Egotastic
I'm not sure if this is a ploy to get her cheating husband back on track or merely an attempt by her Spanx contained body to free itself from its unearthly constraints, but the camel toe of Khloe Kardashian was busting out all over the place in Calabasas yesterday as the younger Kardashian sister strode about in tight white jeans. I mean, it was something to behold. Hide the women and children so I can get an even clearer view.
I guess you can say when a woman pouts she pouts all over. I mean, I wouldn't say that in front of a woman because I don't need to have my ass kicked by yet another member of the fairer sex. But, suffice it to say, Khloe seems to have a lot of emotions swelling up inside of her. And not much room in her jeans to express them all. Enjoy.
Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner and Older Sisters in Revealing Dresses for Family Show Time at the Beach
Now, we normally don't share social media pictures until our big roundup on Thursdays. But these simply could not wait. Not when puppet master Kris Jenner takes her girls and some very showy cut designer dresses to the beach for family showoff for the cameras time. This may be right, this may be oh so wrong, but this is definitely happening. It's like the Christmas shopping season. You can dread it every year, but it's still coming.
Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner were in dresses so revealing that Puritans from the 17th century nearly resurrected to cover them in scarlet letters. I suppose that was part of the Kris Jenner plan. Along with highlighting Kim Kardashian and her post-baby figure, Khloe Kardashian and her, well, body thing. Surprisingly, it seems that Kourtney Kardashian was missing from the shoot. Or maybe not so surprisingly as she's always been called the smart one in the family. Enjoy.