There are eternal questions that mankind has pondered for generations: who are we? Why are we here? Which Kardashian/Jenner has the best butt? For my money, and I know this is controversial, the title of the ultimate Kardashian booty goes to Khloe Kardashian. It looks especially magnificent in this tight black leather skirt. These K & J gals are great because they’ll put on provocative outfits just to go fill up their car. I’m surprised the heat of her booty didn’t ignite the gasoline fumes. Booty heat is just as dangerous as static electricity at the pump. I do so love Khloe’s booty. How much? I’m going to write a booty haiku.
Your booty is better than
Kim’s, the wind blows through.
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Sexy vixen Khloe Kardashian was poking out all over in a sheer see-through dress at French Montana’s 30th birthday bash. Khloe forgot to wear a bra under her completely transparent dress. It must be a family trait. The result was a fairly clear view of her lady nips. Khloe’s funbags have long been eclipsed by those of her sister Kim but I think it’s high time that we celebrate how big and beautiful Khloe’s ta-tas are. They are nice and plump and they stay where they are supposed to, which as a woman gets older becomes more of a challenge.
The dress was also cut way up on the sides allowing us a view of that other Kardashian feature: her legs and hips. Oh, sweet mother of crap do I love a woman with curves. This is why I love Khloe. She’s never been afraid to show off them thighs.
It was time to go meet mom’s new boyfriend, an event certain to get, oh, about ten thousand cameras out. Thus, Khloe Kardashian and her rather notorious behind squeezed into a dress that I’d not recommend for those looking to breathe regularly. Nevertheless, some credit is due for the attempt. And even maneuvering in and out of a vehicle.
We posted Khloe earlier this week as well at the request of a reader. I’m not sure where this is headed. Khloe certainly seems to be insisting upon attention for her various curvy parts much like her sisters. Everybody has their favorite and least favorite Kardashian. Or, for many, they all fall into the latter category. Suffice it to say, they know how to get attention. Khloe’s bubble butt in that skin tight dress is going to get noticed. We did. Enjoy.
‘How comes never Khloe?’ was how EgoReader ‘Bill W.’ opened his missive email. He does have kind of a cool name and to each their own in the celebrity you’d most like to mount like a jockey category, so when I caught sight of Khloe Kardashian doing her damnedest to barely keep her yams inside her low cut dress while pimping some kind of merchandise your teen daughters will insist on buying, I just had to share.
Khloe truly is the forgotten Kardashian. Outside of constant gossip rag relationship tell-alls, Khloe and her enhanced female form rarely get recognized as much as her various sisters and half-sisters in the category of the allure. Make of that what you will. If ever you did feel for Khloe, it probably had something to do with her large mammaries and her willingness to sell them to the highest motorboating bidder. Bill W., you have been served. Or was I served. I forget how that expression works exactly. Khloe. Enjoy.
Now, we normally don’t share social media pictures until our big roundup on Thursdays. But these simply could not wait. Not when puppet master Kris Jenner takes her girls and some very showy cut designer dresses to the beach for family showoff for the cameras time. This may be right, this may be oh so wrong, but this is definitely happening. It’s like the Christmas shopping season. You can dread it every year, but it’s still coming.
Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner were in dresses so revealing that Puritans from the 17th century nearly resurrected to cover them in scarlet letters. I suppose that was part of the Kris Jenner plan. Along with highlighting Kim Kardashian and her post-baby figure, Khloe Kardashian and her, well, body thing. Surprisingly, it seems that Kourtney Kardashian was missing from the shoot. Or maybe not so surprisingly as she’s always been called the smart one in the family. Enjoy.
I’m not sure if this is a ploy to get her cheating husband back on track or merely an attempt by her Spanx contained body to free itself from its unearthly constraints, but the camel toe of Khloe Kardashian was busting out all over the place in Calabasas yesterday as the younger Kardashian sister strode about in tight white jeans. I mean, it was something to behold. Hide the women and children so I can get an even clearer view.
I guess you can say when a woman pouts she pouts all over. I mean, I wouldn’t say that in front of a woman because I don’t need to have my ass kicked by yet another member of the fairer sex. But, suffice it to say, Khloe seems to have a lot of emotions swelling up inside of her. And not much room in her jeans to express them all. Enjoy.
Who knows how these insidious intra-family arrangements come about, but somehow Khloe Kardashian, the reportedly illegitimate daughter of Kris Jenner by way of somebody who Kris Jenner mounted in her Brentwood social circle in the late 80′s, and Mason Disick, the few year old son of Kourtney Kardashian and her unwed poofster boyfriend, Scott Disick, have come to an understanding of mutual interest.
For his part, Mason, who overhears tons of shit, promises to keep safe the secret of Aunt Khloe’s true paternal heritage (but let’s just say he once ran for 2,000 years in a single season in the NFL), Aunt Khloe meanwhile promised to give the little boy what all little boys want, a sweet view of some dangling funbags, not quite milky, but definitely the foremost body part of his gangly-sized auntie.
Hey, in the world of Kardashian, it’s all about the deal. And this one seems win-win. Enjoy.