Khloe Kardashian

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‘How comes never Khloe?’ was how EgoReader ‘Bill W.’ opened his missive email. He does have kind of a cool name and to each their own in the celebrity you’d most like to mount like a jockey category, so when I caught sight of Khloe Kardashian doing her damnedest to barely keep her yams inside her low cut dress while pimping some kind of merchandise your teen daughters will insist on buying, I just had to share.

Khloe truly is the forgotten Kardashian. Outside of constant gossip rag relationship tell-alls, Khloe and her enhanced female form rarely get recognized as much as her various sisters and half-sisters in the category of the allure. Make of that what you will. If ever you did feel for Khloe, it probably had something to do with her large mammaries and her willingness to sell them to the highest motorboating bidder. Bill W., you have been served. Or was I served. I forget how that expression works exactly. Khloe. Enjoy.

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Who knows how these insidious intra-family arrangements come about, but somehow Khloe Kardashian, the reportedly illegitimate daughter of Kris Jenner by way of somebody who Kris Jenner mounted in her Brentwood social circle in the late 80’s, and Mason Disick, the few year old son of Kourtney Kardashian and her unwed poofster boyfriend, Scott Disick, have come to an understanding of mutual interest.

For his part, Mason, who overhears tons of shit, promises to keep safe the secret of Aunt Khloe’s true paternal heritage (but let’s just say he once ran for 2,000 years in a single season in the NFL), Aunt Khloe meanwhile promised to give the little boy what all little boys want, a sweet view of some dangling funbags, not quite milky, but definitely the foremost body part of his gangly-sized auntie.

Hey, in the world of Kardashian, it’s all about the deal. And this one seems win-win. Enjoy.