Kendall Jenner Without Panties, Kylie Jenner Showing Off Her Top, It’s the MuchMusic Awards!

Look, I could spend my couple minutes with you bemoaning the state of the world, not to mention music, and Canada in general. Or we could just look at the Jenner girls who were tapped to host the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto over the weekend and showed off in about a half dozen various revealing wardrobe changes to please the consumer eye.

Kendall Jenner started it off by wearing a double slit dress on the red carpet that appeared to reveal a complete lack of undergarments. Obviously, I am snooping about for more shots to verify. Kylie Jenner managed to utilize her own teen assets that for some arcane reason I'm implored not to discuss in any great detail. As in, she can show them, but it's another year or so before we can discuss them. Seems fair. Or not. Either way, the MuchMusic Awards were dominated by the Jenner girls and some craptastic music and lots of hooting and hollering for Canadian starts I've not heard before. Justin Bieber wasn't there, so score one for Canada. They snagged the Jenner girls half-nekkid, so score two for Canada. That's your hockey final score right there. 3-0. Enjoy.