Egotastic
Come on now, this is just getting out of hand. I'm willing to accept the fact that some women out there go to Sears to buy their lingerie and swimsuits. Just because it's where I buy the tools I never use but make me feel manly, and it's where my buddy Stephano buys the lawn seed for the grass he illegally maintains for the woman he's been stalking now for eight months, that doesn't mean it's not a great store for purchasing female intimate clothing.
And I'm also willing to accept the fact that some ladies out there see the Kardashian sisters as role models, heck, 60% of people in this country believe in ghosts, and 40% think a Big Mac with a diet coke makes you skinny, there's no accounting for certain beliefs.
But what I simply do not believe, no way, no how, is that the Kardashian girls have 26-inch waists.
I'm surprised the air-brushers in the ad office didnt' run out of air when fixing up these three money-making merchandising machines.
Aunt Khloe Agrees to Show Her Nephew Her Boobs If He Agrees Not to Tell Who Her Daddy Is
Who knows how these insidious intra-family arrangements come about, but somehow Khloe Kardashian, the reportedly illegitimate daughter of Kris Jenner by way of somebody who Kris Jenner mounted in her Brentwood social circle in the late 80's, and Mason Disick, the few year old son of Kourtney Kardashian and her unwed poofster boyfriend, Scott Disick, have come to an understanding of mutual interest.
For his part, Mason, who overhears tons of shit, promises to keep safe the secret of Aunt Khloe's true paternal heritage (but let's just say he once ran for 2,000 years in a single season in the NFL), Aunt Khloe meanwhile promised to give the little boy what all little boys want, a sweet view of some dangling funbags, not quite milky, but definitely the foremost body part of his gangly-sized auntie.
Hey, in the world of Kardashian, it's all about the deal. And this one seems win-win. Enjoy.