ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS: Kim Kardashian All Wet and Sweaty and Almost Natural

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bill-swift - December 24, 2010

Dear Santa,

I realize the Kardashian girls are merely silicon parts and circuit boards and pimping software programs coded by their mom (technically, outsourced to India, but overseen by Kris), but, well, Kim Kardashian is a pretty hot Christmas toy. I don't need her all made up for marketing purposes; I'll gladly take her all sweaty and moist and scented with artificial human female type workout aromas for my very merry fetish Christmas.

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