The Kardashian She-Bots in Pimp Mode Alpha

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bill-swift - December 1, 2010

As you may have read, The Kardashian she-bots were programmed by inventor Kris Jenner with a third appearance mode earlier this summer, DEADPAN SMILE, to complement their factory-furnished animatronic functions of PIMP and FLIRT. And, might I say, it really makes them seem so much more lifelike. Even gargantuan Khloe Kardashian fooled several children into stepping into her kill zone where she was able to consume them in whole with one large contraction of her gaping maw unit.

Fresh off accusations of onerous lending fees and charges associated with their 'KardashianKard' credit card, Kris Jenner rushed the Kardashian she-bots and a new product out to market, 'KardashianKonfidential' (get it with the KKs?) a tell-all biography based upon the false memories implanted in the girls' cranial grids by Kris at the time of their power-on. Apparently, a good portion of the book discusses how Kim Kardashian felt extremely awkward about her body as she was growing up. Of course, it's always tough to be the girl with the biggest boobs in school. FALSE MEMORY. Back to the laboratory for some tinkering methinks. Enjoy.

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