of a MILF. She's got a killer body for someone with a bunch of kids. Not as flashy as Kim or Kylie, she's the more subdued one. That appeals to the homebody in me. I bet she'd be OK with staying at home on the couch, watching TV, and letting you motorboat those outstanding Kardashian funbags all night. Now that's what I would call a quality evening. It can't have been easy growing up in Kim's shadow. That's why I would like to say that I wouldn't take you for granted, Kourtney. To me you would be the only Kardashian. Unless your sisters wanted to do a group thing, in which I'm all in for. 

I often wonder what the Kardashians take vacations from? It's not like they work. They just exist and appear on a TV show sometimes where they are just themselves. It's a cushy job if you can get it. 


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