Khloe Terae Showcases Her Ridiculously Flexible Curves On Manhattan Beach

Khloe Terae’s body easily sits comfortably above both ratings of too good to be true and too hot to ignore. I’d like to believe that an incredible body like her’s exists outside of heaven and here on this Earth. I’d give it all of my attention if possible. I hope she’s not some kind of mirage, or another case of my eyes playing tricks on me. Because the last thing I want to be is catfished. I’m not exactly sure how the whole concept of catfishing works, and what dating women has to do with one of my favorite fried dishes, but what I do know is I would like for Khloe to look exactly the same as she does now when I meet her. Because if that amazing vessel that hosts her soul is the real deal, I’ve got to see it for myself.

I put a lot of my faith in the law of attraction these days. That’s another concept I feel I miss the point of. Because what it means to me is if you think about hot women, hot women will come to you. That has about a 2% success rate so far. I think about hot women 100% of the time and still have only been running into the same ladies. I’m going to close my eyes and think real hard about Khloe. And then maybe she’ll come. But if she doesn’t, I’ll pack my bags and head to Manhattan beach.

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