Oh, you crazy Jenner girls, and Kardashian girls, and Cara Delevingne, how you do love to get noticed when you hit the town and the hotspots and all the places I’m sure are bars but somehow still let teen celebrity girls carouse provided they are dressed much older.
Kylie Jenner in a pair of shorts so tight they might get everybody arrested led the pack, along with model sister Kendall Jenner showing off her long model legs, Khloe Kardashian flashing her Funions to the greatest extent possible, and Cara Delevingne just looking fashionably hot and waiting to see what girl she’d be taking home tonight. This gaggle of girls is quite different from the motley crew I typically hit the town with. For one, the Kardashians rolls with much greater skin shows. Also, a pack of paparazzi ten deep and ten wide. They’re like a rolling Vegas revue. Legs, buns, ta-ta’s, it’s all there in a line. You simply can’t miss this show. Enjoy.
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Khloe Kardashian was showing off those famous jugs of hers in a plunging blouse while out on the town in New York City. This in spite of the fact that it is cold as F here. But Khloe, ever the trooper, is willing to suffer a bit of boob draft for our viewing pleasure. All of the members of the Kardashian/Jenner clan have enormous and beautiful ta-tas, of course. But I have to say that I like Khloe’s boobs best. I know that’s a controversial thing to say but it’s how I feel in the depths of my soul and pants. Kim has the superior booty, though. If you could somehow combine Khloe’s funbags with Kim’s butt and Kylie’s face you would create a super hot chick who could not be rivaled.
Alas, that is impossible. But we have them all separately to marvel at. They are all more than the sum of their parts.
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If Kim Kardashian was a super hero her super power would be the ability to stop men dead in their tracks with her mighty cleav. Once again Kim K proved that no one does boobage like her as she and her sisters Khloe and Kendall and Cara Delevingne attended a Sam Smith concert in LA. She was wearing a tight bustier top that pushed her funbags up into a pleasing cleavage revealing shape that is oh so delectable. Seriously, if there were such a thing as the boob equivalent of the Pepsi challenge, I would bet on Kim’s yum yums over anyone else. Khloe was also looking pretty friggin’ hot in a pair of skin tight leather pants that showed off her greatest asset, her legendary booty. Kendall wasn’t dressed in anything revealing but she’s still my boo, as the kids say.
Say what you will about the Kardashian/Jenner clan, they sure know how to get people’s attention with their sexiness. That’s a skill too, you know.
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There are eternal questions that mankind has pondered for generations: who are we? Why are we here? Which Kardashian/Jenner has the best butt? For my money, and I know this is controversial, the title of the ultimate Kardashian booty goes to Khloe Kardashian. It looks especially magnificent in this tight black leather skirt. These K & J gals are great because they’ll put on provocative outfits just to go fill up their car. I’m surprised the heat of her booty didn’t ignite the gasoline fumes. Booty heat is just as dangerous as static electricity at the pump. I do so love Khloe’s booty. How much? I’m going to write a booty haiku.
Your booty is better than
Kim’s, the wind blows through.
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Sexy vixen Khloe Kardashian was poking out all over in a sheer see-through dress at French Montana’s 30th birthday bash. Khloe forgot to wear a bra under her completely transparent dress. It must be a family trait. The result was a fairly clear view of her lady nips. Khloe’s funbags have long been eclipsed by those of her sister Kim but I think it’s high time that we celebrate how big and beautiful Khloe’s ta-tas are. They are nice and plump and they stay where they are supposed to, which as a woman gets older becomes more of a challenge.
The dress was also cut way up on the sides allowing us a view of that other Kardashian feature: her legs and hips. Oh, sweet mother of crap do I love a woman with curves. This is why I love Khloe. She’s never been afraid to show off them thighs.
It was time to go meet mom’s new boyfriend, an event certain to get, oh, about ten thousand cameras out. Thus, Khloe Kardashian and her rather notorious behind squeezed into a dress that I’d not recommend for those looking to breathe regularly. Nevertheless, some credit is due for the attempt. And even maneuvering in and out of a vehicle.
We posted Khloe earlier this week as well at the request of a reader. I’m not sure where this is headed. Khloe certainly seems to be insisting upon attention for her various curvy parts much like her sisters. Everybody has their favorite and least favorite Kardashian. Or, for many, they all fall into the latter category. Suffice it to say, they know how to get attention. Khloe’s bubble butt in that skin tight dress is going to get noticed. We did. Enjoy.
‘How comes never Khloe?’ was how EgoReader ‘Bill W.’ opened his missive email. He does have kind of a cool name and to each their own in the celebrity you’d most like to mount like a jockey category, so when I caught sight of Khloe Kardashian doing her damnedest to barely keep her yams inside her low cut dress while pimping some kind of merchandise your teen daughters will insist on buying, I just had to share.
Khloe truly is the forgotten Kardashian. Outside of constant gossip rag relationship tell-alls, Khloe and her enhanced female form rarely get recognized as much as her various sisters and half-sisters in the category of the allure. Make of that what you will. If ever you did feel for Khloe, it probably had something to do with her large mammaries and her willingness to sell them to the highest motorboating bidder. Bill W., you have been served. Or was I served. I forget how that expression works exactly. Khloe. Enjoy.